Post by Juan Hefe on Aug 31, 2006 13:24:27 GMT -5
Bill Dallas is pacing outside VCW Headquarters, waiting for a security guard (or anybody for that matter) to come out and let him in. Impatient as always, he runs up to the glass door (which is locked) and knocks on it violently.
"HEY MAN!! LET ME IN!!! THE PAIN TRAIN HATES WAITING!!! WOO WOO!!!"
Finally, after an interminable 2 minute wait, the intercom beside the door buzzes.
"Do you have an appointment sir?"
"The Pain Train" looks at the intercom in disgust and slams a hand beside it.
"APPOINTMENT?!? THE PAIN TRAIN DOESN'T MAKE APPOINTMENTS FOO'!!! HE JUST SHOWS UP AND BAM!!! MEETING!!!!"
The security guard attempts to reason with the man known as "The Pain Train" with very predictable results...
"Sir, we here at VCW have a very formalized way of doing things and..."
Unable to contain his impatience any longer, "The Pain Train" snaps into action, ripping the intercom from the wall and smashing it to the ground.
"FORMALIZE THIS!!! WOO WOO!!! PAIN TRAIN!!! PAIN TRAIN!!!!"
With the intercom thoroughly destroyed, "The Pain Train" starts running around in circles, imitating a train until finally, two serious looking security guards emerge from VCW Headquarters. The bigger one of the two approaches "The Pain Train" and attempts to calm him down.
"Sir, please calm down. You've just destroyed valuable VCW property, and we've alerted the police."
"The Pain Train" stops running around and gets in the bigger security guards face. His voice is deadly serious and for a wonder, it is spoken at a normal volume.
"The Pain Train doesn't deal with the Police. That is for normal sheep who need some semblance of order in their chaotic lives. