Longshot (April 29, 2009)

[Vertigolowe]

April 29, 2009
Road to All In - Week 2


VCW Las Vegas Championship

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"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ "Fabulous" Dan Francisco (c)

All In III - Tune Up Match[/color]
Vertigo ~VS~ Slaughterhouse

Number One Contenders
VCW Tag Team Championship
Sudden Death 3-way[/color]
Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Mass Destruction ~VS~ Sledgehammer Justice

Hardcore Match[/color]
Scrappy Joe ~VS~ North Vegas Butcher

Hennessy ~VS~ Summer Brodey

"The Rose" Elisha Knight ~VS~ Jenn Wolf

EFF Dash & DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ Crash City Rockers

The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos) ~VS~ Roman Brothers

"The Swede" Carl Svensson ~VS~ "The Tempest" Jose Reyes
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[Master Red]

The crowd is cheering as the opening pyro sets off.

But its cut short with JLA "The Stooge" walking out from backstage with Steve McCanny still with a cast over his arm. JLA doesn't look happy.

JLA- I'm sick of your crap!

JLA yells into the mic.

JLA- I brought you here and all you do is throw back into my face well i've had enough.

Steve McCanny looks dumb founded believing the comments are directed at him.

JLA- Sorry, You "FANS" don't know who i'm talking about. I'll tell you who i'm talking about, i'm talking about Jacob Anwar. Jacob Anwar you stuffed up admit it. YOU STUFFED UP.

JLA rubs his head and takes a deep breath.

JLA- We were on top of the match. You tag me in and I was cheap shotted by one of the A graders and Pinned but you didn't help me. Then we had an other chance to get close but F-F-Fell Down and got pinned.

JLA- I'm sick of your crap, I will tag with you tonight but consider us thru.

JLA- Also, as for you Steve.

JLA cheaps McCanny and hits the JLA Backbreaker. JLA drops McCanny like a ragdoll and leaves the ring

The Crowd starts to boo the new JLA as Anwar runs down the ramp.

Anwar and JLA brawl for a bit until VCW Security guards break up the brawl. Bitter words are exchanged as JLA is escourted out of the arena with the crowd booing

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Lucas Wright
Juan Hefe
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Barry Knight
Ted Tsavales
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The VCW Interview Set...

"Lucas Wright here with four guys who have already made quite the impact in VCW! The impact of fists hitting their faces that is!"

"Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight both stand up in front of Wright and stare him down. Both their faces are heavily banged up from the beating they took at the hands of Mass Destruction the week before.

"Some blokes in this company can make cracks about us, right, but yor in no position ter do so Lucas."

Rich Burton puts a hand on Lucas's neck and begins pushing downwards, forcing the interviewer to his knees.

"As a matter of fact, the only thing your in position to do now, is to get on your knees and look up to the past, the present and the FUTURE of the VCW tag-team scene!"

"Listen fellas... I was just joking with you, trying to get your goat, you know?"

Burton spits in Wright's face.

"No. I don't. Do you know Bar'?"

"Not in the bleedin' least Rich."

Knight shoves Wright in the head, sending him sprawling off the set. Hefe jumps off the stage and walks over to Wright, stomping him in the ribs for good measure before taking his microphone. Hefe then walks back to the stage, the camera following him the entire time.

"Hey everybody watching on the Longshot-Tron and at home, my name is Juan Hefe and your going to come to hate this face as much as your own in the coming weeks."

The camera pans to Ted Tsavales, who is busy eating (surprise!) a watermelon.

"SCRONCH! Gee boss, why is that?"

"Simple, Ted..."

"Hey, good one Hefe. Simple Ted. I like it!"

"As I was saying... everybody this company holds dear is going to feel Sledgehammer Justice's wrath very soon! Starting tonight with that CPW reject, Dazza!"

Ted keeps eating his watermelon, looking more confused than he usually does.

"But boss... SCRONCH!... Rich and Bar' have ta fight... SCRONCH! Mass Destruction and Jimmy Richards tonight. Not just Dazza. SCRONCH!"

