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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 20, 2007 20:09:09 GMT -5
Lucas Wright is at the backstage interview set, with the large VCW poker chip logo hanging behind him. Standing next to him is "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black."I'm here with Jericho Black, who tonight has an opportunity to earn a shot at his third VCW Juniorweight Championship."
"Shut up Lucas. This isn't about the title that should be mine still, and will be mine again. Tonight is about settling scores. I have an opportunity to take out two of my rivals. I can get rid of Montoya, who embarassed me all last month, and Ikki, who seems to think I'm a victim of his."
"What about Alex Pires?"
"I don't have any issue with Pires, he seems to be a good athlete, but we'll have to see how he hangs with the big boys, and if he knows his place."
"What exactly is his place?"
"What, are you daft? His place is helping me take out Andy and Ikki. I'm the Bruiserweight. I don't mind when I lose matches, I've lost before and I'll lose again. But what I do mind is the lack of respect that I've been shown by these kids. I guess we'll find out whether Alex Pires is one of them, or if has a brain in his head."Jericho pushes the mic out of his face and storms off.
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Post by Rystar on Apr 22, 2007 17:03:55 GMT -5
As Jericho Black finishes his promo, he starts walking around the hallways. He's about to take a corner, when he bumps with Alex Pires. They both staredown and then, Alex starts to speak:
"Listen puto. I don't care if you have a problem with Ikki and Andy. All I care is winning that thing and become Juniorweight champion faster than anyone in that damn locker room. So if you think we're gonna make a truce here, you're wrong, puto."
As Alex stops talking, he makes the "I'm watching you" taunt and leaves the scene. Jericho is just there, standing and thinking and the scene fades down.
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Post by MetaSylo on Apr 22, 2007 18:00:44 GMT -5
-Swift's Office- FromundaO-Matics
After Samantha Swift slams the door in the O-Matics' faces, the sweaty duo turn to eachother and say, " Man! What are we gonna do about a match now?" Just then, Fromunda turns the corner, and with an inquisitive look on his face manages to say, " Mach?" " Yeah, we were all doing stuff that got us all sweaty and stuff, and then came here to ask the broad for a match and she totally thingy-blocked us!" Fromunda rubs his VCW Juniorweight Championship and says, " Saad..." Fromunda then walks up the O-Matics and pats them on the shoulder. He then throws up a X, the semi-official symbol of the duo. They smile and yell out, " Yeah!" Fromunda gets a devilish smile on his face and... DOUBLE 'MUNDA LARIAT!!! ...and the O-Matics crash to the floor! Fromunda laughs wildly and walks off saying, " Naw ya ga mach! BLARGH!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 22, 2007 19:52:57 GMT -5
"The Zoo" by Bruce Dickinson starts on the speakers and Sledgehammer Justice come out to the stage, each member of the tag-team holding a sledgehammer AND a microphone. Both men walk down to the ring, but "Filthy" Rich Burton does not wait until he gets there to say what he came to say... "You know, VCW used to be a place where a rasslin' fan could come and be entertained by the likes of veteran, immensely entertaining rasslers such as Bar and I here.""I 'ear wot you're sayin' Rich but I fin' the chuffin' booker lydy is Mutt and Jeff ter reason!""Well that's a damn shame Bar! I guess we gotta come out here and do the bookin' for her!""Rich, yer preachin' ter the bloody choir! Na brin' this sermon Pope in Rome!"Burton takes off his cowboy hat and places it on a very buxom blonde's head who is standing at ringside. The tag-team then slide into the ring and place their sledgehammers on the mat so that they cross in an X pattern. "Bar, I think we know what we've got to do, two singles matches on next week's Longshot.""Two bloody matches guvnah?""Ayuh. Me against Lyptus, and you against Francisco.""And wot will that accomplish?""Whichever one of the four of us wins fastest gets to pick the stipulations for our match at Boulevard of Broken Dreams!""The PPV on may fiff Rich?""That very one Bar. Now if our freaky champs could get out here and sign this here contract!"Burton pulls a folded piece of paper out of his front shirt pocket along with a pen and leans back in one of the turnbuckles while Knight leans into the ropes and makes a beckoning motion towards the entryway. " Ay yo trip aahhht champions! The bleedin' Vegas crowd is waitin'!"{OOC: To be continued by Roy or Meta Sylo...}
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Post by redninja216 on Apr 23, 2007 2:00:52 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, This is Lucas Wright here, backstage with the VCW Vegas Champion Major MuddThe camera zooms out and pans left to show Mudd, with the VCW Vegas Championship over his shoulder. Mudd, last week-MAJOR!I'm sorry?You're damn right you are, now get on with it!Right, sorry. Last week, Major Mudd, you successfully defended your Vegas Championship title from its former holder, Gregory Gambit.*a clip rolls summarizing the quick victory* But after the match Gregory Gambit's friend... well, FORMER friend at this point, Blackjack, came into the ring and attacked you both.*another clips shows Blackjack's attack on Mudd and Gambit* Cut that crap off, I'm well aware of what happened last week. And everyday that I woke up, my neck reminds me what happened too. Blackjack, you made a big mistake last week. You have no right sticking your nose in my business. And when it comes to what happened between you and that hack of a former champion, I could care less. Just keep your business out of my way.
