Longshot (April 15, 2009)

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April 15, 2009
Road to Fool's Gold - Week 4


Champions vs. Challengers

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Jack Francis & Elisha Knight ~VS~ Jericho Black & Big Bertha

6-man Tag Team Match[/color]
Crash City Rockers & Carl Svensson ~VS~ Grade A Tag Team & Tyler Marx

6-man Tag Team Match[/color]
Andy Montoya, EFF Dash & DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ Efrem Ethel & Roman Brothers

3-on-1 Handicap Match[/color]
Seamus Anderson, Scrappy Joe & Dan Francisco ~VS~ Ryan Bowdridge

Dazza "The King" ~VS~ "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos

Vertigo & Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ Scott Starnes & Slaughterhouse

Millie Amazing ~VS~ Summer Brodey
The winner will be entered into the Women's 4-way Eliminator at Fool's Gold 2009.
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[Master Red]

All the Crash City Rockers are walking towards the ring. With protection (a.k.a Steel Chairs)

Anwar rolls into the ring while Millie holds the chairs.

JLA picks up 3 microphones and gives them to each member.

Anwar- Tonight, Tonight the A Grade Tag Team along with the cocky arrogant little pr...loser will get a taste of what they have got coming. But we can't do it by ourselfs we have to look to our blood our brother...

Anwar paces up and down for a bit. A brings the mic back up to his face.

Anwar- But he couldn't make it so we had to settle for second best Carl Sevenenn...no thats no right....Seveneleven....no......Sevensend....wait got it.....Svensson.

JLA- Also tonight our main lady here. Millie Amazing will get to smash the pretty face of Summer Brodey.

Millie- So watch your BACK!
Millie smashes the chair in to the ground

JLA- You know what Jacob

Anwar- Whats that JLA

JLA- We should see if the A Grade Tag Team are tough enough to take us on now

CCR's wait for a bit but know answer.

JLA- To Chicken

JLA starts to make chicken geustures.

(OOC[To be continued by EELON])

[RyanBow412]

The camera opens to Ryan standing in front of the VCW Banner, his belts on his shoulders and waist.

"So, Scrappy, you think you can go around making threats to me, flexing your muscle you call Seamus Anderson? You think you can use multiple people to scare me? Well, I got myself a posse too."

Billy from the Double Dragons flies onto the floor, and into the shot comes Rich Burton, with Betsy in hand. From the other side comes Jimmy, thrown by Barry Knight.

"Some old friends came back: Sledgehammer Justice."

Ryan steps to the side, and War Machine flies through the wall where the champion once stood, crashing on the Double Dragons. From the hole comes Water, cracking his knuckles.

"And my buddy Water and I have come to terms and he's offered to back me up as well. So tell me, Joe, and this message goes to Seamus and Dan Francisco, do you think you're ready?"

[Juan Hefe]

Hefe comes running down the hallway, followed closely by Ted Tsavales. He stands in front of both members of Sledgehammer Justice and points an accusing finger at them.

"What the hell are you guys doing! I promised Swift that we wouldn't raise any hell until after Fool's Gold!"

Burton chuckles and kicks War Machine in the nethers, eliciting a groan from the intergalactic space cadet.

"That's exactly right Hefe, you promised. I did no such thing."

Burton places an arm around Bowdridge's shoulders.

"And I'll be tarred and feathered if you think I'm going to let that overgrown queer bag, his little Irish settler and his heinz 57 mutt get their mitts on VCWs first and only triple crown champeeeen!"

Barry Knight and Water clap their hands appreciatively.

"Great promo Rich, really top notch."

"I agree, it were a wee over the top but overall, right, real solid yer fat oaf."

Hefe kicks Billy in the ribs out of frustration.

"Alright dammit, but promise me... PROMISE ME that you guys will stay out of trouble until your dark match tonight."

"I don't see no problem with that Hefe, do you boys?"

"Nope."

"You can't see what don't exist is what my dad always used to say."

"Barney Rubble don't even know where I live guvnah."

"Alright, alright. Ted, could you keep an eye on these guys? Make sure they don't get into any sticky situations will ya?"

Tsavales snaps his heels together and salutes.

"No problem boss!"

Hefe shakes his head and walks away, grumbling all the way down the hallway.

"So you guys were joshing Hefe right?"

"Oh yeah, let's go ambush some jobbers, I'm feelin' feisty."

"Can I say it?"

"Go ahead mucker."