Hefe adopts the classic pose of a frustrated man and hands the microphone he took off Wright over to Burton.

"I'm tired Rich. You explain it to him."

Hefe walks off the stage, shaking his head in frustration while Burton slaps Tsavales behind the head.

"See what you did? Now go after him and watch his back."

Ted finishes off his watermelon and scampers off after his beloved boss, leaving Sledgehammer Justice alone on the interview set.

"Now that the children have left the scene, I have message for you and your little friend, Dazza. You are irrelevant to tonight's match. In fact, don't even bother showing up. Tonight, it's all about Bar' and I getting even with Mass Destruction."

Barry Knight hefts up two sledgehammers and hands one over to Burton.

"But if you do want to still show up, Bar' and I are going to figure out a way to dispense our special brand of justice."

"Sledge 'ammer Justice, yer daft git. "

The scene cuts out, leading to a commercial...

[Roy]

Samantha Swift is sitting quietly in her office when the door bursts open and in walks Scott Starnes

Hasn't anybody ever heard of knocking?

60 wins Samantha. 60! and I still don't have the Heavyweight Championship but instead you prefer to make clowns and freaks your Champions. Your company has become a joke which is ran by the idiot inmates.

Swift sits back in her chair listening to Scott

Then you have a naturally gifted athlete like me doing nothing around here, oh wait not nothing, I'm wrestling washed up has beens. You need me Swift, you need me to bring some credit back into this company before these fools take it over once and for all. I'm the first wrestler to get to 60 wins in this company and I've been ripping your roster apart. I'm the best you have!

Yip, you've done well here Scott but you haven't been ripping my roster apart, from what I see you've been struggling to get a win over that washed up has been as you call him. In fact not even struggling, you can't beat him period.

Starnes is furious with rage

You know what Scott, you tell me that you can carry this company and tell me you are the best but yet you come crying to me every 2minutes. I don't think you really believe in your ability as a wrestler but Scott you are in a Heavyweight title match at All In so you will get a chance to prove me wrong and win that belt. If you don't Scott then I don't want you to come running to me with excuses. If your so confidant in your abilities then SHOW ME!

When I win that belt Swift I'm going to sort out this company once and for all. I'm sick of being associated with these freaks that don't even deserve a gold badge never mind a gold title.

Scott walks away

Starnes, if you hate them so much then you have my permission to fight them. I won't stop that, it'll make good TV

Scott looks at Swift in anger then walks away grunting as he does

Swift gets back to her work with a smile on her face

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Juan Hefe
Elisha Knight
Chaos
Napalm
Ted Tsavales
Big Bertha
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Barry Knight
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The VCW Arena Parking Garage...

Juan Hefe, still frustrated from the interview earlier in the show, is walking towards the van he's borrowed from Eats Like Tsavales. With a frustrated sigh, he reaches in his pocket and pulls out the van's keys, along with about a dozen Jelly Bellies^TM.

"Damnit Ted! I told you I don't like Jelly Bellies^TM!"

"You know Hefe, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness..."

Elisha Knight, along with her two pet monsters, Chaos and Napalm, come around Eats Like Tsavales's van.

"You back the hell off me Elisha, I've had a tough enough night as is."

"Oh, your night is about to get a hell of a whole lot worse Hefe. Get 'im boys!"

The two towering monsters lumber towards Hefe who suddenly seems to realize the danger he is in.

"Now just wait a damn second Knight! Let's save it for the ring later tonight shall we?" says Hefe, adopting his classic begging for mercy pose.

Elisha Knight blows on her nails and leans back nonchalantly against the van.

"I'm greedy Hefe. I'm going to have my boys kick your ass now and later."

The two brutes advance on Hefe just as a massive hand grabs Knight by the hair.

"YOU TELL YOUR BOYS TO LET HEFE GO AND I WILL LET YOU LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY TROLLOP."

Knight struggles in Bertha's meaty grasp, trying to get free but failing miserably.

"Chaos! Napalm! Help me!"

Mass Destruction turn from Hefe as one and rush towards their leader, but are halted by Ted Tsavales who steps in front of them.

"Hey there fellas, can't we all just get along?"

