Longshot (January 9, 2008)

[Vertigolowe]

January 9, 2008

Card is subject to change.

THIS WEEK

Number One Contenders
VCW Tag Team Championship
Stacked Deck ~VS~ Mass Destruction

Hardcore Match
Gigante Fujima ~VS~ "The Sadist" Tariq al-Araz

Brian Dego ~VS~ The Hangover Kid

Jenn Wolf ~VS~ "Beautiful" Brooke Sage

"The Golden Boy" Steve Golden ~VS~ Fromunda

Kevin Cage ~VS~ The Cureman

Slaughterhouse ~VS~ "The Kid From Portugal" Alex Pires

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ Rob Wallace

Paranoid ~VS~ Aaron Fenris

[Vertigolowe]

The Arena

"Woman" by Wolfmother blasts through the arena. The VCW Women's Champion, Jenn Wolf makes her way out into the arena. Jenn spins around and wiggles her butt for the camera, which causes the male fans in attendance to erupt in cheers.

Jenn slides into the ring and hold up her title for everyone to see as she poses on the second turnbuckle. The music dies down and she grabs a mic.

"How's everyone feeling tonight Las Vegas? The crowd pops "New Year's Eve was quite a night for VCW. First of all I'd like everyone to give a good round of applause to Jade Emira. She gave me everything I could handle in our match, and I know that a re-match can't be too far off." The crowd again complies and gives a nice ovation for Jade's effort at Sin City Showdown.

"Next I want to send out some love to EFF Dash. My favorite guy to play doctor with was the runner up for the second time in three Sin City Epics. It's too bad, since he was easily more deserving than that egomaniac Vertigo."


"Heaven's a Lie" by Lacuna Coil comes on the speakers. Jenn looks toward the entryway with a look of extreme irritation. "Beautiful" Brooke Sage steps out from behind the curtain and puts her hands on her hips. With a sneer, she scans the crowd for a moment as they boo her mercilessly.

"Deserving? You think Dash was more deserving than Vertigo? I didn't realize that you really were just a dumb blond."

The crowd again boos while Brooke steps into the ring. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were retired grandma." The crowd lets out an "oh". "Maybe you need to start looking at reality. You were only as successful as you were in wrestling because of your husband. It's pretty easy to get yourself title matches and powder-puff opponents when your married to the guy making the matches."

"So I guess that explains why you made your mark here with Dash in charge."

The crowd again lets out an 'oh' "It doesn't matter how I got started. I beat your ass, and I beat your girlfriend for this title. I'm sick of hearing your damn voice, and I'm sick of the crap you think is interesting. Why don't you step your ass into the ring tonight and get it beat."

"You want a match with me Jenn? I want a shot at that title if I beat you then!"

"You're on bitch!"

Jenn slaps her across the face. Brooke staggers for a moment in shock then charges The Women' Champion. The two are tangled together as a ref slides into the ring and calls for the bell.

[Chris]

{Right before the Hardcore Match between Fujima and al-Araz}

In the backstage area, several people are running around to get the show going. The Backwater Boys are talking with each other, trying to determine what they are going to eat after the show (Hey, howsabout we ett some of thet tasty roadkill we sar on th' streets?). Suddenly, a door swings open, and out steps the hardcore maniac himself, Gigante Fujima, who returned at the Sin City Epic, eliminating Jeremy Tolliver and Damion from the match. Now, he's searching for Tolliver, to get revenge on what he did to him. And, to no ones surprise, he's pissed as hell.

"Where is he?"

He storms to wards Jebediah, who looks shocked as the former VCW Heavyweight Champion grabs him by the collar and asks the question again:

"Where the hell is he? Answer me you redneck punk!"

"Who? ah have no idea who yer talkin' about?"

"Tolliver and his crew. Where are they?"

But before Jebediah can answer, we hear Fujima's entrance theme blaring from the speakers. He has a match scheduled for tonight against Tariq al-Araz. A Hardcore Match, to be exact. Fujima lets out a quiet snarl, and drops Jebediah to the floor. Then, he makes his way to the ring to get this over with. Well, maybe it's not so bad as he thinks it is. He sure has to blow off some steam before he seriously hurts someone.

Or, he just tests out some new ways to seriously hurt someone..........

[Roy]

Rob Wallace is in the backstage area with Lucas Wright. Wallace appears anxious about something as he keeps moving around.

Lucas is about to talk into his mic when suddenly Rob grabs it off him and pushes him away.

Git away fae me wee boy before I snap you in half.

So Vertigo gets a shot at the Championship, once again another VCW “superstar”, that doesn’t deserve the opportunity, gets the shot that Scott Starnes is rightfully entitled tae. It started with Dazza and noo you have another golden boy in Vertigo.

What! a “King” isny good enough for you Swift?

You need another man?

You really are a dirty whore.