But you couldn't take a lesson from Alexander, could you? Alexander got in my way and he got decimated. Blackjack you'll get yours. And you'll get it soon.
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Post by Roy on Apr 23, 2007 15:25:21 GMT -5
SHJ don't wait long as "the Bitch is Back" blares through the arena and out strut the NEW Tag Team Champions for the first time on Longshot, Totally Fabulous!
They are sparkling from head to toe in what can only be described as clothes that Elton John would dare wear.
The belts seem to have been jazzed up a little, they are glittery with little fancy trimmings around th edges.
he crowd is in a frenzy for the champs as Dan and Lyptus wave at them from the stages. Fab Dan has a mic in hand.
Helllllllo my Darrrrlingss of Las Vegas! It is us, oh yes it is us, YOUR Tag Team Champions of the World! WOOOOOO! Sweethearts this is Totally Fabulous, we're so excited, I think I may pass out. Oh look, Hammer me Justice! It is sooo nice to see you sexy beasts out here challenging us to a match of the most sex positions and the winner gets to use his favorite. I LOVE that idea.
Na, you twit we're challenging you to a match for our titles. The winner of the one on one matches gets to pick the stipulation for our match
AW!... well that sucks!
Lyptus takes the mic from Dan
like you better totally listen to us Hammer me Justice, we will like soo take you on anywhere, anytime you want. We're not bothered. Just totally tell us where and when and we'll be there to totally like kick your ass in front of like everybody.
We like totally accept your challenge. So be prepared to be totally embarrassed by Totally Fabulous
Dan takes the mic back
Toooootally Fabulousss! Darlinggssss!
With that Tfab make there way to the back leaving a pissed off SHJ in the ring alone.
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Post by RyanBow412 on Apr 24, 2007 14:06:44 GMT -5
"Real American" plays and Water walks out to the ring and grabs a microphone from the time keeper. He makes a slashing motion with his neck and the music stops.
"Bill Dallas, I want to apologize for the way I acted after you beat me in the Shotokan Showdown. I am just sick and tired of having our competitions on your home turf. Now it's my turn to pick the conditions! Dallas, get out here!"
((TBC by Hefe))
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 24, 2007 14:22:35 GMT -5
"Climb Aboard the Pain Train" brings the crowd to its feet as "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas comes out, chug-chug-chugging like a train. "Water, what you did was as prepostrous as yo' ring gear foo'!"Water is about to take off his sunglasses but quickly comes to his sense. "Dallas! You can insult my actions, but don't you dare insult my ring gear!""So why am I out here you overgrown stump pullah?!?"{OOC: The ball is back in Ryan's court }
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Post by RyanBow412 on Apr 24, 2007 14:33:12 GMT -5
"You know that we've had these competitions. We also know you were the one who chose what exactly the competition was. The dance-off and the karate tournament. Both your ideas. But!" Water begins pointing at his head. "I got an idea right in here. A bodyguarding challenge!"
"Boy, watchu talkin' bout?!"