"Business Reply Mail!"

Tsavales reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out some Jelly Bellies^TM.

"So guys, you wanna hear about the meat pie that Mrs. Swift gave me last week?"

[RyanBow412]

Before anyone can respond, Water already has Ivan Krushev over his head in a gorilla press, standing over the snack table.

"Huh?"

Ivan begins swearing in Russian at Water, who then throws him through the table. He looks around before putting the tablecloth over the fallen Jobber, in an attempt to hide what he did. He walks over and stands next to Ted.

"What were we talking about?"

[Dazza]

The scene changes to the current VCW Juniorweight Champion, who is in Jade's locker-room, apparently in the middle of his usual pre-fight training. Lucas Wright approaches Jack and hands him a towel upon request.

Mr. Francis, I'd like to get your thoughts on a few things.. Firstly, do you think it was necessary to attack Jericho Black while he was in the hospital?

Wright moves the microphone to Jack's chin and the Juniorweight Champion wipes his brow and rolls his eyes upward.

"Necessary?" You made a poor choice of words there, Mr. Wright.. Of course it was necessary -the question is.. was it successful? The purpose of my attack was to get a little payback from a few weeks ago.

-and to protect Jade?

Jack facepalms and Wright quickly continues his questioning.

Right, of course.. Where is Jade, anyway?

Jade hasn't been here recently, because she had to fly back to her family, due to one of her relatives passing away.. She'll be back soon. Is that all?

One final question, Mr. Juniorweight Champion----Your thoughts on tonight's match?

Well, it should be interesting to fight side-by-side with another female -I mean, I'm used to Jade's techniques and perhaps Elisha will teach me new things.. That is, if we're on the same page. Our opponents, however, definately won't be on the same page, because Black is a real bastard, and Bertha is... Bertha. I certainly don't want the odds against me, so I'm hopeful that Ms. Knight will help me in our match tonight -If not, well.. I wouldn't want to partner with her again in the future.

Jack finishes speaking and the scene changes.

[Dazza]

Jimmy Richards and Dazza 'The King' are standing in Jimmy's locker-room, chatting about the match last week.

-weren't you 100% focused? I know you're better than that, Richards..

Dazza folds his arms and Jimmy scratches his cheek in embarrassment.

I usually am better than that, but for some reason, I couldn't finish it.

I know how good you are, and not just in tag-team action -You need to prove to me that you are as good as I think you are, and perhaps I can inspire you tonight..by eradicating 'The Disease', Dirk Chalkos.. I can't pronounce his name for the life of me, but that's a good enough reason for His Majesty to do some public extermination.. Now watch me destroy him.

Dazza turns to walk out the door, but turns back to Jimmy to whisper in his ear.

...If you lose tonight, forget everything you said...

Dazza grins stupidly at him and then walks away, leaving Richards shrugging as the scene changes.

[Devlin]

The camera cuts backstage, where Lucas Wright is once again standing by with Tyler Marx.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Tyler Marx, and I gotta ask you, what are your thoughts on tonight, as you team up with the Grade A Tag Team to take on the Crash City Rockers and your latest rival, Carl Svens-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!" Tyler Marx intercedes, snatching the microphone from Lucas Wright and startling him in the process. "So tonight the Swede's got himself some company- and that's lucky for you, Svensson, because had this been a one-on-one, it would have lasted about as long as all of Tyler Marx's matches against the cavalcade of mediocrity that he's been faced with so far.

Not that much has changed, since tonight he's also gotta compete with VCW's most mediocre tag team, the Crash City douchebags. You pair of inbred Aussie cattle mutts will be put down if you get in Tyler Marx's way tonight- because believe me, you both really need euthanasia like China needs democracy. The bottom line is that Tyler Marx is coming for you, Svensson, so get ready, because just like JLA and Jacob Anwar's collective gene pool- YOU'RE SCREWED!"

And with that, Marx swaggers off, cackling his manic laugh all the way.

[Juan Hefe]

During a Longshot Intermission (after Dazza "The King" ~VS~ "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos)...

"The Zoo" by Bruce Dickinson starts up on the PA speakers of the VCW Arena and out come Sledgehammer Justice. Once in the ring, "Filthy" Rich Burton secures a microphone.

"Cut the music! We're Sledgehammer Justice and once again, we're here to dispatch whatever jobber Samantha Swift will throw at us!"

Barry Knight grabs the microphone from his tag-team partner in crime.

