Longshot (August 12, 2009)

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August 12, 2009
Road to Windfall - Week 5



Charon ~VS~ "The Tempest" Jose Reyes

Millie Amazing ~VS~ Summer Brodey

El Hijo Del Perra ~VS~ Michael Stern

"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ Bobby Boom

The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos) ~VS~ Roman Brothers

Jade Emira & Jenn Wolf ~VS~ Veronica Truman & Arrianna Lyra

Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

Water ~VS~ "Sensational" Jacob Anwar
Winner will be entered into the VCW Las Vegas Championship Number One Contender 3-way at Windfall.

Championship Challenge Qualifier

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Dazza "The King" ~VS~ "Grade A Superstar" Bradley Jameson
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[Master Red]

Lucas Wright is outside the Anwar locker room door

Wright- Hi VCW fans Lucas Wright here outside the Locker Room. I'm gunna get under the skin of....

The door burst's open as Bobby Boom leaves the Locker room laughing he turns to Wright and gives him a look before walking away.

Wright- Um...Um...Anwar.

Anwar- WHAT!

Anwar pauses

Anwar- What DO YOU want Lucas.

Wright- I'm here to interview you and ask why did you attack Bradley Jameson also your thoughts on your match against Water.

Anwar- Alright, I sick to death of these "so called superstars" with there retarded gimmicks. The Stooge and Grade A, These are examples of stupid gimmicks and I'm sure Bobby's with me thats why he chipped in to help me hit the Starlight Express.
Wright- What about your match against Water

Anwar- Water is a big hunk of crap. There is no comparing the skill and charisma of myself to the clumsy, fat and very bad gimmicks of Water.

Wright- You are attacking gimmicks but your known a the "Sennnnnsational" Jacob Anwar. Isn't that a gimmick.

Anwar- Um Um Yeah...but....um....SHUT UP

Wright- Thats what I....

Anwar sucker punches Wright before hitting him a few times in the stomach a chucking him into the wall.

Anwar takes the mic before saying

Anwar- Thats It I'm dropping the "Sensational" part of my name.

Anwar- Also Water, what I just did to Lucas you'll feel the full force of the Starlight Express

[Dazza]

Lucas Wright, celebrated interview-man of Vegas Championship Wrestling, is shown walking down a hallway, and he stops at a door. Politely, he knocks three times.

The door opens.

What do you want, Peasant?

Dazza opens his door all the way and stands in the center in his battle dress (usual black and coloured attire) with his arms crossed.

Well, 'Your Majesty', the Vegas audience is curious to know why you haven't ordered a match against your former tag-team partner, Jimmy Richards.

Wright holds up the mic and Dazza takes it from him.

You see, that would be the obvious thing for someone upset to do--go after their betrayer--but I'm not like that. I am stronger than the average man; a "betrayal" like this is only one of many fun turns one can have has a professional wrestler--of course you wouldn't know that, because you're not a professional wrestler. To answer your question, no, I'm not going after Richards... I'm going to concentrate on the "Grade A Slave" instead---although, I'd actually class him as C or B personally, because he's such an unwashed begger of a human being, constantly attacking his adversaries after the match is over and using cheap under-handed tactics-----

Dazza suddenly slaps Wright's arm, as he noticed the interviewer was glancing at his watch and looking slightly bored. Wright snaps back into attention immediately.

Speaking of beggers, "Speaking Time With The King" is over. Go back to your master, Peasant.

Dazza places the mic on top of Wright's head and chuckles, then retreats back into his locker-room, leaving Lucas groaning in frustration as the scene changes.

[Juan Hefe]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Legend:
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Barry Knight
"The Pain Train" Bill Dallas
Ted Tsavales
Eats Like Tsavales
Juan Hefe
Julia Fairbottom
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Juan Hefe and Friends Locker Room, VCW Arena...

Barry Knight and "Filthy" Rich Burton are sitting at a small round table, playing cards with "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas and Ted Tsavales. Burton plays a card and then sighs deeply.

"Big match tonight Bar'."

Knight examines his hand and after a while, plays a card over Burton's.

"Tribe of Rage, wot?"

"Reckon so pardner."

Dallas, whose hands completely engulf his cards, lays a card down and then scratches his chin while looking quizzicaly at Burton.

"Didn't you already smack them boys upside the head?"

Tsavales plays a card and sweeps up the pile, placing it neatly over the other piles he's already collected.

"Not only did they beat them up, but it told every tag-team in VCW that their time was up!"

"Thank you professor Tsavales. Now, if you boys don't mind, Bar' and I have a favor to ask you."

"We do?"

"Aye. You see, the Andersons are gunning for our titles, and that makes Bar' and I nervous."

"It does?"

Burton smacks Knight upside the head.

"Quit it Bar'!"

Knight rubs the back of his head in the spot where Rich hit him.