Chaos and Napalm shake their heads and prepare to grab Tsavale when their ears are assaulted by two pairs of rape horns, wielded by none other than "Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight! The two behemoths fall to their knees in torment and that is when Hefe comes in and dumps a bucket of foul smelling pepper spray fluid on Chaos's head. Ten seconds later, Napalm gets the same treatment.

"Take that you godless animals!" says Burton, swinging his sledgehammer into Napalm's abdomen.

"Yer daft gits will learn ter stay out of Sledge 'ammer Justice's business! S'truth!" says Barry Knight, realigning Chaos's spine with a vicious soccer kick.

Hefe wipes his hands and spits on Chaos as he walks towards Elisha Knight who has stopped struggling in Bertha's grasp.

"You know what Elisha? We just kicked Mass Destruction's ass and we're going to kick it later as well."

Tsavales claps his hands excitedly. "Geeze you're generous boss!"

"I know Ted, I know. Bertha? Could you kindly powerbomb that trollop, as you so nicely put it, straight to hell?"

"WITH PLEASURE YOU SWEET, SWEET MORSEL."

Bertha smacks Elisha's head against the van and then plows her onto the concrete with a vicious powerbomb. The scene fades away as Hefe and his merry band walk off into the background while Elisha and Mass Destruction lay in a crumpled heap on the cold cement floor of the parking garage.

[Devlin]

The camera cuts backstage, where Lucas Wright is standing beside a somewhat serious-faced (!) Tyler Marx.

"Ladies and gentleman I'm standing here with Tyler Marx, and Tyler, after Carl Svensson laid you out with a kendo stick last week, what are your thoughts?"

Marx snatches the microphone from Lucas, who blinks nervously.

"Y'know Lucas, the only good thing to come out of that redundant European cesspool called Sweden are the meatballs- balls being a thing which Svensson seemingly had no concept of when he decided he'd take a cheap shot at Tyler Marx from behind with that kendo stick.

"The truth is that Carl Svensson is an ABBA-loving pussy with a glass jaw, as Tyler Marx proved at Fool's Gold when he knocked Svensson out cold with a rolling elbow. Enjoy your cake walk with that good-for-nothing, waste of space Jose Reyes tonight, because Tyler Marx is gonna repay you in full... AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Marx stops abruptly and stares directly into the camera with wide eyes.

"-and then we'll see... who is laughing."

---

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Jebediah
Cooter
Cletus
Sad Boy
Charon
North Vegas Butcher
Albino Warrior
War Machine
"The Misfit" Rob Frias
Mini Frias
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Main Locker Room, VCW Arena...

Cletus, the smallest member (and biggest mouth) of the Backwater Boyz sits on a bench, lacing up his boots. His brother Cooter sits on his left, staring into the void and his cousin Jebediah sits on his right, whistling Dixie.

"Whut in tarnation is yo' lacin' yer boots up fo' Cletus? Yo' doesn't even haf a match tonight!"

Cletus slams his head back against the wall.

"Ah knows but ah have t'be ready! Ah ain't had a shot at th' Las Vegas title in a month an' tonight c'd be th' night!"

Jebediah guffaws loudly enough to make Cooter blink once or twice.

"Whut in tarnation kind of stoopid is yo' Cletus? Yo' ain't even won a match yet! An' thet includes battles in our Mammy's trailer!!"

"You two shut up bef'e I start smackigg."

Jebediah slaps Cooter on the back and starts laughing even harder.

"Hey Cooter! Cletus hyar reckons he's next in line fo' th' Las Vegas title!"

Cletus gets up and begins stomping around.

"Ah's so a-gonna git a shot at th' Vegas title! Jest look at mah physique!"

Cooter grabs Cletus and places his head between his thighs.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Tremenjus slam!"

As good as his word, Cooter sends Cletus crashing through a table in the middle of the room via Tremenjus slam. In a completely unexpected turn of events, Cletus gets up and begins swinging in a blind rage. Laughing at this turn of events and looking to get into the action at any cost, Jebediah gets up and kicks Cletus in the posterior. The momentum of the kick sends Cletus flying for the locker room door, directly into Sad Boy, who was minding his own pathetic business.