"Now apparently, we've got some fresh talent ter send hammer and tack home all bloody tonight, how about we brin' them out and cop this show on the road! Right!"

The lights go out briefly and when they come back on, two massive men stand at the entrance to the VCW Arena.

"Filthy" Rich Burton takes the microphone back, gulping visibly.

"Well now! It certainly seems like Samantha wants us to feel the pain tonight eh Bar?" says Burton as he tosses the microphone back to Knight

"Yer know wot they say Rich, right, the bigger they are, right, the easier they are ter low blow! Right!"

Enraged, American Sumo and Albino Warrior charge the ring, and the match is on!

Tag-Team Dark Match

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Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ American Sumo & Albino Warrior[/center]
A true back and forth battle between the savvy veterans of Sledgehammer Justice and the two newcomers to VCW ends when Rich Burton nails Albino Warrior in the gut with his sledgehammer, sending the newcomer directly into Barry Knight's Crusader Plex. Three seconds later, Sledgehammer Justice are victorious for the second time in a row.

4:25 - Sledgehammer Justice defeated American Sumo & Albino Warrior via Crusader Plex.

[Juan Hefe]

Backstage at the Longshot Arena...

Juan Hefe is still grumbling about his henchmen when his cell phone starts ringing ('Master of Puppets' ringtone, natch).

"Hefe here. What can I do you for?"

"Hefe, quit with the jokes, you're horrible at it."

"Sorry D, it's all this hanging around Rich, Barry, Ted, Ryan and Water. Those guys are a laugh a minute."

"Some guy you're hanging out with is called Water? Is that a nickname or something? Is he perpetually thirsty?"

Hefe switches the phone to his other ear and enters an unused office, closing the door behind him.

"Heh heh. I have no idea D. He just calls himself Water and everyone seems to go along with it. So what's up?"

"I've got two more bounties for you if you want them."

"Hell yes I want them! Plus I have a whole crew of folks here eager to help, especially after that Mr. Bojangles payday."

"Well, there'll certainly be enough cash to go around on this one as well. There's 2 of them this time though."

"Alright, you gonna be at the office tonight? I've got some more business to attend to until about eleven and then I can head out."

"Perfect, just come on up, the door will be unlocked."

"Mahalo D."

"Ciao"

Hefe clicks his phone shut and pockets it. After checking his hair in the mirror, he opens the door and walks out into the hallway, whistling a happy tune ('Master of Puppets', natch).

[Roy]

Seamus Anderson and Scrappy Joe are waiting at the interview area for their promo.

Scrappy is raking through near by trash cans, whistling happily as he does it.

Lucas Wright walks on the set as Seamus swigs one last shot of whiskey before throwing the glass away.

Joe!, JOE!!!

Scrappy takes his head out the can clutching a massive plank of broken wood

Yip, this'll do

JOE!

YO!

Interview!

Comin'!

Joe stands next to Seamus as they prepare themselves for the interview

Ladies and Gentlemen Lucas Wright here with the No1 contenders for Ryan Bowdridge's Hardcore and Heavyweight titles, Scrappy Joe and Seamus Anderson.

Scrappy gives the thumbs up to the audience and Seamus just gives him a dodgy look.

What's your thoughts on facing Bowdridge this Saturday with the titles on the line?

We love it! and I would personally like to thank Samantha Swift for giving us this opportunity to end Ryan Bowdridge once and for all. Oh! and as for your little gang, if you think that yur threat will scare us then you are SERIOUSLY mistaken. Joe and maself thrive on fighting and welcome your little gang to come and meet us ANYTIME and we will happily be there waiting. We'll whip yur asses in between eating dinner and going to the pub, just let me know so I can eat quick that day. It gives me longer to hurt you ya' see.

You also have a 3 on 1handicap match against Bowdridge tonight, what's your thoughts on that?

It's a toughy Lucas because we want to beat the piss out of Ryan reeeeeeeal bad but we need to leave him conscious enough so he can make it to the PPV. that's why I've got this plank of wood here, it'll hurt him but he should recover in time for the PPV that's why I'm not sticking any nails through it. But Bowdridge make no mistake on Saturday night at Fool's Gold all bets are off! Seamus, I will apologize in advance because I can't promise that Bowdridge will make it to the Heavyweight title match.

That's OK mate he will make it even if I have to drag him to his feet and ring the damn bell myself, he will make it.

Heeeeeeeeeeello Darlingsssss!

