Longshot (March 28, 2007)

[Vertigolowe]

March 28, 2007

Card is NOT subject to change.

THIS WEEK


VCW Tag Team Championship
Vegas Street Fight
The Longs ~VS~ Sledgehammer Justice (c)

Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship
"The Swede" Carl Svensson ~VS~ "The Notorious" 187

Best of Five Series - Match Three
Submission Match
Ryan Bowdridge ~VS~ El Hijo Del Perra
Ryan leads 2 - 0

Kaelan Anderson ~VS~ Bill Seal

Rob Wallace ~VS~ George Vile

Veronica Truman ~VS~ Jenn Wolf

"The Reptile" Sarah Cole ~VS~ Shaunna Vulpen ~VS~ Big Bertha

Chris Shawcross ~VS~ Blackjack



PLUS
(Already Posted)

Water ~VS~ "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas ~VS~ War Machine

The Born-Again Kid ~VS~ Sad Boy

The Coven ~VS~ The Backwater Boyz

Andy Montoya & Jericho Black ~VS~ Frias' Freaks

[Juan Hefe]

The Boiler Room...

Rob Frias is sitting in his throne, whipping ball bearings at Mini Frias who dodges each while trying to talk to his lord and master. Finally, Charon comes to the midget's aide and grabs the bag of lethal projectiles from the Misfit.

"Cease your destructive actions Misfit! Your loss last week was NOT Mini Frias' fault!"

Mini Frias slumps to the floor, relieved at having survived another outburst from Frias.

"Master, the time to strike is now! Born Again Kid is alone and vulnerable, let us use our secret weapon to draw him out!"

Frias nods and slaps his armrest.

"You're right as always Mini Frias! We must take the battle to that arrogant hypocrite! Sad Boy!"

Sad Boy shuffles into the light from his usual darkened corner, holding a book.

"Whaddya want Frias? I'm writing poetry for my bitch ex-girlfriend."

Frias slaps the book out of Sad Boy's hands.

"Never mind that now! You are to head out to that ring and DEMAND a match with the BAK!"

Sad Boy looks horrified.

"What?!?!?!? That maniac is going to kill me!"

Mini Frias headbutts Sad Boy hard in the groin.

"You will obey the Misfit!"

Frias ruffles Mini Frias' hair.

"Well said Mini Frias! Now, as for you Sad Boy. Get out there now and challenge the BAK to a match."

Charon helps Sad Boy up to his feet and then shoves him out of the boiler room.

"I only hope he lasts more than a minute in that ring Misfit."

"All we need is for the bell to ring Charon. After that, it's lights out for our new friend Born Again Kid."

[Juan Hefe]

Longshot's Interview Set...

Barry Knight and "Filthy" Rich Burton are standing by Lucas Wright, attired in their street clothes and looking ready for a fight.

"Hello everyone and welcome to Longshot! Standing by with me here are VCW Tag-Team champions Sledgehammer Justice! Guys, are you ready for your championship match with the Longs this week?"

"We were born ready Wright. The only time I've been readier is when my daddy bought me a night with a whore on my fifteenth birthday."

"Quit reminiscin' yer fat oaf! Right! Tonight is too bloody important ter go dahn memory lane. The bloomin' Longs won't lay dahn for us by any stretch of the imagination, we 'ave ter take the fight ter ffem."

"So is that why you're attired in your street clothes right now? Is this Vegas street fight match going to get really nasty?"

"Well, not as nasty as the time I ordered up a dog and pony show for my grand-pa's 70^th birthday, but pretty damn close!"

"....."

"....."

"What? You guys are damn prudes! You need to get out more, experience the world!"

"Rich, I've travelled the world and I never even 'eard of 'alf the filffy fings that are routine ter yer! Oi!"

"Perspective Bar, perspective."

"Fellas, I'll end this interview NOW by wishing you luck in your match tonight. Interview over!"

"Damn it Wright, I was just about to regale you with..."

"Over! Back to you Tim and Josh!"

[Juan Hefe]

Rob Wallace and Kaelan Anderson's Locker Room...

"So tonight's the night eh Rob?"

"The nicht is the nicht a'richt Kaelan!"

"Who you going up against?"

"George Vile lad. A wee bairn that's in ower his muckle bauld heid."

"And I get Bill Seal? How's that work out? You should take on Major Mudd or somebody serious."

"Major Mudd haes no pruiven hisself lad. Vile is the lad on ma list an that's wha A'm gaun ta fecht!"

"This race is already rigged from the beginning."

"A'm aulder than youse laddie. Ye'll laip me in nae time at aw!"

"You're right of course. Good luck to you out there Old Man."

"An guid luck tae you too lad."

The two former tag-team champions shake hands and continue preparing for their respective matches.