"It's quite simple. Since the Shock Squad have left, Samantha Swift needs a new bodyguard. I propose you and I get a person to defend for a period of 2 days. During those two days, planned attacks will happen and it will be our job to defend our person from said attacks. Winner becomes Swift's new bodyguard. So to answer your question, that's what I'm talkin' bout!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 24, 2007 19:14:10 GMT -5
"The Pain Train" walks down the rampway and sits down besides Josh Brodey. "Pain Train! Great having you aboard!""Shut your mouth Tim! What the hell do you want Dallas? Go promote yourself elsewhere!""Shut your mouth CRACKA! That man up in there," Dallas points up to Water, "thinks he can beat me at his own game? BODYGUARDIN' "Water gets agitated in the ring. "Hey! What the hell are you talking about down there? Tim! Sit in the middle of them so they can't converse!"Just then, "The Bitch is Back" by Elton John comes on the speakers "Fabulous" Dan Francisco comes out. "Did my DELICIOUS ears deceive me? Is the big black EBONY GOD offering up his body to guard MY body?"Dallas gets up from the announcer's table and slams down his earpiece. He then proceeds to slide into the ring and grabs the microphone from Water who is still trying to figure out how his contest could have gone so wrong so fast. "YOU HEARD WRONG, FREAK! Water here is offering up HIS bodyguardin' service. TO YOU!!! WOO WOO!!!"Dallas hands the microphone back to Water and slides back out of the ring while "Fab" Dan saunters down the rampway. "It doesn't matter to me WHO caresses my body as I QUIVER in fear, my MUSK blending with yours as we HUG TIGHT! Oh! OHHHHHHH!!!!""The Zoo" by Bruce Dickinson interrupt "Fab" Dan's ecstasy. "What's this Josh? Sledgehammer Justice aren't even on the card tonight!""Well, neither was Dallas OR Water OR Francisco for that matter!""Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight run out from the curtains with sledgehammers and microphones in hand. "I don't think so Francisco! You ain't getting yourself anymore protection until after our tag-team title match!"Water senses a way out of his predicament. "Fellas! How 'bout I offer to bodyguard you while Dallas bodyguards Francisco?""You GONNA die CRACKA!"Dallas slides back into the ring and begins exchanging blows with Water who gives as well as he receives. "This is insanity Josh! Water and Dallas are at it again! These two guys really don't like each other!""And that's not all Josh! Francisco is joining the fray in the ring and now here comes Sledgehammer Justice! Double-Suplex on Francisco!""Wait a minute! That's Eucalyptus' music! And here she comes!""She?""Don't start that! Eucalyptus nailing Knight with Equality while Francisco recovers in the corner and hammers down Burton with a big clothesline!""What the hell are Water and Dallas doing? They're shaking hands? And now they're leaving the ring and walking back up the ramp!""Something's up between these two Josh! And now I have word that Lucas Wright is on the way to interview these two backstage!""Madness! And here comes security to separate Totally Fabulous from Sledgehammer Justice!""We'll be back after this quick word from our sponsors folks! Stay tuned!"
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 26, 2007 17:41:06 GMT -5
"Hello again everyone and welcome to another exciting edition of Longshot! I'm Tim Ramirez, joined as always by my broadcast partner Josh Bordey."
"Thanks Tim! We'd like to appologize for some technical difficulties, and get right to the action!"
"First up is a match for the VCW Heavyweight Championship!" Blackjack ~VS~ Gigante Fujima (c)
Our next contest is scheduled for one fall
and it is for the
VCW Heavyweight Championship !
[/color][/b] Nevermore's "The Heart Collector" rips through the arena.Introducing first, the challenger,
he weighs in at 473 pounds,
Blackjack ![/size] "Nobody's Listening" by Linkin Park replaces Nevermore and the crowd erupts.Introducing the champion,
he hails from Osaka, Japan and weighs in tonight at 334 pounds,
he is the reigning and defending VCW Heavyweight Champion,
Gigante Fujima ![/size] ![](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Vertigolowe/Longshot%204-25-07/bjgflong02.jpg) [/center] "Blackjack kicks us off with a scoop slam."
"He's a big guy and has to be considered a threat to the title here."
"Fujima responds with a running DDT.""Blackjack hits a nice rib breaker."
"It must've bugged Ms Swift to no end when Fujima walked in and accepted Blackjack's challenge after she had already declined it."
"He follows up with a series of punches from the mount position.""Here comes Major Mudd! He and Blackjack have had their issues!"
"Fujima distracts the ref!"
"Dishonorable Discharge!""Mudd rolls out, but Blackjack recovers quickly!"
"Fujima reverses the All In!""The champ pulls him into the corner."
"He spikes him with Warning's Over!"
"Gigante Fujima retains the belt!" Here is your winner,
and STILL
VCW Heavyweight Champion
Gigante Fujima !
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 27, 2007 15:36:09 GMT -5
Kaelan Anderson ~VS~ Ryan Bowdridge
"Anderson starts off with a stinging chop."
"These two would likely have earned shots at the Heavyweight Belt that both are after, if they could just have a decisive finish to their matches."
"Bowdridge comes back with a powerslam!""Kaelan hits a vertical suplex."
