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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 15, 2009 13:58:44 GMT -5
(OOC: Continued from July 15, 2009 Longshot)187 stands alone in the parking lot when somebody taps him on the shoulder and promptly slugs him in the face! (OOC: To be continued by anybody )
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 15, 2009 14:07:13 GMT -5
187 falls to the ground due to the force of the blow but keeps enough wits about him to lash out with a kick to his attacker's knee cap. "AAAARGH!!! WAR MACHINE'S KNEE CAP EXPLODES WITH THE FORCE OF A STAR GONE SUPER NOVA!!!!" Quick as a cat, 187 kips up and begins laying kicks in War Machine's mid-section and ribs only to get hammered from behind with a baseball bat!
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Post by EELON on Jul 16, 2009 14:42:13 GMT -5
"Seriously? You think you can just start a... what did you call it? A Hardcore Invitational? Yeah!? ...without consulting me!? I AM Hardcore in VCW!"
Efrem Ethel takes another swing at 187 and a quick one on War Machine, when he's suddenly hit by a low blow.
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Post by Roy on Jul 16, 2009 15:24:24 GMT -5
Good shot Jeeves, see you gotta be sneaky and pick your moments. Don't listen to anybody there is no respect or honor in fights. It's survival!
Thank you Sir.
I'll take it from here mate
With one well placed shot Scrappy nails The Champion square on the chin with his bare knuckles knocking him senseless.
He then lifts up 187 off the ground.
Pleased to meet you, I'm Scrappy Joe
Joe extends his hand...
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 17, 2009 6:20:13 GMT -5
... and is met with a fireball to the face!
187 shakes the cobwebs from Efrem Ethel's bat assault and is about to give Scrappy Joe a Long Beach Lariat when he is grabbed from behind and powerbombed to the floor by none other than Big Bertha!
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF DEALING WITH THESE WOMEN. IT'S TIME FOR BERTHA TO GO HARDCORE."
Jeeves looks on in shock as Bertha grabs her master by his still smoldering hair and prepares to smash him down to the pavement when the door to the arena opens and out steps Ted Tsavales, Eats Like Tsavales, Charon and North Vegas Butcher.
"Hey guys! If I could just have your attention for one minute!"
187, Efrem Ethel, Big Bertha, Scrappy Joe, War Machine and Jeeves all turn towards Tsavales.
"Has anybody seen a painted-up midget anywhere?"
Big Bertha shakes her head and dumps Scrappy to the ground.
"NO. BUT I DO SEE MY LOVERBOY. COME GIVE MAMA A HUG."
Charon steps in front of Ted and puts a hand out in front of him.
"Halt! We do not have time for this. Misfit has told North Ve..."
Charon's next words are lost in an avalanche of violence as Big Bertha smashes him to the ground with the full brunt of her 400 pound body.
"BERTHA SMASH. WHO'S NEXT?"
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Post by Master Red on Jul 17, 2009 9:10:31 GMT -5
A car pulls in and Jacob Anwar steps out.
Anwar- Hyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Bertha- BRING IT, LITTLE MAN
Anwar strikes Bertha more than ten times before the War Machine hammers Anwar
Anwar- Ahhhhhhhggggggg
Betha- BERTHA SMASH
Anwar get squashed before being chucked into the roof of his car.
Anwar hops into his car before taking out Scrappy Joe with his arm sticking out the window as he quickly leaves....
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 17, 2009 10:47:53 GMT -5
War Machine watches sadly as Anwar drives away in his car. "WAR MACHINE ENJOYED FEELING HIS FISTS PUMMEL ANWAR'S FACE LIKE A COSMOLOGICAL DRUM!"
"WAR MACHINE..." WHAM!War Machine crumples to the ground thanks to a vicious kick to the head from Water! "Take that War Machine! Water H-2-O says I just kicked War Machine in the head!"Water continues celebrating until...
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Post by Master Red on Jul 18, 2009 8:48:01 GMT -5
Millie Amazing get a piece of the action taking out Water with a chair from behind.
Water- Hey that hur........ Well hello pretty la.......
Water gets hammered in the head again.
