Longshot (November 7, 2007)

[Vertigolowe]

November 7, 2007

Card is subject to change.

THIS WEEK

Champions vs Challengers Match

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Veronica Truman & Joe Patoni ~VS~ Jenn Wolf & Derek Razor

Kong & Slaughterhouse ~VS~ Giant Rousimoff & The Hangover Kid

Best of Five - Match Three
EFF Dash ~VS~ Fromunda

Hardcore Match[/color][/b]
Chris Shawcross ~VS~ Tariq al-Araz

Daniel Diamondeye & Dazza ~VS~ Scott Starnes & Rob Wallace

Ryan Bowdridge ~VS~ Water

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[RyanBow412]

Samantha Swift is in her office, looking over the finances from the last month when someone knocks on her door.

"Come in."

To her surprise, Ryan Bowdridge comes in.

"Ms. Swift, I'm back and I want a match. Can you facilitate with that need?"

[Dazza]

We see Dazza 'The King' walking backstage with a look of intent on his royal mug. He passes some random VCW employees reading magazines and grins to himself, as if thinking they are secretly admiring him, and he enters the double doors with the sign above reading "ARENA".

The camera changes to the VCW fans in attendance, while they await the first taste of action here tonight, hoping that they'll be in for a fantastic evening... and then they all let out mixed emotions, as the lights turn gold and "Born To Rule" begins belting out of the speakers. A melody of cheers and boos and some other form of expressions shoot towards Dazza, as he enters the stage, microphone in hand. He stands there for a moment, combing his hair with his free hand and the music lowers for him to speak.

Ladies and gentlemen... PEASANTS... of all ages... I come before you tonight, not just as a VCW superstar... but as a contender for the VCW Heavyweight Championship!

The fans cheer and boo for His Majesty, who is posing gloriously in the spotlight.

My heart and soul have been yearning for gold ever since I set foot on foreign soil... Vegas Championship Wrestling...

The majority of the fans now boo him, and he chuckles joyfully.

But that doesn't mean I haven't bonded with this fine business... no... of course this is my new home, and as a former main eventer, I seek to regain my honour in the heat of Championship contests...

Dazza looks as though he's pretending to be in a dramatic soap opera, with his hand touching his forehead and his emotions rising.

Peasants... my time for ascension is near... I will rise to the top and become Champion... and I'll tell you why I think so... because unlike my two opponents-

"The King" brushes his hair again and gives out one of his trademark grins.

-I'm a nice guy!

The audience can't decide whether that was hilarious or insulting, as some boo even louder and some laugh at the man, who is now descending down to the ring. Dazza leans on the ropes and eyes the titantron.

But that's not the only reason why I'm here, no... While I am eager to take my place as the best looking and the best competitive Champion VCW has ever known, I am also here to roll out the red carpet and blow my horn for the first episode of "The King's Court" we've had in a while... and since I don't have a horn, I might as well just announce my two guests- "The German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn, and Chris Shawcross!

Dazza gestures towards the stage, as the audience await the two superstars.

to be continued by ALT

[Vertigolowe]

Samantha looks at Ryan and then shuffles through a pile of papers.

"Alright Ryan, let's see who we have. I know, why don't you face Water tonight? Yeah that sounds like good tv. Enjoy."

[tinyddt]

"Show me How to Live" by Audioslave comes over the housespeakers signalling the entrance of The Hangover Kid.
The "Kid" emerges onto the entrance ramp looking pleased with himself. He produces a mic, and begins to speak:


[glow=red,2,300]Good Eveenning LAS VEGAS

I feel, Good. I mean really GOOD
So good infact, I feel like Lighting UP[/glow]

He bends down and produces a shiny metal zippo from his boot. Theres a sharp intake of breath as the crowd think theyre seeing the manic BAK personality but the "Kid" holds up a finger as if to silence them.

He disapears behind the curtain before re-emerging with a shrouded manequin, and a bottle of tequila. He stands the figure up, and removes the shroud. Theres a wave of laughter around the arena as he reveals an effegy of KONG, little more than a departement store manequin in a KONG mask, topped with a rubber skin cap. The crowd arent used to anyone ridiculing the menacing Sindicate leader. He pics up the mic and begins addressing the manequin:

[glow=red,2,300]Ding Dong, Whats up Kong
Why's your face look so long
ive an idea, heres what I think
looks like you could use, A Drink[/glow]

THK uncorks the tequila and pours almost all of the bottle over the head of the fake KONG, dousing the manequin in amber liquid.

