Longshot (June 17, 2009)

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June 17, 2009
Road to High Rollin' - Week 1


Hardcore Match

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Efrem Ethel ~VS~ North Vegas Butcher

"The Tempest" Jose Reyes ~VS~ "The Swede" Carl Svensson

Esix Cordero ~VS~ Cletus

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ "The Enforcer" Larry Jordan

Eucalyptus ~VS~ Jenn Wolf
The winner will be entered in the Women's Title Match at High Rollin'.

Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

"The Tradition" Seamus Anderson ~VS~ War Machine

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[Vertigolowe]

Longshot comes on the air with Samantha Swift standing in the ring.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to VCW Longshot!" The crowd cheers for Longshot. "I have a couple announcements to make tonight in the wake of Snake Eyes taking place on Saturday.

"First of all, I will address our next pay per view, High Rollin' on July 11th. At that event we will the 6th Sin City Epic!"

The crowd roars at the mention of the contest. "The winner of that match will go on to face either the VCW Heavyweight Champion or VCW Juniorweight Champion at our special 3-Year Anniversary, Windfall in August.

"Also at High Rollin' Veronica Truman will defend her VCW Women's Championship in a 4-way Eliminator. Over the next three weeks, we will have qualifying matches to determine her challengers."

A huge eruption of green fire rips up around the entryway, causing Samantha to jump and give a little yelp. "Last" by Nine Inch Nails rips through the speakers and Vertigo walks out to the ring.

Vertigo has a smile on his face and chuckles at Samantha as he steps into the ring. She doesn't look too happy though, just embarassed. Vertigo pats her on the shoulder and slips the microphone from her grasp.

"Samantha, I think you are forgetting something else. You see, we have a time-tested tradition in this business. You know the one; if you pin a champion or make one submit in a non-title match, you get a title match against that champion."

The crowd cheer at the thought of a pending title match.

"You know what, you are absolutely right. So therefor, at High Rollin' it will be Vertigo against Ryan Bowdridge for the VCW Heavyweight Championship!"

The crowd erupts again and Vertigo's music comes back on while he leaves the ring and Longshot goes to commercial.

[Dazza]

The scene suddenly changes to the outside of Jade Emira's locker-room, and the Juniorweight Champion, Jack Francis, storms out of the room and down the hallway -clutching at his hurt body, still in pain from the surprise attack by Tyler Marx at Snake Eyes. Jade appears a moment later and screams YOU IDIOT!

The cameraman hurries to catch up with Jack, who is hell-bent on something, judging by his growling (and groaning), jogging through the backstage and pushing aside random VCW staff members. The scene changes, and voices can be heard.

Hahahaha... Tyler Marx isn't afraid, Tyler Marx is the fear, yes, the fear.. The fear inside everyone's eyes.. And you know who's most afraid, huh, do ya?.. It's Jack Francis---

Suddenly, the camera pans quickly, and we see Jack running right towards Marx, who is still unaware that the man he is mocking, is right behind him.

---Listen to Tyler Marx when he's speaking to you, it's rude...to...--

Marx's confusion only last a second, as he is violently taken down by the Watch Your Back. Holding his neck in agony, Tyler Marx also begins to laugh.

Oh hi, Jack, Tyler Marx was... just talking about you.. hahaha... owww

Jack gets into the Down N Dirty position, ready to deliver some painful arm swings to Tyler's head.

Hahaha.. whatchagonnado, Jackie-boy-oww...? You gonna swing those girly arms at Tyler Marx?

Jack stares at him for a moment, still breathing heavily. Marx winces pathetically and tries to giggle in a vain attempt to mock the champion one more time -but Jack doesn't swing; he instead stands up and grabs Marx by the scruff of the neck and slams him into a wall, pinning his body to it.

If that was your way of challenging me to a match, I'm disappointed in you.

Jack forcefully jabs Tyler in the gut, making him fall to his knees to catch his breath.

A true fighter enters the arena with all his powers at the ready... You want me, Marx? Challenge me when you're one hundred percent.

Jack begins to walk away, as security guards and doctors rush to Tyler's aid, and the scene changes.

[tinyddt]

The tron jumps into life

The man in the battered white suit sits in the back seat of an old limousine, seats slashed and stuffing falling out, the once white carpet is covered in dirt and red stains. You can tell the limo is moving by the lights casting eerie neon shadows through the dust covered windows. The camera is looking straight at the man, his face is however obscured, this time by a large, leatherbound bible, from which he is reading aloud:

...."And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved."