Wallace then stares directly into the lens

I will warn you noo Vertigo, that Championship belongs to us and we won’t stop until we get it back and if that means I have tae go through you to get it, then so be it.

Tonight I go up against a former Champion, and I use the term very loosely, Daniel Diamondeye.

I think the last time I saw you Daniel, you were lying in the middle of the ring crying as Scot Starnes stood above you holding the VCW Championship that you lost to him.

Well, tonight I will finish the Job Scott started; I will put you out of VCW forever.

Tonight is the beginning of Scott and myself reclaiming OUR gold.

Wallace walks off to get ready for his match as we see Lucas Wright lifting his mic from the ground.

[Rystar]

After the commercials, the cameraman and Lucas Wright are circulating the backstage halls, searching for someone to interview. After a little while, Lucas encounters a fast paced Alex Pires holding a bat and he attempts to get a few words from him

Mr. Pires, Mr. Pires! You're finally back on Longshot. How do you feel? And what are you gonna do about Slaught-...

Where is him! Where is that fat piece of masked crap?!

Lucas just points to the Boiler room doors and Pires walks to them. It's locked, so Pires goes with the old-fashioned way of opening doors. A nice big kick! The door falls and proceeds, still holding the bat. He looks around but nothing, then, he hears something, and he follows the sound, only to get a big boot to the face by Slaughterhouse! Doom, who is right next to SH, maniacally laughs at Pires. One thing that they didn't notice is that Pires was still holding the bat, and as soon as he got up... bam! a Bat to the gut for both! Pires was about to finalize Doom with a punch to the face, but
Slaughterhouse Clotheslined him. A referee comes in and declares a Boiler Room Brawl!

{SH vs. Pires here}

[Roy]

The scene opens to "The divine Advocate" Kong sitting on his throne in the middle of the boiler room. His head sits peacefully on his hand. beside him is the dirt stained shovel he used to dig THK's grave. Slowly he lifts his head to look into the camera.

Less than a month away...

Less than a month away you people will witness a burial, the burial of the Hangover Kid.

The grave has been prepared, the only thing missing... is the body.

at Wheel of Fate I will face of against The Hangover Kid for the last time.

Something has to give in this war and it will happen at Wheel of Fate.

However, I have added one last stipulation. I believe it's called a Hair vs Hair match.

See Kid, it may seem strange but when I lost my hair some time ago something inside me changed.

Losing your dignity like that in front of thousands of people does something to you. It embarrassed me and left me depressed. I didn't want to show my face again.

Then something happened....

I found our Master.

Our God!

something as simple as losing your hair can change a man forever.

and I hope that is what happens with you.

Either you will find our Master again and be back by my side

or...

you won't, and be buried...forever!


Kong stands up and lifts the shovel beside him and walks down the stairs, he holds it up to his face and just stairs at it.


I hope you make the right decision...My brother.

Kong slowly puts the shovel down and from the shadows behind him Mass Destruction slowly emerge.

Tonight you will see my pets take the first step in re-claiming the VCW Tag Team Championships.

They're hungry

and i've gave them orders to feed

Kong walks away leaving MD staring into the camera.

[Roy]

The scene opens to Lucas Wright running down the hall. He looks back shouting at the cameraman who's struggling with his heavy equipment.

Hurry up! HURRY UP!

There's something big going on and we're missing it

What's going on?

I don't know, I just got an anonymous phone call telling telling me to go to a lockeroom at the end of the building. Hurry up!

I'm coming!

Finally Lucas stops at the last door at the end of the building.

He bends over, panting and trying to get his breath back.The cameraman does the same.

This must be it.

Lucas knocks on the door.

Nothing happens

He knocks on the door again

Again nothing happens

Eventually he reaches the handle and opens it himself.

the door squeaks open as the hinges are rusty and this room hasn't been used for some time. By now Lucas is a bit nervous as to what he may find inside.

He peaks his head in a little.

Oh my God!!!

he swings the door open so the camera can see inside. It's a spectacle.

The room is sparkling with pink and purple glitter, feather boa's lie all around the floor, there's a huge purple couch in the corner of the room with some worrying leather bondage outfit resting on it. Taking up most of the room is a huge mirror with light bulbs bordered around it. Make up is scattered on the surface.

Oh God!! it can't be...

Heeeelloooo my Daaarling!!!

Lucas shudders at the sound of that screeching voice.

He gets his bum pinched which wakes him up and makes him quickly turn round.

But...but you were..gone

Well I'm back BABY!!

"Fabulous" Dan Francisco is Baaaack!

Ohhh it's great to see you my little sweety pie

Lucas is hugged and lifted straight off the ground by the furry bear that is Dan.

Dan you're crushing me

Oh! sorry baby

You sit there sweet cheeks

Dan drops Lucas on the couch in the middle of his bondage gear.