[glow=red,2,300]You know, you really need to. LIGHTEN UP!
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With that, the "Kid" takes a big mouthful of tequila, brings the lit lighter up to his lips, and blows a MASSIVE fireball, engulfing "KONG" in flames, the manequin goes up like a bonfire.

[glow=red,2,300]There you go, much better.

See you tonite, Crispy[/glow]

The Hangover Kid drops the mic and lighter, and walks backstage, leaving frantic stagehands to douse the flames with fire extinguishers.

[Chris]

{continue from Dazza's promo}

The first theme to hit is the theme of the challenger, "The German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn. The German Psychopath steps out of the curtain and gets soaked in thunderous boos of the Las Vegas crowd. He completely ignores the fans and walks right to wards the ring, When he steps onto the apron, he gives Dazza an angry stare, but he knows that this thing with "The King" is a thing of the past. That doesn't mean he has to like him, though. Kurt spreads his arms out like if he said "What?" to the crowd, which earns him even more boos.

Just then, "Links 234" was replaced by "Just Like You" from Three Days Grace, which signals the arrival of the VCW Hardcore Champion, Chris Shawcross. Many fans are stretching their hands out to slap hands with the English Superstar, but he is keeps walking straight to wards the ring. Straight to wards his opponent at Jackpot 2. He just arrived in the ring when he gets toe to toe with "The German Wonder", their eyes locked on each other. Dazza steps between them, making it clear that the King's Court is no place to fight. "The King" hands his former rival Kurt the microphone, and leans himself against the left upper turnbuckle to watch the spectacle. Engelhorn slowly moves the mic to wards his mouth and starts to speak, his eyes still locked on Shawcross:

"I will make this short and simple Shawcross, so that it gets into that tiny little brain of yours: You have what is mine. I am WAY more deserving to be champ then you Shawcross, and deep inside you know it too. I'm more experienced, I'm a better brawler and I'm a better Wrestler. In short, I'm just better then you. I was Main Eventing CPW Shows when you were still to young to see the difference between a Armlock and a Hammerlock. I am the best Wrestler coming out of the dead CPW."

Unbeknown to Kurt, this remark got a slight chuckle from Dazza. Engelhorn wouldn't care anyway, as he just continues to rant:

"At Jackpot 2, I will prove to you and to everyone of these idiots who the superior Wrestler is. You have no chance in hell to beat me. You can't even keep your girlfriend in check. You-"

This is where the crowd got louder. Shawcross has snatched away the microphone from Engelhorn, and he now stares angrily into the German Psychopath's eyes. Then, the VCW Hardcore Champion starts to speak...........

{to be concluded by Devlin}

[Roy]

Chaos and Napalm walk anxiously back and forth next to their master, Kong. They walk as if they are protecting him from something but Kong just sits comfortably in his chair, nothing bothering him.

Suddenly Elisha Knight bursts into the dark lair

They’re here!

Elisha then opens the door and standing in the light is none other than Julian Doom and his monster, Slaughterhouse.

Elisha invites them in with a smile on her innocent face.

Kong Stands up, Chaos and Napalm instantly stand by his side.

Thank you for accepting my invitation Slaughterhouse.

Kong walks down the steps so he is standing next to the beast.

Julian Doom, however, practically hides behind his monster. Kong still has Mass Destruction stuck by his side like glue.

I’ve seen what you can do my friend. Your work impresses me greatly. NOW, I’m offering you something that you would be foolish to turn down. I’m offering a friendship to you in exchange for a small favour.


Kong then walks right up to Slaughterhouse so he is staring right into his dead eyes.

Slaughterhouse just tilts his head to show he is listening.

Julian Doom steps backwards away from Kong and Mass Destruction.

Elisha Knight quickly grabs him and covers his mouth preventing him from talking.

Slaughterhouse is too fixated on Kong’s offer to notice this.

I will help you out, my brother, when ever you need it. I can help you become normal again. I can rip this evil monster from within you. BUT! only if you do me this one thing… and that is to DESTROY the Hangover Kid tonight.

Just to make this clear. I WANT THAT LITTLE KID TO SUFFER LIKE HE HAS NEVER SUFFERED BEFORE!

I want to feel his warm blood on my hands; I want to watch as he prays to his God ABOVE to relieve his unbearable pain. I want him to realise that I was his God and this is his punishment for sinning me.

I’ll let you think It over….My friend.