"Last week both men were counted out, and the week before they went to a time-limit draw."
"Anderson locks in a sleeper.""Ryan comes back with an Anderson Spinebuster!"
"Since these guys have done things the way they have, it's actually Diamondeye and Wallace fighting for their slot later tonight!"
"Bowdridge hits a big shoulder breaker!""Referee Jerry White is getting between the men, after he was just shoved out of the way by Ryan."
"Bad idea Jerry! Double team powerbomb!"
"The bell rings! This is over too!" Ladies and gentlemen,
this match has been ruled a
Double Disqualification !
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 27, 2007 15:36:28 GMT -5
Scott Starnes & "The Swede" Carl Svensson ~VS~ "The Notorious" 187 & Kevin Byrd
"Starnes begins it with a snap suplex on 187."
"This match is a combination of what both teams wanted, a submission match and a hardcore match."
"187 hits The Swede with a butterfly suplex.""Svensson locks in a half crab on Byrd."
"That's what you have to do to win this match, get a submission."
"187 snap mares Starnes over.""The Notorious One follows up with a neckbreaker."
"This match features three former Hardcore Champions, with Byrd being the only man to never hold the title."
"Starnes retalliates with a cross arm breaker on 187, while Byrd hits a shoulder breaker on Svensson.""Starnes and The Swede connect with a spike piledriver on 187!"
"Svensson and Starnes have had issues in the past, but both have taken a serious beating at the hadns of 187 and his cronies."
"187 comes back with a back suplex on Scott.""The Swede locks in a fujiwara armbar on Byrd."
"187 manages to make the save."
"The Swede catches the current Hardcore Champ with a leaping knee that busts him open!""Byrd sets up Starnes on top."
"DDT from the top rope!""The Swede locks Byrd in a sleeper hold!"
"Scott tosses 187 out of the way!"
"Byrd is out!" Here are your winners,
"The Swede" Carl Svensson
&
Scott Starnes !
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 27, 2007 16:01:33 GMT -5
"The Misfit" Rob Frias ~VS~ Napalm
"Frias with a snap hurricanrana."
"The Misfit has had major issues with BAK's Sin-Dicate, and this cage match is a way to get at just one of them."
"Amazing display of pwoer as Frias slams Napalm!""Napalm comes back with a headlock takeover."
"The big guy won't stay down long for his much smaller opponent."
"He follows up with a big yakuza kick to the face!""Frias comes back with a rin-ne!"
"The big guy comes right back with a scoop slam!""Napalm uses the cage as a tag-team partner and slams Frias face first!"
"Well, the steel is cruel mistress Tim! Frias retalliates in kind on Napalm!""The Misfit makes a break for it!"
"Napalm is trying to shake him loose, but it's too late!" Here is your winner,
"The Misfit" Rob Frias !
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 27, 2007 16:12:13 GMT -5
Rob Wallace ~VS~ Daniel Diamondeye
"Wallace starts off with an arm wringer."
"The winner of this match will face Fujima at Boulevard of Broken Dreams for the VCW Heavyweight Championship."
"Wallace goes downstairs and kicks out a knee.""Diamondeye comes in with a clothesline."
"Reversed by Wallace into a fujiwara!""Wallace rakes his eyes on the top rope!"
"If there was ever a doubt that Rob is old school, that just dispelled it."
"Running Bulldog by Daniel!""Wallace doesn't stay down long as he hooks up Daniel's arms."
"He drops him face first with the Highland Fling!"
"And Daniel is now bleeding heavily.""Diamondeye bounces to his feet and looked royally pissed off!"
"Chokeslam!""Daniel sets him up on the top rope!"
"The Diamondeye Driver! He slammed him hard!"
"Daniel wins!" Here is your winner,
Daniel Diamondeye !
[/b] ![](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Vertigolowe/Longshot%204-25-07/rwddlong13.jpg) [/center] "So now Daniel will face Fujima at our next pay per view, a week from Saturday!"
"Uh, Tim, that's Samantha Swift up on the stage!"
"Oh Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. I'm really sorry. See I forgot to tell you that this match was a First Blood Match. So therefore, Rob Wallace is the winner. But I'm not an unreasonable person. You have this little Championship Challenge Contract that you can cash for a title shot. So I've taken the liberty of making that decision for you. Saturday, May 5th at Boulevard of Broken Dreams, it will now be a Three Way, with Gigante Fujima defending the title against Rob Wallace and Daniel Diamondeye. Enjoy the rest of the night everyone."Samantha leaves to a mix of cheers and boos.
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