"Jiminy Cricket Rich! I was just kiddin' ya!"

"This ain't no time for kiddin' around Bar'! We need back up tonight!"

Burton lays down his cards and looks at Dallas with his left eyebrow raised.

"What do you say Dallas? You want in on this action?"

Dallas shakes his head.

"No way honky, I've got me some merchandise to sign over at the concession stand."

Ted pulls out a bobble head doll that vaguely resembles "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas.

"It's "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas bobble head doll night!"

Burton turns to Ted.

"What about you Ted? You up for some action?"

Ted shakes his head.

"Sorry fellas, but I've got a meeting with Samantha Swift regarding the possible induction of Team MWA into the VCW Hall of Fame."

"Ha! If you get in, it'll be more like the Hall of Shame"

"Weren't ya a member of that tag-team guvnah?"

"Stuff it you cockney bastard."

Over on the couch, Eats Like Tsavales sits up and pauses his movie.

"Hey FELLAS, it JUST so happens that I'm AVAILABLE for some back-up DUTY tonight!"

"No offence ELT, but you ain't exactly back-up duty material. I was really looking for Bill and Ted to man up, but it looks like they're too busy having excellent adventures to help out the tag-team champs tonight."

Eats Like Tsavales shrugs and continues watching his movie.

"Ya kna wot we should do Rich?"

"No, what?"

"We should get the bleedin' match ter be given a falls count anywhere stip."

"How's that help us? The Andersons will just try to jump us as soon as we're vulnerable!"

"Ya ain't listenin' yer fat oaf! We try ter get the bloomin' match ter Scapa Fla ter the bloody parkin' Hoppin' Pot where we could then get a quick pin and make a 'asty get away!"

Burton furrows his brows, seriously considering Knight's proposal.

"You are wise despite your linguistic handicap Bar', I gotta give you that. Hefe!"

Juan Hefe looks up from his desk.

"Yeah?"

"Get Swift on the phone. Bar' and I want a falls count anywhere match tonight."

"Can do, kangaroo. Julia?"

"Yes mister Hefe?"

"Sashay your way over to Samantha's office and demand that tonight's match between Sledgehammer Justice and Tribe of Rage be falls count anywhere."

"Right away mister Hefe!"

[Juan Hefe]

FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

The Zoo by Bruce Dickinson blasts out over the speakers and on cue, VCW Tag-Team Champions Sledgehammer Justice walk out, dressed in their street clothes. Waiting for them in the ring are the Tribe of Rage who are also in their street duds.

"Hello everyone and welcome back to Longshot!"

"Tonight's match was supposed to be a regular tag-team match but I'm getting word that's it been modified to a Falls Count Anywhere match at the last minute thanks to backstage machinations."

"It looks like Sledgehammer Justice are getting a little bit antsy at the prospect of defending their titles against the Andersons and it's not hard to understand why."

"And here we go folks! Rich Burton wastes no time taking this battle to the outside, nailing Aaron Fenris with a sledgehammer blow to the midsection that sends the big man tumbling through the ropes!"

"Barry Knight ducks a clothesline from Erik Fury and reverses into a neck breaker."

"What's this? Burton appears to be calling to Knight from the outside and there he goes.

"Sledgehammer Justice are now dragging Fenris towards the exit."

Backstage, Rich Burton picks Aaron Fenris by the hair and then brings him down with a vicious back breaker.

"Come on Bar'! Quit wastin' time! We gotta get outta here before the Andersons catch wind of what we're up to!"

"Too Cilla Black for that Rich! there they are!"

Burton spins his head around and sees Seamus and Kaelan walk around the corner.

"Where do you lads think you're going?"

"The fun is jist gettin' 'eadin' lads."

Burton points down to Fenris.

"Pin this guy Bar'! We gotta enact plan B!"

"Plan B guvnah? Wot's bloody plan A?"

Burton shoves Knight aside and pins Fenris for himself. A referee hurriedly runs in and makes the count but Fenris manages to kick out!

Seamus laughs and cracks his knuckles.

"Looks like your opponent ain't quite done there Rich. Finish him off why don't ya. Kaelan and I will wait here patiently until you're done."

Burton grumbles and picks Fenris up by the hair, only to get low-blow'd in the process!

"My tenders!"

Burton goes down in a heap just as Erik Fury bursts through the backstage curtains and nails Knight with an elbow to the face!

"You fellas need a hand?"

"Shut it guvnah!"

Knight blocks another elbow attempt and sends Fury flying into the Andersons with a well timed irish whip. The englishman wastes no time helping Burton up to his feet and the two run away from their tormentors.

"Screw this match! Let's get out of here Bar'!"

"Going somewhere?"

Sledgehammer Justice pull up short as they see Scott Starnes stand in their way.

"This ain't none of your business Starnes!"

Seamus Anderson puts the finishing touches on Fury via Dislocator-Plex and then sees Starnes standing in the hallway.