Millie- Suck nuts Water.
(To Be Continued)
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Post by Roy on Jul 18, 2009 11:45:37 GMT -5
OOOOOOOOHHH! Darling don't be so forward, Let's at least go on a date first.
Hehe! I'm just kidding, let's find a room!
Dan looks at Millie
WAIT! You're a girl?! Just as things were starting to look up. Aw Well!
Dan boots Millie in the stomach and nails her quickly with the Bareback Slam
Any men out there?!
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 18, 2009 20:35:32 GMT -5
"Yessuh yo' haf a man hyar, in fack, yo' haf three!"
"Fabulous" Dan Francisco is momentarily stunned as he is head-butted in the groin by none other than Cletus of the Backwater Boyz!
"That felt absolutely delightful! Hit me again one more time baby!"
"Fab Dan" goes to grab Cletus by the head, but is brought low by a forearm to the upper back, delivered by Jebediah!
"Yo' leave mah brother alone!"
"Fab Dan" flips quickly on his back and brings down Jebediah with a leg swipe. Pressing his advantage, "Fab Dan" rolls back to his feet and prepares to mount Jebediah, but is instead grabbed from behind in a bear hug.
"Dahrling! I really prefer to pitch but if you insist on making me catch, go right ahead!"
Cooter drops "Fab Dan" to the pavement as quickly as he picked him up and backs away.
"I like de ladies you big leadeh bound fruit!"
"Well I like the boys and the bigger the better!"
"Fab Dan" runs full tilt into Cooter but is brought low by metal chair to the skull!
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Post by tinyddt on Jul 18, 2009 22:24:12 GMT -5
AND GOD MADE OF THE RIB A PARTNER FOR ADAM, WOMAN, AND HE CALLED HER EVE
The BAK stands, chair in hand, looking around incredulously as if know one else knows what hes talking about
GENESIS PEOP..............
The BAK doesnt get to finish his sentence as hes brought down by a swift blow to the groin by.........
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 21, 2009 9:42:15 GMT -5
..."Filthy" Rich Burton!
"Take that you good for nothin' Jesus freak! Come on Bar'! We gotta class this brawl up a bit!"
Barry Knight walks out of the VCW Arena, still wearing his half of the VCW Tag-Team Championship around his waist.
"I'm Cream Crackered yer fat oaf, and this aint me idea of windin' down after a championship defense, wot?"
"Fine. Watch me go to work!"
Burton picks up a rock and surveys the brawl carefully, looking for a victim.
"Hey Puddles! Eat this!"
Water stops pummeling War Machine in the face long enough to catch Burton's rock with his head.
"What the hell Rich?!? You're gonna pay for that!"
The door to the parking lot opens, and out walk Seamus and Kaelan Anderson, both looking hell bent on destruction.
"You ready for this brother?"
Kaelan cracks his knuckles.
"As ready as our Ma on a Saturday Seamus. Let's chucker dis!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Jul 21, 2009 20:06:40 GMT -5
"Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight react quickly to the arrival of the Andersons, and rush in to battle, fists a blazing. Seamus and Kaelan meet the attack head-on, stunning the VCW Tag-Team Champions with stereo Anderson Traditions to the noggin. Ted Tsavales sees his favourite tag-team in trouble and runs to Big Bertha's side.
"Bertha! Rich and Barry are in trouble! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!!"
Big Bertha pushes Ted aside and grabs a near dead War Machine, hauling him over her head.
"MOVE ASIDE LOVERBOY AND WATCH MAMA GO TO WORK."
With a huge heave, Big Bertha tosses War Machine onto the Andersons, knocking them both over. Efrem Ethel sees his opening and grabs a tire iron. He rushes Big Bertha and hits her in the back of the head with it.
"I AM HARDCORE!"
Big Bertha no sells the shot to the head and grabs Efrem by the throat.
"NO LITTLE MAN. I AM HARDCORE NOW."
Efrem struggles but is unable to halt his momentum as Bertha chokeslams him onto the hood of a blue Honda S2000. Water, his head bleeding from the temple from the rock Burton threw, sees this and goes insane.
"You fat cow! That's my car!"