Lucas picks up something he lands on; a huge pair of Dan's underwear.

AAAAHHHHH!

He throws them away and jumps up.

Disgusting! I'll stand Dan thanks

How did you get your Job back

Dan begins to do stretches in his underwear, touching his hands to his toes with his big ass pointed in Lucas' direction.

Well as you know darlinggg I had some problems. I was an alcoholic, a fabulous alcoholic right enough.

It took over my life and made me turn on my friends and do things I wouldn't usually do darling, which isn't much by the way, Ha!

BUT NOW!! I'm sober and back on track. I mean look how Fabulous I look now. I tell you if I wasn't me I would be dating me.

I have people I need to talk to but I thought I would let you, you sexy little man, be the first to know..

...that "FABULOUS" DAN FRANCISCO is back!!

Dan then jumps on Lucas and starts giving him kisses.The cameraman backs out of the room quietly to the terrified screams of Lucas.

HAHAHAHA!, Fabulous!

[Devlin]

Just before the commercial break, the second X video plays once again...

Click Here to Play

[Vertigolowe]

Locker Room

The 'X' video finishes playing on a small tv screen. The camera pans up to Vertigo. He is in his jeans a Brooke Sage t-shirt (reading "Submit to Me" on the back) and has has a hand up under his chin as he watches the tv. He turns slowly toward the camera.

"Who is this 'X'? Is X-O-Matic getting ready for a solo run? Do you think he's deserving of that? Do you think it matters? No. It doesn't. Tonight I've watched Jenn Wolf call me undeserving. Jenn, your boyfriend couldn't hold a candle to me. Your girlfriend? Well... maybe.

"Rob Wallace called me undeserving. Rob, your boyfriend ran off with his tail between his legs after Dazza beat him. See if you can resurrect your career and then talk to me.

"Do you know what makes me deserving? Results. I WON the Sin City Epic. I've earned a title shot. Dazza is great at what he does, when he has time to prepare. That's why my shot will take place in two weeks, on January 19th at the Second Annual Wheel of Fate. I have a wide array of offensive and defensive skills. I can compete in any type of match a moment's notice.

"So Dazza, don't worry about who's deserving and who isn't. Leave that to the peasants. Just try and get ready for anything. Because I'm gonna hit you with everything. That title is mine."


Vertigo looks into the camera as we go to commercial.

[Devlin]

When Longshot returns from the commercials, we see Vertigo walking down the corridor following his promo. However, he is soon stopped in his tracks, as in front of him steps his tag team partner, "The Risen Dragon" Luke Devlin, poker-faced and presently silent.

"I thought it was your night off", Vertigo says first, quietly.

"Odd, I thought the same for you." Devlin scratches his head for a second, pausing and looking down at his feet, but then he seems to remember something. "Oh, yes, congratulations at winning the Epic. So now you're the number one contender for the VCW Heavyweight Championship. How wonderful."

"Spare me the theatrics, Devlin", Vertigo snaps. "You've been skulking around here for weeks not saying anything to me. We're supposed to be partners- what happened to that?"

"Vertigo my friend, I've been otherwise preocuppied with Andy Montoya. It seems he has something of mine."

"Yeah, that's right", Vertigo snorts. "Even more so now, since he beat you at the Sin City Showdown."

"Ahh, a minor technicality," Devlin says, laughing slightly, a smug grin twisting the corner of his mouth. "But, my friend, I'm a practioner of 'eye for an eye', and last I checked, Mr. Montoya isn't here tonight, bearing in mind the beatdown I gave him following our abortion of a match. Believe me, I'm not finished with him just yet."

"We're partners for a reason, Devlin," Vertigo pipes up, looking his partner in the eye. "Just bear that in mind. You scratch my back, I scratch yours."

"I wouldn't have it any other way, Vertigo." With that, Devlin pats Vertigo on the shoulder, and proceeds to head off down to corridor, leaving Vertigo to stare after him.

[Chris]

The camera fades into the interview lounge, where Lucas Wright is standing in front of a big VCW Chip symbol. He has his trusty microphone in his hands, and when he notices that the camera is on, he starts to speak:

"Ladies and gentlemen, the third Sin City Epic was as the name says truly epic. It saw many great debuts and returns. One of the biggest returns was made by my guest for tonight, 'The Golden Boy' Steve Golden."

The camera shifts to the right to get a better look on the smiling "Golden Boy", the first CPW Juniorweight Champion in history. The crowd let out a huge cheer when they saw Golden on the titantron, and Steve acknowledges it with a big smile.

"Thanks for the introduction Lucas. It feels great to be back."

"Golden, after your return at the Sin City Epic, many people wondered why you decided to come back. You are a accomplished star in this business, and one of the richest too. What could you possibly have left to prove?"