The man coughs, clears his throat, and its obvious now that the words coming from him now are his own and not the books

And now, for the next question, does the word of God have an emotional effect on you, because it should Las Vegas. 2000 year old words as relevant today as they were then.

The man lowers his bible just as the vehicle comes to a stop, revealing the face of a once familiar VCW alumni. A face burning with manic energy.

The rapture is upon us I am an instrument of God VCW

I am The Born Agin Kid



He opens the limousine door, and gets out, right in front of the VCW arena. He takes a deep inhale through his nose and spread his arms and palms wide

Im back VCW

Step into the Light

The camera cuts

[Roy]

The scene opens toScrappy Joe, Seamus Anderson and Jeeves walking down the corridor talking to one another.

Lucas Wright comes from nowhere with a microphone.

Seamus! Scrappy! can I get a word?

The 3 men stop, turn, and walk up to Lucas.

Seamus, now that your back in VCW what's your plans for Rob Frias and his gang?

Anderson takes the cigar from his mouth and blows the smoke into Lucas' face as Jeeves begins picking hairs from his suit.

Rob Frias this is far from ova'. I won't be happy 'till I rip your arm from it's socket and take it home with me as a souvenir. Enough talk! it's time to start dislocating some bodies.

You heard the man Lucas, step aside.

The 3 men begin to walk onwards past a dumbfounded Lucas

Suddenly they stop again but get into a fighting Stance this time.

Efrem Ethel walks into the picture with his Hardcore Championship over his shoulder.

He shakes his head at Scrappy.

What a pitiful sight. You can't beat me and now you can't even beat a freak like Frias. What has become of the hard fighting Scrappy Joe?

What's become of me? I'll show what's become o me. JEEEEEVES!

Right here Sir.

Joe sticks out his hand and "The Butler" places Scrappy's barbed wire bat, stained with blood and with some white hair still intact, in his hand.

Scrappy is about to blast Efrem with the bat but Seamus stops him.

We ain't got time for this Joe.

Joe lets out a sigh.

Yeah, you're right. Efrem I've got some unfinished business to take care of but once I'm done I'm coming back for MY belt

The 3 men walk away again

Efrem laughs. You'll never get another shot at me Joe, you aren't even worth my time.

Joe stops and walks back up to Efrem.

Your not too bright Efrem are you? You seem to have forgotten that I ain't cashed in my rematch clause for that Hardcore title. I wasn't even going too because of these freaks but you just made my decision that much easier. I'll see you at High Rollin'

The men eventually get to walk away in peace leaving an enraged Hardcore Champion behind.

[Roy]

The scene opens to Eucalyptus applying lipstick carefully to the lips of "Fabulous" Dan Francisco.

There you go babe, absolutely gorgeous!

Dan stands up and looks in the body size mirror covering one end of Totally Fabulous' locker room.

He is wearing his sparkling leopard pants, shining black shoes, a massive shining Diamond ring and a pimp like hat with a long white feather sticking out of it.

Dan doesn't seem happy at himself.

Hmmmm! there's something missing Darling. I wonder what it could be?

Dan thinks for a second

AHA! I know what it is sweetie...a belt!

hehe! you're right!

Eucalyptus rummages around the room for a couple of minutes then comes back with a belt.

He straps the massive gold belt around the waist of Dan

PERFECT! Nothing brings out my eyes more than the Las Vegas Championship.

I totally agree.

Right my little cup cake I'm ready, now it's time we got you sorted for you match tonight. If you get through to High Rollin' babe we could have two gold belts.

Dan that would be totally amazin'

Dan and Eucalyptus become all excited like two little girls getting ready for the prom.

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Juan Hefe
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Barry Knight
Josh Brodey
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Just Prior to the Sledgehammer Justice vs Tribe of Rage Match...