Water rushes Bertha but is quickly brought down by a big boot to the face.
"THIS FAT COW PACKS A PUNCH. WHO'S NEXT."
North Vegas Butcher dons his brass knuckles and punches Bertha in the abdomen.
"Take this Bertha!"
"Butcher! Wai...!"
North Vegas Butcher's fist bounces right off the blubbery mass and ricochets right into Charon's face, who was standing unfortunately close to the action.
The Andersons, recovered from getting War Machine'd, run up to Bertha from behind and double drop kick her in the back. Unfortunately for Water, Bertha loses her balance and falls directly on top of him.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Aug 12, 2009 13:38:23 GMT -5
"Puddles is dead!"
"Never Chinese Blind that, Seamus and Kaelan 're Hammer and Tack on their plates of meat!"
"Right, time to skedaddle!"
"Ter the chuffin' 'efe mobile!"
"Yer auld farts are aboyt ter catch a 'idin'! Ain't that right Seamus?"
"Righter than a pair of belts around our waists Kaelan!"
Sledgehammer Justice fake that they are going to charge, but then juke left and run away at full speed, The Andersons hot on their tail. Tsavales and Eats Like Tsavales rush over to Big Bertha's side and help her off the ground (and off Water).
"Bertha! Are you alright?"
"WHO HIT ME."
"The ANDERSONS."
Bertha picks up Water and slaps him around a few times, bringing him back to consciousness.
"Where am I? What the hell happened?"
"I ALMOST ENDED YOU. NOW, YOU OWE ME A FAVOUR. GO WITH TEDDY BEAR AND HELP HIM BRING THE ANDERSONS BACK HERE TO ME."
"Me? What makes you think Ted and I can get the Andersons to do anything?"
Bertha smacks her palm with her fist.
"BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DO THINGS TO ME WHILE TED WATCHES."
"Alrighty then! Let's go Ted! And forget about the car. It's water, heh heh, under the bridge!"
Water grabs Ted and the two leave in the same direction as The Andersons and Sledgehammer Justice. Eats Like Tsavales runs after them, arms waiving.
"Wait for ME fellas!"
Bertha watches her Teddy Bear go and then turns her attention to the rest of the brawl. After a few seconds of scanning she sees Efrem Ethel single-handedly laying waste to the Backwater Boyz.
"TO BE THE MAN, YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN."
North Vegas Butcher, caught in a "Fabulous" Dan Francisco headlock, looks up with a confused look on his face.
"Did Bertha just say she wants to be a man?"
Francisco shivers in excitement and then punches North Vegas Butcher in the face.
"You know what dahrling, I'd hit it if she ever did become a man!"
"I would to, even if I needed a stool to do it!"
North Vegas Butcher, his face a crimson mask, shrugs off Francisco's headlock and points at Mini Frias.
"Charon! I've found Mini Frias!"
Francisco grabs Butcher from behind and smashes him down to the pavement with a Bareback Slam!
"Oh dahrling! I've always been fond of midgets who like to get randy!"
Mini Frias tazers Francisco in the nethers.
"And I've always been fond of electrified fruit! Get bent Francisco!"
Francisco writhes in agony/ectsasy on the pavement as Mini Frias continues his assault with the tazer.
"That's the spirit you naughty little dwarf! More! More! Mo..."
"Fab Dan" finally passes out from the continued assault which is finally cut short by Charon, who grabs Mini Frias from behind and applies a choloroform cloth to his mouth.
"There you are Mini Frias! I've finally found you!"
Charon carries Mini Frias away hurriedly, avoiding any further conflict.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Aug 12, 2009 13:46:22 GMT -5
The final four contestans (well, five if you include Jeeves) stare each other down, their faces bloodied, their bodies sore but their spirits unbroken.
187, newly returned to VCW and happy that Gigante Fujima isn't there to beat his face in.
Efrem Ethel, the current VCW Hardcore Champion.
Big Bertha, eager to become the first dominant femal hardcore champion.
Scrappy Joe (and Jeeves!), looking to cement his reputation as a never say die warrior.
How will this battle end?
Stay tuned!
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