Golden gives himself a few seconds to think about his answer. Then, he says this, now more serious then before:

"This is a good question Lucas. A good question indeed. I think it's because I missed the competition. You know, have your adrenaline pumping, your heart racing and your senses spinning, just for the sake of entertaining the crowd, who paid good money to see you perform you in the ring. But there's something even more important then that. Do you see this Lucas?"

He points to his waist, as a confused Lucas Wright looks at him.

"Tell me, what do you see here Lucas?"

"To be honest with you Golden, I don't see anything there."

Suddenly, Golden snaps his fingers like he just had an idea and points to Lucas with his finger.

"Exactly. Something is missing from this fine waist of mine. And that is a championship. A nice, shiny title belt."

"So, does that mean that you will go after the VCW Juniorweight Title?"

"Yes indeed Lucas. Sooner or later this belt will be mine, and an GOLDEN era will begin."

Again, this big, cocky grin appears on Golden's face, as Wright continues.

"That are some interesting news Golden. Any words for your opponent for tonight, Fromunda?"

Now, Steve turns towards the camera, and looks directly into the camera view. The next words will be directly for Fromunda, and Golden wants to make sure that he gets a good look on him before he will beat him in the ring:

"Fromunda, I remember you from CPW. What happened? Why are you wearing that fat suit again? Anyway, you were a very big pain in the ass back in the day and I know that you actually beat me a couple of times. But tonight, you have to deal with a more focused and even more determined 'Golden Boy' then you faced in the past. You are the first obstacle in my way to become the VCW Juniorweight, and I gonna make sure to move you out of the way. And that idea, my friend, is GOLDEN!"

And with that, Golden walks out of the camera view, leaving Lucas Wright to stare after him as the scene fades to black.

[Vertigolowe]

RESULTS

January 9, 2008




Gigante Fujima ~VS~ "The Sadist" Tariq al-Araz

Fujima made his return to Longshot and promtly disposed of Tariq in under thirty seconds with the Gigante Neck Drop.

0:25 - Gigante Fujima defeated Tariq al-Araz

Paranoid ~VS~ Aaron Fenris

The two heavyweights slugged it for the majority of this match. Fenris managed to lock in The Jaws of Defeat, but Paranoid broke free and hit the TKO to score the victory in his Longshot debut.

3:09 - Paranoid defeated Aaron Fenris

Brian Dego ~VS~ The Hangover Kid

This Juniorweight match-up was fast-paced and competive. Then Kong ran in and proceeded to viciously assault THK, promting the referee to call for the bell.

2:01 - The Hangover Kid defeated Brian Dego by DQ.

Backstage Brawl
Slaughterhouse ~VS~ "The Kid From Portugal" Alex Pires

Seeking a measure of revenge against the man who put him on the shelf months ago, Pires kick-started this match backstage. Slaughterhosue appeared to have the upper hand, but then Chris Shawcross interfered. The match degenerated into an all-out brawl, causing the match to be declared a no-contest.

3:31 - Slaughterhouse & Alex Pires fought to a No-Contest in a Backstage Brawl.

"The Golden Boy" Steve Golden ~VS~ Fromunda

The two former CPW rivals went head to head in this match-up. Fromunda pulled off the 'Munda Slam but Steve kicked out. Golden managed to pull off the Spinning Golden Bomb and picke dup the win.

4:32 - Steve Golden defeated Fromunda

Jenn Wolf ~VS~ "Beautiful" Brooke Sage

The VCW Women's Champion had her hands full with Brooke's attacks targeting her arm. Jenn managed to mount a comeback and score the quick win with the Wolf Driver. She was rewarded by being hit from behind by Veronica Truman. Brooke and Veronica laid a beat-down on Jenn until Jade Emira ran in with a steel chair to make the save.

5:03 - Jenn Wolf defeated Brooke Sage

Kevin Cage ~VS~ The Cureman

Kevin had his first opportunity for revenge against the man who he brought into VCW to help combat The Coven. The Cureman decided he was better off on his own. Both men engaged in a brutal contest. The Edge of Sanity from THe Cureman brought an end to this brutal match-up.

11:42 - The Cureman defeated Kevin Cage

Number One Contenders
VCW Tag Team Championship
Mass Destruction ~VS~ Stacked Deck

Chaos and Napalm used their size advantage over Scotty Long to maintain control of the match. Blackjack came in and took control briefly, but Mass Destruction managed to hit him with a double-team powerbomb to secure the victory and their title shot.

7:47 - Mass Destruction defeated Stacked Deck

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ Rob Wallace

Wallace used his usual style of submission-based wrestling in this match. He even managed to lock in Longshank's Torture. Samantha Swift made her way to ringside, providing all the distraction necessary to the man who's questioned her "honor". Daniel hit a stiff Diamond Hammer to secure the victory. Wallace was still in the ring holding his neck as the show went off the air.

4:05 - Daniel Diamondeye defeated Rob Wallace