"Hey man, what gives? Can't you see I'm moping over here?"

Cletus gets his bearings and brings down Sad Boy with his patented Kick t'th' face.

"Kick t'th' face Sad Boy! Jest like thet! Bam!"

Cletus dances around Sad Boy, who is writhing in agony on the floor, clutching his face. A massive hand grabs Cletus around the neck and smashes him against the door frame. It's North Vegas Butcher!

"Only we get to wail on that little sh!t you redneck turd!"

Jebediah rushes to his brother's defence, but is felled with a flying headbutt from Charon who was thrown like a missile by Albino Warrior and War Machine.

Cooter rumbles into the brawl, nearly obliterating NVB with his massive bulk. Charon attempts to subdue the behemoth with another well placed headbutt, but is instead sent crashing against the locker room's far wall with a massive chokeslam.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! Tremenjus slam!"

The Backwater Boyz appear to be in control of the brawl when a small blur goes between Albino Warrior's legs and drills Cooter in the groin. The giant redneck goes down and is about to get his jugular torn out when Jebediah grabs Mini Frias by the head and lifts him up off the ground.

"Whut in tarnation th' hell is this hyar thin'?"

The only answer Jebediah gets is a spin kick to the face followed by a Braineater to the floor.

"The Misfit" Rob Frias looks at the unconscious redneck beside him and wipes his gloved hands distastefully.

"That thing is Mini Frias and you would do well to remember that he is my equal in spirit if not size."

Meanwhile, walking by in the hallway is Lucas Wright who sees the carnage and stops in his tracks.

"Holy crap! What the heck happened in here? Misfit?!?"

"The Misfit" Rob Frias gets up off the floor and walks over to Wright.

"Indeed Lucas. I have returned to VCW and as you can see, my brood is just as chaotic and wild as it was when I ran this place."

Wright gulps visibly. "What are you doing here? Just a second, don't answer that. Let me get my camera crew!"

Wright runs out of the locker room and comes back less than ten seconds later with a camera man in tow.

"Lucas Wright here with a Longshot exclusive! Standing beside me is one of the most controversial athletes ever to grace a VCW ring! 'The Misfit' Rob Frias!"

"The Misfit" bows deeply. "The pleasure is all yours my dear Lucas. Now, we have business to discuss!"

"We do?"

"The Misfit" motions to Charon, who brings him a copy of the latest VCW Monthly magazine.

"Of course we do Lucas. Now, I am going to hand you this magazine and you are going to read every single name I have highlighted in here. I will then proceed to denigrate that individual. Is that simple enough for you, Lucas?"

"Yes, of course Misfit." says Lucas as he takes the magazine and begins scanning for highlighted names. After skimming the first few pages, he finally finds one.

"Aha, here's one: JLA the Stooge."

"That poor fool should have called himself JLA the Stool! Oh ho ho do I ever know how to amuse myself! Next!"

"Ok... Tyler Marx."

"Now there is a man who has discovered that he is the punchline to his own joke of a career! And he cannot stop laughing! And who can blame him!"

"Scrappy Joe?"

"Ah, a personal sore point for myself and my associates. Let me just say this: that vagrant should vacate the sub-basement that is my rightful abode before he gets evicted, forcefully."

"Effrem Ethel?"

Mini Frias hops up on Frias's shoulders.

"Oh! Can I take this one Rob, please! Can I?"

Frias pats his doppelganger on the head.

"Of course you may Mini Frias. Your witticisms are always welcome in my presence!"

"Effrem Ethel... where to begin. Oh! I know! Cureman was a better gimmick, even though it still sucked..."

"The Misfit" quickly places a hand over Mini Frias's mouth and hands him over to Charon. Quickly, the rest of the Freaks jump in to help Charon contain the foul mouthed dwarf.

"Ah, that little scamp does have a foul mouth. Are there any other names on your list Lucas?"

Wright gulps again annd pulls on his shirt collar.

"Uh, yeah, but I'm not sure if you want to do this Misfit..."