Dan comes from behind Seamus and Scrappy wrapping his arms around them

Lucas runs away

So guysss what's the plan?

Scrappy and Seamus just look at each other and walk away

Guuuuuuuuuuys! c'mon GUYS!

Tell me! Im excited! Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys!

Dan shrugs his shoulders and chases after them

[Vertigolowe]

April 15, 2009
Road to Fool's Gold - Week 4

Millie Amazing ~VS~ Summer Brodey
The winner will be entered into the Women's 4-way Eliminator at Fool's Gold 2009.

Millie and Summer fought tooth and nail for the last spot in Saturday's 4-way Eliminator at Fool's GOld. Each girl showed resiliance and intelligence in sustaining and reversing each other's holds. In the end it was Millie who hit Simply Amazing to score the victory and advance to the pay per view.

5:50 - Millie Amazing defeated Summer Brodey

6-man Tag Team Match

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Andy Montoya, EFF Dash & DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ Efrem Ethel & Roman Brothers
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The team of Efrem and the Romans had the clear power advantage, but the speed of their opponents was only amplified by the fact that their were three quick men on the other side of the ring. Dash, Sparks and Montoya worked fluidly as a team and had Ethel and the Romans on the ropes. Unfortunately though, at one point the ref had to make Montoya and Sparks leave the ring. Levi hit Dash with the Sacramento Shot and scored the victory for his team.

7:02 - Efrem Ethel & Roman Brothers defeated Andy Montoya, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks in a 6-man Tag Team Match.

6-man Tag Team Match

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Crash City Rockers & Carl Svensson ~VS~ Grade A Tag Team & Tyler Marx
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JLA, Anwar and Svensson all recieved a somewhat mixed reaction from the Vegas fans. There were some who still booed, but there were also a respectable number of cheers. Jamesone, Stern and Marx did not inspire any ambiguity. The fans booed them mercilessly. All six men fought hard in this match. It was a match-up of past champions that saw the close of the match though. Michael Stern hit the Stern DDT on Carl Svensson to pick up the victory.

10:10 - Grade A Tag Team & Tyler Marx defeated Crash City Rockers & Carl Svensson in a 6-man Tag Team Match.

Vertigo & Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ Scott Starnes & Slaughterhouse

Starnes let Slaughterhouse do his dirty work for him tonight, barely even competing in the match. Engelhorn and Vertigo worked well together, but it was Vertigo who hit The Clip to drop the big man. What Vertigo didn't know though, was that Starnes had made the blind tag. Vertigo stood up right into the Starnes Slam to end the match.

9:37 - Scott Starnes & Slaughterhouse defeated Vertigo & Kurt Engelhorn

Champions vs. Challengers

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Jack Francis & Elisha Knight ~VS~ Jericho Black & Big Bertha
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The champs fought hard, but Jack was reluctant to fight Bertha and Jericho was reluctant to fight Jack. So it was mostly a preview of Bertha and Elisha. As such, it was a good contest. Elisha hopped up for the Starstricken Strike, but Bertha caught her on her shoulder. The mastadon muscled her up and slammed her down with a modified powerbomb for the three-count.

6:21 - Jericho Black & Big Bertha defeated Jack Francis & Elisha Knight

Dazza "The King" ~VS~ "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos

Dazza was in championship form tonight. He handled Dirge's pwoer attack and retalliated strongly. The King's Hammer sealed the win for The King.

4:43 - Dazza defeated Dirge Kalkos

3-on-1 Handicap Match

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Seamus Anderson, Scrappy Joe & Dan Francisco ~VS~ Ryan Bowdridge
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Luckily for Ryan, his opponent's would be forced to tag in and out of the ring, so he'd only have to face one at a time. Regardless of that fact, the numbers advantage was clear. Dan and Seamus would hit a couple of power moves, then tag in Scrappy, who would hit a couple high impact shots. Shaunna Vulpen interjected herself int he match when she climbed up on the apron. The ref threatened to DQ Ryan as Seamus and Dan came over to try and get her off the apron. Back int he ring, Ryan grabbed Scrappy from behidn and hit the sleeper drop. Shaunna dropped off the apron and the ref turned around just in time to count to three.

8:08 - Ryan Bowdridge defeated Seamus Anderson, Scrappy Joe & Dan Francisco in a Handicap Match.

After the match, Ryan walked away with a smug smile on his face. Shaunna draped his title belts over his shoulders and he posed as the Triple Crown Champion as Longshot went off the air.