Back from commercial, 'The Zoo' by Bruce Dickinson alerts everyone in the audience that Sledgehammer Justice is about to come out. A fierce rain of boos begin to rain down but nothing happens. After a while, the music changes to 'She is Beautiful' by Andrew W.K.. Moments later, a hot blonde steps out of the curtains, accompanied by Juan Hefe, "Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight. The crowd is about to begin booing again, but the hot blonde begins to dance energetically. The fans are easily won over and the foursome resume their march to the ring. Once at ringside, Burton hops up onto the apron and separates the ropes for the hot blonde who steps through, but not before giving the fans in the first row a flash of her hot pink panties which conveniently ends up on the Longshot-Tron. Predictably, the crowd goes bananas. Hefe, microphone in hand, steps into the ring and motions for the music to stop.

"Cut the music and roll the damn tape!"

On the Longshot-Tron, a replay of the Sledgehammer Justice / Roman Brothers match begins playing. The replay is heavily edited and only shows the parts of the match where Sledgehammer Justice was in command. The finish is shown five different times from five different angles. Finally, the video ends and Hefe stands in the middle of the ring, smiling from ear to ear.

"That dear VCW fans, that was pure, unadulterated tag-team domination! I warned the Roman brothers about the beating they were about to take should they ever step in the ring with my boys. Didn't I warn them Rich?"

Burton grabs a microphone.

"Oh hell yes Hefe. Ya warned those boys about what happens when they mess with men. REAL men. And now, it looks like someone else wants ta play. Ain't that right Bar'?"

Barry Knight takes Burton's microphone and nods solemnly.

"Oh yeah, but they don't even know about the Barney Rubble that's comin' their way yet. Yer spot on Rich, right, I've started copping a taste for the gold. I can smell it. It's callin' ter me. Are yer on the same page bruvver?"

Burton takes the microphone back.

"I think so. You thinkin' about the Vee Cee Dub tag belts Bar'?"

"People of the Sun" by Rage Against the Machine interrupts any reply that might have been coming from Barry Knight. Josh Brodey comes out with his tag-team charges, The Tribe of Rage.

"Hold up, hold up, hold up! Now, let me say first and foremost that I'm as big a fan of 'Filthy' Rich Burton as anybody here, but to think that Sledgehammer Justice has any more right to the tag-titles as my boys is laughable!"

"That right Josh?"

"If it's wrong then I don't wanna be right!"

"Then tell your boys to step up or shut up!"

The Tribe of Rage shove their manager aside as they rush the ring, eager for battle. Juan Hefe and the hot blonde escape the ring just as Sledgehammer Justice collides with the Tribe of Rage and a fierce tag-team battle starts!

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Tim Ramirez
"The Misfit" Rob Frias
"The Tradition" Seamus Anderson
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"The Tradition" Seamus Anderson ~VS~ War Machine

"Hello everyone and welcome back to Longshot!"

"We've had a crazy night of action so far and this matchup promises to continue the trend!"

"Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits begins and Rob Frias, accompanied by his entire retinue of freaks comes out.

"Now what the heck is this? This is supposed to be a one on one match between War Machine and the Tradition, Seamus Anderson!"

Frias walks over to the announcers booth and sits down, much to the dismay of Tim Ramirez.

"Calm yourself Tim Ramirez, you shall give yourself an aneurysm at this pace!"

"Calm myself? You're a real piece of work Frias! Since you've come back to VCW, all you've done is ambush people and make a complete mockery of the business!"

"Raising the ratings of this pathetic little promotion is considered making a mockery of the business?"

"Well, maybe not that part, but the ambushing and the completely degrading promos parts, yes!"

"And what about the part where a sadistic madman tears the hair out of one of my loyal acolytes, rendering him bald and bloodied? Is that not making a mockery of the business Tim Ramirez?"

"I don't have time for this, and nor will Seamus Anderson!"

On cue, "Them Bones" by Alice in Chains begins and "The Tradition" Seamus Anderson walks out, microphone in hand.

"Cut the music!"

"You know Frias, I've gotta say I'm mighty surprised to see you out here! Even with a dozen guys surrounding you, I always pictured you as one of the most cowardly bastards on the roster!"

Frias gets up from the announcer's table and grabs a microphone from a nearby attendant.

"Is that so Shame-Us Anderson? I do recall defeating Scrappy Joe quite handily at Snake Eyes. The dominance I displayed in that bout puts your lies to shame, Shame-Us Anderson!"

"All I saw in that match was you running away and taking advantage of Scrappy when he got tired of running after you!"

"Is that so, Shame-Us Anderson? If you are so convinced of the veracity of your lies, why not step into the ring with me, tonight?"