"The Misfit" explodes into action, grabbing Wright by the lapels and slamming him against the far wall.

"Lucas, have you learned nothing at all in my time away from this company? What I want, I get. Now, read the last highlighted name in that magazine or I shall be forced to make you eat your tie. Is that clear?"

"Crystal clear Misfit. The last name I see in this magazine is Seamus Anderson."

"The Misfit" tosses Wright to the side and grabs the camera by the lens.

"Ah, we have saved the best for last it seems. Seamus Anderson. You know what they say, the Andersons all come from the same mother, but as for the father, or rather fathers, well, let us just leave it at that shall we?"

The scene fades to black as Frias goes back into the locker room, laughing maniacally.

[Vertigolowe]

"I'm standing here with one of the men who will challenge Ryan Bowdridge for the VCW Heavyweight Championship at All In III." Lucas Wright seems uncharacteristicaly relaxed as he stands in front of a large banner for VCW All In III on May 16. "Vertigo, tonight you face Slaughterhouse in a 'tune up match' for All In. Samantha Swift said that if any of you lose your tune up match, you may lose your spot in the tonight match at All In."

Vertigo is already dressed to compete for his match tonight except that he is also wearing an old Johnny Knockout t-shirt. He lifts up his sunglasses and lets them rest on his forehead.

"Lucas, at the moment I'm not even thinking of this as anything other than a match against Slaughterhouse. I've only fought him once and not only did he beat me, but he left laying in the ring. As far as I'm concerned, if I make it through the match without any serious injuries then I'm ahead of the game."

"Over the course of your career, you've taken pride and sometimes, a, um, douchebag smugness over making history and holding titles. What are your thoughts about Ryan holding the VCW Triple Crown?"

"Ryan has been in VCW a long time and earned everything that he has gotten. I don't have to be the first or the greatest anymore. I just have to go out to that ring and do what I do best. If I win, I win. If I lose, I lose. When you win, championships follow."

Before Lucas can ask another question, he is shoved into Vertigo from behind...

TBC by roy...

[Dazza]

The show returns from a commercial break and on the titantron are Dazza 'The King' and Jimmy Richards, who are sitting near each other on a bench in a locker-room, getting ready for their big match later on in the evening.

Why did you think it was such a good idea to respond to their immature statement last week? We are not angry jobbers who attack anyone who randomly insults us, you know.

Dazza looks seriously at Richards, who returns his gaze and scratches his head in thought.

Well the other teams went out there -I figured we would look weak if we ignored it like you think we should have. Responding to a "random insult" is not "weak", Dazza... Responding to an insult and getting our asses handed to us right after is weak -and we beat their asses.

Dazza's gaze softens and he scratches his chin in thought.

You've got a point there.. You see Jimmy, that's why I appreciate a man like you as my tag-team partner---

Yeah yeah, I know... Don't get soft on me, "Your Majesty" -we've got a very important match tonight, and I don't want your guard down.

Mass Destruction and Sledgehammer Justice... They sound badass on their own, but "Dazza and Jimmy Richards" just doesn't cut it when put next to cool names---

I know, what about "The Kings"...? Mass Destruction versus Sledgehammer Justice versus THE KINGS!

Jimmy raises his arms excitedly as he says that and Dazza puts a firm hand on his shoulder and quietly says:

...You're embarrassing me.

Then Dazza stands up and leaves the room, leaving Jimmy sitting there with a "what?" expression, as the scene changes.

[Roy]

Scott Starnes nails Vertigo hard on the back of the head knocking him and Wright to the floor. Vertigo tries to get up but gets kicked hard in the ribs causing the wind to suddenly drain from his body. Starnes begins a vicious array of stomps all over the fallen Vertigo; his viciousness shines through as he doesn’t let up for a second on Vertigo but finally Starnes stops. His chest puffing in and out as he tries to get his breath back. Vertigo tries to crawl away but is cut off by the ankle lock which he uses to drag V through the curtain and onto the ramp in front of the audience as well as inflicting excruciating pain.

What the Hell is this all about Daniel?