"Starnes! Didn't I just finish telling you to stay the HELL out of our business?"

Starnes steps through Sledgehammer Justice (who wisely see their chance to escape) and walks toward the Andersons.

"I heard you, but you see, I'm a little bit slow. I don't understand why you wouldn't need my help when you are obviously incapable of doing anything right!"

Seamus gets right in the Canadian's face.

"Is that so?"

"We don't 'av time for dis Seamus!"

"Why not?"

"Sledgehammer Justice just got away!"

Seamus shoves Starnes aside and observes for himself that the hallway where Sledgehammer Justice is now empty.

"Damn it! Come on Kaelan!"

The Andersons run down the corridor, leaving Starnes behind. Before they disappear from sight, Seamus turns back to Starnes.

"This ain't over Starnes!"

Starnes doesn't respond and instead just smiles. When the Andersons are gone he turns and walks the other way.

"Not by a longshot Seamus. Heh, I made a funny."

[Devlin]

Longshot returns from the commerical break, with the camera casting a look around at the arena and the VCW fans. Suddenly, the cameras switch to get a closer glimpse at one particular individual sitting in the middle of the eighth row, who has long, blonde hair and a blonde goatee, wearing a Ryan Bowdridge t-shirt and sunglasses. The guy is slumped down in his seat, looking around nervously, as if hiding from someone... in fact, underneath the shades, he looks suspiciously like Tyler Marx...

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August 12, 2009
Road to Windfall - Week 5

Falls Count Anywhere

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Sledgehammer Justice ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

See Juan Hefe's post above.
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Charon ~VS~ "The Tempest" Jose Reyes

Jose and Charon put on a competitive match despite the fact that the crowd wasn't overly into it. In the end Charon hit the Knock to pick up the win.

4:41 - Charon defeated Jose Reyes

Millie Amazing ~VS~ Summer Brodey

Millie showed her continued improvement by controlling much of the match against Summer. She hit her with Simply Amazing for the victory.

6:04 - Millie Amazing defeated Summer Brodey

After the match, Brooke Sage stepped out from the back with a microphone and challenged Millie to a match at Windfall to show that she can perform on the 'big stage'.

El Hijo Del Perra ~VS~ Michael Stern

Stern and EHDP put on what could have bene the match of the evening. Each man showed why he is a former champion and kept going. Stern went for the Stern DDT, but as soon as he kicked EHDP in the gut, the masked lucahdore sprayed a plume of blue mist in his face and scored the pin.

9:50 - El Hijo Del Perra defeated Michael Stern

After the match, Esix Cordero slid into the ring out of nowhere and dropped EHDP with the Twister. The Born-Again Kid hit the ring and chased off both Esix and Stern with a steel chair as Longshot went to a comercial.

"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ Bobby Boom

Engelhorn set the bar high and showed why he is the VCW Las Vegas champion with his domination of Bobby. Kurt hit the German Bomber quickly to secure the victory.

3:15 - Kurt Engelhorn defeated Bobby Boom

The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos) ~VS~ Roman Brothers

Tolliver and Kalkos seemed to have things in control in this match until Eucalyptus and Loki Davis made their presence felt. The pair had a giant boom box and started a dance party with some of the ringside fans. The distraction was enough and Levi hit Jeremy with the Sacramento Shot for the victory.

4:37 - Roman Brothers defeated The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos)

Jade Emira & Jenn Wolf ~VS~ Veronica Truman & Arrianna Lyra

All four women went wild in this match hitting all of their finishers, but not ending the match with them. Jenn and Jade managed to isolate Arrianna after Veronica ducked out of the ring to conserve her energy. Jade hit the Emira Make-Over and then helped lift her up so Jenn could hit the Wolf Driver for the win.

8:45 - Jade Emira & Jenn Wolf defeated Veronica Truman & Arrianna Lyra

Water ~VS~ "Sensational" Jacob Anwar
Winner will be entered into the VCW Las Vegas Championship Number One Contender 3-way at Windfall.

Water and Jacob fought each other hard for a chance to be entered into the 3-way at Windfall. Each man appeared to hav ethe win at different points in the match, but it wasn't until Bradley Jameson made his way to ringside that Anwar seemed intent on focusing on him and walked into the Blue Stunner.

6:22 - Water defeated Jacob Anwar

Championship Challenge Qualifier

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Dazza "The King" ~VS~ "Grade A Superstar" Bradley Jameson
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Dazza and Bradley went back and forth through the match with Bradley likely earning some respect from a good portion of the locker room for his performance. Dazza didn't need the help, but Jacob Anwar never left ringside after his match and hopped up on the apron. Jameson punched him in the side of the head, knocking him to the floor, but THe King grabbed him from behind and hit the TFDU to earn his spot in the Championship Challenge at Windfall.

7:16 - Dazza defeated Bradley Jameson