See you tonight.

Elisha lets Julian go and he is about to speak but Kong cuts him off just by staring at him as he walks by with Mass Destruction at his side.

Slaughterhouse stands still, tilting his head one more time as if he is thinking about Kong’s offer.

[NLG]

As Slaughterhouse & Doom leave the Sin-dicate's sight, both men seem visibly affected by what has just transpired. Doom is clearly shaken, so shaken that he can't even bring himself to speak. He simply walks quickly, straightening his tie that was crumpled during the struggle. Slaughterhouse, on the other hand, seems to be buoyed by what he has heard. While there isn't exactly a spring in his step, he certainly is walking with conviction, as he and Doom make their way back to Doom's inner sanctum. And if he could talk, he'd be telling Doom that he'll destroy the Hangover Kid tonight, and that pathetic Giant Rousimoff too. But what he wouldn't be telling Doom, was that he was seriously thinking about Kong's proposal...

[RyanBow412]

Ryan and Water are playing poker again, not looking from their cards.

"So, we got a match against each other tonight."

"We do?"

"Yea. I asked Swift for a match and, lo and behold, she decides you against me."

"All right." Water throws his cards face up, revealing a 2,3,4,5, and 6 of Hearts. "Straight flush, bitch!"

Ryan chuckles and throws down a 7,8,9,10, and Jack of Hearts.

"Higher straight flush, bitch!"

Water stares at the cards in disbelief, mouth agape.

"What the hell is this [bleep]?"

[Devlin]

{Continuing ALT's promo}

Having snatched the microphone from "The German Wonder", VCW Hardcore Champion Chris Shawcross stares a hole right through him, and slowly raises the microphone to his mouth.

"Engelhorn, you talk a lot of rubbish, so let me straighten you out. You talk about being the better wrestler? You talk about being more experienced? Well, be that as it may, when it comes down to it at Jackpot 2, I don't have to be the better wrestler... I don't have to be more experienced than you. What matters is that, when it's all said and done... I'm the VCW Hardcore Champion because I know how to break a man in half."

Engelhorn sneers at Shawcross, and Shawcross steps closer to him.

"We all know from past encounters throughout the course of history whenever the Germans have gone toe-to-toe with Englishmen that, well... Germans always suck at fighting."

The fans cheer at this remark, and by now, Engelhorn is livid.

"Oh, and if you mention my personal life ever again... I'm going to kick your bleedin' arse. And just like your mates back in the War, you won't see it coming."

By now, Shawcross has dropped the microphone, and he and Engelhorn are stood toe-to-toe, grinding foreheads. Dazza steps forward to seperate the two, but is knocked out of the way, as out of nowhere, Tariq-al-Araz lands a blow to the back of Shawcross's head, knocking him down. Engelhorn and Dazza beat a hasty retreat, and the Hardcore Match is on.

[EELON]

Joe Patoni and his wife, Gina, are sitting in their own locker room when Veronica Truman walks in. She has an unusually big smile on her face as if she just thought of something very very funny.

At the sight of the Canadian, Gina quickly gets up.

"What are you doing here!"

"I've come to take your husband away."

"You little..."

But Gina is stopped by Joe, and Veronica continues.

"Our match is next. Are you going to sit there with..."

Her smile returns as she continues.

"...that, all night? I have a match to win. Don't screw up!"

But Gina and Joe are now standing up, angrily staring at Veronica.

"I was going to say the same thing. And if you say one more word about Gina, or anything else, I'm gonna... arrgh, lets go!"

[Roy]

The scene opens to Lucas Wright standing side by side with “The evil Scotsman” Rob Wallace. He isn’t in his usual Suit this evening, tonight; he has his wrestling gear on.

Pacing behind him is the No1 contender to the VCW Heavyweight Championship, Scott Starnes. He paces anxiously behind Wallace, sweat drips from his face which is covered by the Starnesland flag draping over his head.

You have tae relax Scotty Boy, we’ll get oor hands own them soon enough lad. Yae see this is another great example of Scott Starnes being held back in this bloody company. For some unknown reason Samantha Swift had a very dim light bulb go aff in her heed and the stupid lassie thought it would be a great idea tae add Dazza “ The peasant”, I think he calls himself, tae the mainevent at the PPV and make it a 3way for the Championship. EVEN though that useless BASTARD has done nothing tae earn a shot at Scott’s title.

Lucas, your Swifts wee lap dug, why is he getting a title shot?