I don’t know Tim but this is a sickening assault by Scott Starnes

Scott flips Vertigo to his back then mounts his upper body; he grabs V by the back of his head and screams in his face

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT ME?!

YOU THINK YOU’RE DONE WITH ME?!

Starnes cracks Vertigo on the head with sickening impact, you can actually here the bone smashing bone. Vertigo becomes busted open the hard way.

AM I IMPORTANT ENOUGH NOW V?!

Get this lunatic out of here!

Where the Hell is security?

Finally Security comes out to restrain Starnes but he just nails them with multiple Starnes Slam’s then quickly goes back to beating on the blooded and barely conscious Vertigo.

He grabs him by his Johnny Knockout T-shirt and drags him back to his feet

What the Hell is this crap?

Starnes rips it in half, wipes the sweat from his head with it and throws it away in disgust then quickly lifts V off the ground and drills him hard on the ramp with a thunderous Starnes Slam.

He again puts him in the Ankle lock, screaming while he does it.

I DON’T GO AWAY THAT EASILY!!!

Screw this!

Daniel Diamondeye leaves his commentary position and heads to the ramp, picking up a steel chair as he does.

Get the Hell away from him Scott!

Starnes gives Daniel a small grin then drops his ankle

He begins to back off up the ramp

Scott is salivating from the mouth as the crowd boo him mercilessly as Daniel attends to the battered Vertigo

FORGET ABOUT ME NOW VERTIGO!!!

FORGET ABOUT ME NOW!!!

He holds his hand up to the crowd which is covered in the blood of Vertigo

[Roy]

This place is full of Psycho's

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lucas Wright here...again. At this time I would like to introduce you to the New Las Vegas Champion, "Fabulous" Dan Francisco

Hiii Luuuucas

Dan bear hugs Lucas lifting him off the ground

AHHHH! Dan you're squashing me!

Dan drops him

Sorry baby

So Dan how does it feel now that you've eventually won the Las Vegas Champion?

Dan throws his arms in the air

It feel FABULOUS darling!!!

Look at it, it's sooooo shiny and goes soooo well with my wardrobe. I love it!

suddenly a familiar voice is heard

That's like totally awesome Dan

Dan screams like a little girl and goes into an excited frenzy

'Lyptus!!! what the Hell are you doing here Darling???

I like totally had to come and congratulate you on your big win. Well done honey you deserve it.

Awww thanx Lyp

Totally Fabulous give each other a heart felt hug

How about you stay here for a bit sweetie and we'll catch up like the old times?

Eh YA! I would like totally love to stay

I have a match first Darling but after that we can go get some serious drinking done and pick up some damn sexy men

Love it!!!

Dan and Lyptus high five each other as the scene ends.

[Vertigolowe]

April 29, 2009
Road to All In - Week 2

Hennessy ~VS~ Summer Brodey

Hennessy looked good early, but Summer was able to weather the storm and string together a nice offensive flurry. In the end, Hennessy took Summer's Solstace giving Josh's daughter the win.

4:20 - Summer Brodey defeated Hennessy

The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos) ~VS~ Roman Brothers

The Coven was dominant as usual in this one. Unfortunately, they couldn't keep the Romans down. Kalkos hit the Death of the Firstborn on Levi, but he kicked out. With a little distraction for Lachy, Levi hit the Sacramento Shot for the upset victory.

6:14 - Roman Brothers defeated The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos)

"The Swede" Carl Svensson ~VS~ "The Tempest" Jose Reyes

Svensson was on top of his game tonight. The Swede dismantled Jose, going after the shoulder and arm that have been giving Jose problems for years. Carl locked in The Zipper as Tyler Marx made his way out to the ring. Svensson increased pressure, causing Jose to tap out before Tyler could even reach the ring.

5:46 - Carl Svensson defeated Jose Reyes

After the match, Tyler tried to get into the ring, but Svensson kept blocking him. Marx finally gave up and was content to just point at Svensson and yell at him as Longshot went to commercial.