[Vertigolowe]

The Parking Lot

A terrified guy from the crew comes running up to a cameraman who his setting up to shoot a promo with Jericho Black.

"John! John! You've gotta come with me, now!"

"Calm down Jimmy, what's going on."

"The Coven said to get them a cameraman or, or,"

"OK Jimmy, calm down, I'll calm with you."

John the cameraman turn toward Jericho Black, who pulls his hoodie up over his head and walks inside. "You two have fun!" Jimmy follows John, his drinking buddy through the parking lot. Since VCW runs Longshot out of the same location every week, most of the semis they pass either haven't moved since they got here, or rarely have.

John ducks through a hold in a chain link fence behind the semis and helps Jimmy with the camera. "John, where the hell are we going?"

"It's right this way."

Jimmy takes back his camera, through the fence, and follows John down a path through some cactus patches. The cactus look to be in worse and worse shape as they move along.

"You know John, if this was daytime it might look kinda cool. John? John?

Jimmy pans the camera around to realize that his buddy is nowhere to be seen, but there is a shed up ahead. He approaches slowly, switching on the light of his camera so we can see a large red pentagram painted on the sheet metal metal siding of the shed. Jimmy quickly switches the light off. A single broken window allows red firelight to escape into the night.

"Come inside." Jimmy staggers back, nearly dropping the camera. He recovers himself and sees Jeremy Tolliver standing in front of him. "I said come inside."

Jimmy follows The Scourge into the room. The floor is dirt, the furniture (such as it was) is shattered and scattered around the edges of the room. The fire is in a steel drum in the center of the room that must be about ten by ten but no larger.

A series of large rocks ring the room in a circle. Seated on two of these rocks are Kevin Cage and Damion.

"This is The Coven's Lair. Now leave your camera and never return here if you value, your blood."

Damion quickly leaps at Jimmy, who practically throws his camera at the vampiric Juniorweight, before running at top speed back toward the arena. Damion controls the camera films as Tolliver speaks.

"My Coven, I have excellent news. You two will be in the tag team turmoil match at All In. You did well last week against Toku & Spectre. Tonight you will face the Backwater Boyz as a reward and a tune-up."

"What about Elisha?"

Damion swings the camera to Kevin Cage who has his arms crossed over his chest. He then swings the camera back to Tolliver.

"You needn't worry about Elisha."

"Why don't we just go take out Winter and get her back."

"That prick cost me my shot in the battle royal! I want his blood." Damion chimes in from behind the camera.

"You will do nothing except what I tell you to do. Tonight, I am telling you to destroy those two rednecks. And Damion, tonight you can show Cage dedication. He's a juniorweight and will be facing heavyweights, but he never complains, never questions. Follow his examples, and follows my words, and all of your wishes will be granted."

The camera switches off to static.

[Roy]

[glow=red,2,300]bORn AGaiN[/glow]

A cameraman moves down the corridor with Lucas Wright,

"Basement? Why would someone want to conduct an interview from the basement, this must be wrong, its like three flights of stairs down to the basement"

Quit your yakkin' and hurry up I dont want to be down here any longer than I absolutely have to, this place gives me the creeps.

Well, here we are "Sir"

Hey enough of the cheek, just that camera ready an..

The room Wright and the camerman have just entered is literally covered in crossess, painted in what one can only hope is red paint along the walls, floor and ceiling

OH GOD NO!!!!

Seemingly before these words escape the cameramans mouth he is struck down, a vicious clubbing blow to the bag of his head knocks him out cold

THoU SHalT NOT Take His NAME in VAin

Lucas Wright falls back in fright then looks up to spot The BAK stepping from the darkness and crouching over the prone body of the camerman

His tone now softer, but no less unhinged, addresses the downed man, whom he's looking at like a child would look at their first dead pet.

BRother forgive me, I acted rashly and, shall we say, out of habit. Bestow upon me a thousand forgivenesses, although I do not deserve them, for what I have done I am truly sorry, OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAD YOU-NOT-TAKEN-HIS-NAME- IN-VAIN


after each of these carefull, and viciously spat out words the "Kid" delivers a strong sickening slap to the clearly compus mentis cameraman.

BAK now picks up the dropped camera, which has been watching the whole disturbing scene from the floor, and trains it on the visibly terrified Lucas Wright whos eyes are watering due to the fear the BAK is setting upon him.

The Born Again Kid brings the camera up to within and inch of his face, so that all that fills the screen is a horribly distorted image of one of his eyes.

Iam VCW's shepherd and I have seen that this flock has become scattered and has lost its way.

The BAK's disembodied voice cracks eerily over the cameras mic, and still all we can see is an extreme closeup of face wincing in fear and discomfort.

I Think Its time I restored order in my brothers. And you SAD BOY! my kind venerable soul, have been CHosen for my FIrst baptism.

A baptism, of FIre!

All we can see now is a lighter reflected in the staring, mad eye of Lucas Wright. His screams are the last things we hear as the camera cuts out

[Juan Hefe]

Fully Alive by Flyleaf brings the crowd to its feet as the owner and booker of VCW comes down to the ring, greeting the fans as she does so.

"Good evening everybody and welcome to another jam packed edition of Longshot! Already tonight, we have a tag-team championship match and, match number three in the EHDP, Ryan Bowdridge best of five series with much more to come, including this next match. "Pain Train", Water and War Machine, come on out here fellas."

War Machine comes out first, running madly to the ring, sliding under the ropes and then shaking them until exhaustion takes hold and he slumps to the mat.

"The Pain Train" comes out next, strutting and dancing all the way down, happily high-fiving fans and signing for autographs.

Last but not least, Water comes out and attempts to dance as smoothly as Dallas, but fails miserably.

Once all three men are in the ring, they immediately begin arguing, but Swift will have none of it.

"Boys! You'll have time enough to settle your differences in the ring because you three will take part in a triple threat match that starts right now!"

Samantha exits the ring gracefully just as War Machine nearly takes Dallas' head off his shoulders with a big lariat. Water tries to even the score, but War Machine is ready for him as well, blocking an attempted eye poke and reversing it into a powerbomb! With both his opponents momentarily disabled, War Machine gestures for a microphone.

"WAR MACHINE DOES NOT PLAY NICE WITH OTHERS!!!"

"WAR MACHINE COMES FROM THE DEPTHS OF FIERY RESOLVE AND DOMINATES WEAKER OPPONENTS AT WILL!!!"

"WAR MACHINE WILL DESTROY WATER AND PAIN TRAIN!!!"

"THANK... YOU... SAMANTHA... SWIFT... FOR... DELIVERING... THIS... OPPORTUNITY... OF... GODHOOD... TO.... WAR MACHINE!!!!"

Now completely recovered, Water helps "Pain Train" up and the two exchange a glance and a handshake.

"I think Pain Train's in deep trouble Tim."

"You said it Josh! This match looks like it went from triple threat to handicap!"

[EELON]

"Sexy back" by Justin Timberlake hits and Veronica Truman walks out on stage and quickly heads for the ring. After the usual mic retrieval, she proceeds to talk.

"Allright! You all know what happened last week. And I'm not talking about the battle royal! I'm talking about the ridiculous assault on the former VCW women champion Brooke Sage! You all are pathetic! It was not a cool way to get rid of a rival!"

"All you girls out there, listen! You might have removed Brooke as an opponent, but you gained me as one! ...Now I wish to fight the so called women champion. But if "she" rejects, then by all means. Then I wish to face any other of the women responsible!"

[EELON]

"The Swede" Carl Svensson steps in side Swift's office and just bluntly speaks.

"Hello there Samantha! Got a match for me tonight?"

[Vertigolowe]

Veronica stands in the ring when "Woman" by Wolfmother blasts out of the speakers. Jenn Wolf strides to the ring, with a skip in her step.

"You are out here defending Brooke Sage? Do you have an idea the kind of crap that she's pulled? That bitch had it coming to her. In fact, she probably had more coming to her that she got!

"You want to fight someone? I'll fight you tonight!"[/color]

Jenn drops the mic and is immediately blindsided by Veronica and the match is on!

[Vertigolowe]

OOC - for the moment, don't worry about the fact that we already have 9 matches, I plan on simming and posting some of the jobber matches early.

[Vertigolowe]

The Locker Room

Andy Montoya is putting on his gear when in walks Jericho Black. Andy adopts a defensive stance but Jericho puts up his hands.

"Easy there Andy, I don't want to fight. I just wanted to tell you that I've been impressed with you. You pinned me three times in three weeks. That takes something special. So what I'm proposing is a partnership. If you are up for it, Samantha Swift has approved a match for us tonight against Frias' Freaks. So what do you say Andy?"

Jericho extends his hand toward Montoya.

TBC by EELON

[Vertigolowe]

Samantha looks over some papers on her desk. And then with an, "Aha!" She pulls out a piece of paper.

"You'll have to forgive me Carl, I had meant to let you know earlier. Tonight it will be you and 187 in a Hardcore Match with the winner facing Starnes at All In."

[EELON]

Andy Montoya looks rather confused before changing his facial expression into little smile.

"Ey, man! That's cool! Alright, lets do this Black!"

But instead of taking Jericho's extended hand, he leaves it hanging. He just pats Jericho on his shoulder before leaving.

[RyanBow412]

Shaunna approaches Sarah Cole in the hallway.

"Hey, since we hate Bertha so much, how about we get a three-way match? We'll both turn on Bertha. How about it?"

TBC by Narvat