"Gladly."

"To steal a well worn catch phrase, business is about to pick up!"

Anderson drops his microphone and rushes down to the ring. He is immediately attacked by every Freak. Anderson manages to fight off all of them but succumbs to a Rob Frias flying body press that takes both men crashing to the ramp.

"I can't believe what we're witnessing here folks! Rob Frias has just launched himself at Seamus Anderson and both men are down and out!"

"Seamus is stirring up to his feat first and he's putting the boots to Frias! But here comes that damn clown's backup! War Machine and a newly bald Albino Warrior double clothesline Seamus from behind!"

"Frias is back to his feet and he's got a kendo cane!"

"Seamus has his back turned to Frias! Turn around Seamus! Noooooooooooooooo!! What a sickening sight! Frias has just busted Seamus open and now Mini Frias is biting Seamus's forehead!"

"But here comes Scrappy Joe, wielding that bloody barb wire bat! Down goes War Machine! Albino Warrior sees Joe now and just runs in the opposite direction!"

"Frias and Joe square off, but Mini Frias is sneaking in behind the former hardcore champion! Jeeves to the rescue! Jeeves douses the hateful little midget with a fire extinguisher! But Mini Frias isn't done! Jeeves clubs him with the fire extinguisher!"

"I can't believe what I'm seeing here! Frias dodges Scrappy's strike and cracks his cane on Jeeves's forehead! The butler is down!"

On the stage, Scrappy Joe drops to his knees by his butler's side. "The Misfit" Rob Frias laughs and walks away from them back towards the curtain, his able-bodied freaks following in tow.

"I can't believe the carnage we've just witness here folks! Somebody has to take that maniac to task but who?!?"

Tim's question goes unanswered as Longshot goes to commercial...

[Vertigolowe]

June 17, 2009
Road to High Rollin' - Week 1

"The Tradition" Seamus Anderson ~VS~ War Machine

See Juan Hefe's post above...

0:30 - Seamus Anderson defeated War Machine

"The Tempest" Jose Reyes ~VS~ "The Swede" Carl Svensson

Jose and Carl were both coming off of losses at Snake Eyes but it was Svensson who wanted it more. The Swede forced Reyes to tap out to the Zipper.

6:41 - Carl Svensson defeated Jose Reyes

After the match, Svensson got on the microphone and challenged Jack Francis to a rematch for the Juniorweight title, this time in a submission match.

Esix Cordero ~VS~ Cletus

Cordero continued to roll and made short work of Cletus, finishing him off witht eh 450 Splash.

1:14 - Esix Cordero defeated Cletus

Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

The referee gave quite a bit of leeway in the match as both Josh Brodey and Juan Hefe got involved in the match. Burton and Knight had things well in hand though and Rich scored the pin following the 1969'er.

5:22 - Sledgehammer Justice defeated Tribe of Rage

Hardcore Match

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Efrem Ethel ~VS~ North Vegas Butcher
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Efrem handled NVB with little difficulty. The Hardcore Champion hit the Street Stunner to end the match.

4:07 - Efrem Ethel defeated North Vegas Butcher in a Hardcore Match.

Eucalyptus ~VS~ Jenn Wolf
The winner will be entered in the Women's Title Match at High Rollin'.

With Eucalyptus in the ring, Jenn Wolf was led to the ring on a leash by Arrianna Lyra. Jenn had a black eye and her hands bound behind her. Arrianna unclipped her collar and rolled her into the ring still bound. Eucalyptus did not seem to want to beat on Jenn in her current condition. As she started to move toward Wolf, Arrianna slipped into the ring and delivered a Dark Kiss to 'Lyptus. The ref clearly saw it and DQ'd Jenn.

3:33 - Eucalyptus defeated Jenn Wolf by DQ.

After the match, Lyra re-attached Jenn's collar and pulled her away from the ring.

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ "The Enforcer" Larry Jordan

LJ had a desire to show that he could still hang with the main eventers but his offense was short-lived. Daniel hit the Moneymaker followed by the Diamondeye Driver to secure the victory.

5:55 - Daniel Diamondeye defeated Larry Jordan

After the match, Scott Starnes came from the crowd and into the ring. Daniel did not see him in time and was hit the Starnes Slam. Scott posed over Daniel as Longshot drew to a close.