"The Rose" Elisha Knight ~VS~ Jenn Wolf

Despite the beating she suffered in the parking lot, Elisha was able to hang in there against Jenn. Jenn went for her Wolf Driver and had Elisha up over her head. ELisha started kicking her legs and managed to swing down, twisting Jenn with her into the Starstricken Strike. Elisha scored the win by hooking the leg.

4:51 - Elisha Knight defeated Jenn Wolf

Hardcore Match

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Scrappy Joe ~VS~ North Vegas Butcher
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The VCW Hardcore Champion was dominant in the match. Scrappy took out NVB fairly quickly with the Last Scrap.

3:09 - Scrappy Joe defeated North Vegas Butcher

After the match, the Number One Contender to the Hardcore title, Efrem Ethel slipped into the ring behind Joe. Diamondeye informed the viewers that Efrem had crawled out from under the ring where he must have been all day. Efrem spun Joe around and hit the Street Stunner. Ethel stared down his opponent for All In III and raised his arms up to pose for the crowd who were booing him like crazy.

EFF Dash & DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ Crash City Rockers

JLA and Anwar showed that their problems are following them to the ring now. Anwar refused to tag into the match and even walked off, ignoring Steve McCanny's protests that he stay. JLA was no match for Dash and Sparks by himself. DJ tagged in Dash then hit The Stooge with the Needle Drop. Dash came flying off the top with the Autokinetic Effect to score the win while the crowd went crazy.

6:34 - EFF Dash & Logan Sparks defeated Crash City Rockers

Number One Contenders
VCW Tag Team Championship
Sudden Death 3-way

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Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Mass Destruction ~VS~ Sledgehammer Justice
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VCW's first ever 3-way tag team match was contested under tornado rules. Barry and Rich were in trouble, having royally pissed off both other teams. This got a little better for them though as Richards hit Chaos out of nowhere with the JR Driver. Rich then nailed Richards with the 1969-er. Dazza and Napalm then formed a partnership of convenience to combat Sledgehammer Justice. Barry then took the 180-Degree Burn from Napalm. Burton tried to hit Dazza with Betsy, but The King ducked out of the way, causing Rich to lay out his partner. Dazza grabbed Rich and hit the King's Hammer to score the win and earn a Tag Team title shot at All In III.

12:40 - Jimmy Richards & Dazza defeated Mass Destruction & Sledgehammer Justice in a Sudden Death 3-way.

All In III - Tune Up Match

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Vertigo ~VS~ Slaughterhouse
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Vertigo came to the ring with his head heavily bandaged and visible bruises on his chest and upper arms. Not to mention the fact that he was walked with a defined limp on the ankle Starnes viciously attacked. Slaughterhouse showed no mercy in the match, but V just kept kicking out. Slaughterhouse began to tire from his attacks, and Vertigo was able to get in some offense with a fireman's carry headlock takedown. Vertigo wrestled a clinic from that point, reversing move after move. Slaughterhouse wasn't done yet and hurled Vertigo over the top and into the barricade. The monster howled at the sky and pounded his fists against his chest. Vertigo slid into the ring behind him and grabbed him by the mask. He twisted Slaughterhouse's mask to the side just enough that the big man was now completely blind. Vertigo ducked a few wild swings from the monster and then rolled him up with school boy to secure the victory.

9:33 - Vertigo defeated Slaughterhouse

Vertigo left the ring quickly, but was met in the entryway by Ryan Bowdridge. Ryan hooked a sleeper from behind and dropped him back onto the concrete. Ryan looked out over the crowd and planted a foot on Vertigo's chest.

VCW Las Vegas Championship

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"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ "Fabulous" Dan Francisco (c)
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Dan and Kurt fought the match of the match of the night. Each man was in top form, hitting all of his signature maneuvers, including The Rimmer from Dan. Engelhorn had victory in hand with the German Bomber, but Fab Dan dug down deep and kicked out. In an exchange that brought the crowd to it's feet, both been reversed hammerlocks, headlocks, and arm wringers before Dan twisted Engelhorn's arm back between his own legs and hit the Bareback Slam for the win.

10:17 - Dan Francisco defeated Kurt Engelhorn to retain the VCW Las Vegas Championship.