I don’t know Rob

Awk! yur as useless as you are ugly.

Dazza used tae be something. He used tae be the most popular wrestler and the most popular Champion of some fallen company that naebody ever cared aboot in the first place. I canny even remember the name of the place. Then he thought we would be all high and mighty and come over tae VCW and make a name fur himself here. But he hasn’t! I beat him in his first match here and Scott’s beat him so many times av lost count. He is not a success here so Swift wanted tae save her investment and pitied the poor man enough that she just gives him a title shot because he isn’t good enough to earn one in the old fashioned way, by fighting!

You came to the wrong Kingdom Dazza!

Your old Kingdom collapsed because people realised that you are not, nor will ever be, a KING!

Scott interrupts.

You’re in my Kingdom now boy. YOU’RE IN MY LAND! YOU’RE IN STARNESLAND!!!

You will bow to me tonight.

Wallace cuts back in.

And don’t think we’ve forgotten aboot you Daniel. How you can even look at yourself in the mirror in the morning is a mystery tae me. You cheated Scott out of winning the VCW title because you couldny handle the fact that he is simply a better wrestler than you! He was killing you in that ring and you couldn’t hack it so yae cheated like a wee lassie.

Know what I think, I think you begged Swift tae make this a 3way because yur scared tae step back intae the ring with Scott Starnes because deep down you know that he will beat YOU!

Well tonight not only will you be in the ring with the man that will take your Championship at the PPV, tonight you will be in the ring with ME and I’ll be making sure that the arm you used to low blow Scott with the last time you fought is snapped in half.

Scott grabs the mic from Lucas and peers into the lens. Only half his face can be seen but it’s enough to show the obvious anger and frustration he feels

Your time is running out Diamondeye, you’re trespassing on my land and it’s only a matter of time before you’re hunted down.

Wallace and Starnes storm off.

[Vertigolowe]

Water ~VS~ Ryan Bowdridge

"Ryan starts off with a series of knee lifts."

"Ryan asked for a match and he got one against his buddy Water."

"He follows up with a bow and arrow lock."

"Water comes back with a headbutt."

"They've had great success as a tag team, maybe this match can get them started back on their singles careers."

"He hits a backbreaker to keep his momentum."

"Bowdridge comes back with a sambo suplex."

"He keeps it up with a powerslam!"

"Ryan hops up top."

"He hits a guillotine leg drop!"

"Half nelson suplex!"

"Bowdrdige is stringing it together now!"

"He hits a rolling arm drag!"

"Ryan sets him up on top!"

"Death valley driver from the top!"

"Ryan wins!"

Here is your winner,

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[Vertigolowe]

EFF Dash ~VS~ Fromunda

"Fromunda starts off with a belly to back suplex."

"This is the third match of their best of five series."

"Dash comes back with a side suplex of his own."

"The good doctor hits a knee lift."

"Each man holds one victory, so the winner of this match would only need one more win to take the series."

"He follows up with a rin-ne."

"Dash hits the running bulldog."

"He's got himself in control of the match now!"

"Fromunda stops him cold with a right hand though."

"Flipping dropkick to the face."

"The big man is getting something together now."

"He hits springboard moonsault and Dash is in trouble!"

"Fromunda pulls him up and grabs an arm."

"He hits the 'Munda Slam!"

"He gets the win!"

Here is your winner,

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[Vertigolowe]

Kong & Slaughterhouse ~VS~ Giant Rousimoff & The Hangover Kid

"Kong starts off with a standing clothesline."

"Rousi is looking for a chance to get his hands on Slaughterhouse before Jackpot Saturday, but Kong would have to let him have a shot first."

"Rousi comes back with a clubbing blow to the back."

"Kong powers up Rousi for a scoop slam!"

"That was a great display of power!"

"Rousi gives a display of his own by flipping Kong over out of the piledriver!"

"The Kid and Slaughterhouse hit the ring and the Masked Monster hits Rousi with a samoan drop!"

"THK and Kong start brawling, they will meet on Saturday at Jackpot!"

"THK gets the better of him with a backbreaker!"

"Kong comes back to lock in rear naked choke."

"Slaughterhosue hits the belly to back suplex on Rousi!"

"The Hangover Kid comes back with the double arm DDT on Kong!"

"Slaughterhouse has THK on the outside!"

"He hits him with the pump handle slam on the floor!"

"Kong hops to the second rope."

"He hits the flipping neckbreaker!"

"Kong pins him!"

Here are your winners,

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