Post by Juan Hefe on Aug 13, 2009 12:25:27 GMT -5
Efrem Ethel gives each of the remaining warriors his best grimace and raises his arms slowly over his head.
"I AM HARDCORE!"
Big Bertha spits in Ethel's direction, missing his face by inches.
"YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET A HARDCORE BEATING ALRIGHT."
Efrem drops his arms in shock as Bertha charges him with a lariat. The VCW Hardcore Champion reacts quickly to the attack, drops to the ground and grabs a cinder block. Enraged, Bertha stops and turns only to get smashed in the face with Efrem's cinder block attack!
187 claps his hands in appreciation.
"Now that's how you take down a monster! Great job Cureman!"
Ethel growls audibly and charges 187, bringing him down with a yakuza kick to the face! Ethel looks down on the fallen 187 and sneers.
"Hey Homicide, you should remember who the hardcore champ is! Me! I make the rules about where and when hardcore matches happen!"
Scrappy Joe takes advantage of Ethel's speech to sneak up behind him and bring him down with his trusty barb-wire bat. Jeeves claps appreciatively.
"Smashing attack sir! Watch out!"
"Eh?"
Scrappy Joe is still smiling when he turns, only to get his face smashed in by a Honda S2000 hubcap, wielded by none other 187. Instead of falling down in a heap, Scrappy lurches forward and begins brawling with 187 on the ground. Meanwhile, Ethel gets up off the ground and walks over to Water's blue Honda S2000. He sizes up the car and finally rips off the antenna.
Recovered from the brutal barb wire bat assault, Ethel rips off his tattered shirt to reveal a scarred and bloodied torso.
"Those two are going to learn first hand what it means to mess with the champ. A good whipping is in order..."
Ethel scans the parking lot and spots what he needs to provide a good whipping, the antenna from Water's blue Honda 2000 which he rips off without too much effort. He then walks over to where Scrappy Joe and 187 are still fighting on the ground.
"You two think you have what it takes to be hardcore in VCW? Efrem Ethel and this here antenna says you don't!"
Ethel starts whipping both of his foes mercilessly until both are covered in lacerations and blood. This barbaric show goes on until Jeeves walks up behind Ethel and taps him on the shoulder.
"May I have your attention sir?"
Ethel spins around, a demonic grin on his blood spattered face.
"What?!?!?"
Jeeves points to Ethel's face, one arm still behind his back.
"You appear to have something in your eye."
"Huh? No I don't!"
"Oh, I disagree sir. And so does this lovely can of mace."
Jeeves blasts Ethel in the face with a massive dose of mace. The VCW Hardcore Champion goes down in a heap, grabbing his face in agony.
The door to the arena slams open and two dozen VCW Security Guards spill out, followed by an irate looking Samantha Swift. She quickly orders the guards to separate and detain the three hardcore specialists.
"What is going on here? Why are you wasting an epic battle off-camera?"
"It's a complete waste of time and worse, a completewaste of money to stage a fight like this away from the cameras!"
"You three will get your shot at maiming yourselves in the ring soon enough! See to it that you save it until then!"
"I AM HARDCORE!"
Big Bertha spits in Ethel's direction, missing his face by inches.
"YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET A HARDCORE BEATING ALRIGHT."
Efrem drops his arms in shock as Bertha charges him with a lariat. The VCW Hardcore Champion reacts quickly to the attack, drops to the ground and grabs a cinder block. Enraged, Bertha stops and turns only to get smashed in the face with Efrem's cinder block attack!
187 claps his hands in appreciation.
"Now that's how you take down a monster! Great job Cureman!"
Ethel growls audibly and charges 187, bringing him down with a yakuza kick to the face! Ethel looks down on the fallen 187 and sneers.
"Hey Homicide, you should remember who the hardcore champ is! Me! I make the rules about where and when hardcore matches happen!"
Scrappy Joe takes advantage of Ethel's speech to sneak up behind him and bring him down with his trusty barb-wire bat. Jeeves claps appreciatively.
"Smashing attack sir! Watch out!"
"Eh?"
Scrappy Joe is still smiling when he turns, only to get his face smashed in by a Honda S2000 hubcap, wielded by none other 187. Instead of falling down in a heap, Scrappy lurches forward and begins brawling with 187 on the ground. Meanwhile, Ethel gets up off the ground and walks over to Water's blue Honda S2000. He sizes up the car and finally rips off the antenna.
Recovered from the brutal barb wire bat assault, Ethel rips off his tattered shirt to reveal a scarred and bloodied torso.
"Those two are going to learn first hand what it means to mess with the champ. A good whipping is in order..."
Ethel scans the parking lot and spots what he needs to provide a good whipping, the antenna from Water's blue Honda 2000 which he rips off without too much effort. He then walks over to where Scrappy Joe and 187 are still fighting on the ground.
"You two think you have what it takes to be hardcore in VCW? Efrem Ethel and this here antenna says you don't!"
Ethel starts whipping both of his foes mercilessly until both are covered in lacerations and blood. This barbaric show goes on until Jeeves walks up behind Ethel and taps him on the shoulder.
"May I have your attention sir?"
Ethel spins around, a demonic grin on his blood spattered face.
"What?!?!?"
Jeeves points to Ethel's face, one arm still behind his back.
"You appear to have something in your eye."
"Huh? No I don't!"
"Oh, I disagree sir. And so does this lovely can of mace."
Jeeves blasts Ethel in the face with a massive dose of mace. The VCW Hardcore Champion goes down in a heap, grabbing his face in agony.
The door to the arena slams open and two dozen VCW Security Guards spill out, followed by an irate looking Samantha Swift. She quickly orders the guards to separate and detain the three hardcore specialists.
"What is going on here? Why are you wasting an epic battle off-camera?"
"It's a complete waste of time and worse, a completewaste of money to stage a fight like this away from the cameras!"
"You three will get your shot at maiming yourselves in the ring soon enough! See to it that you save it until then!"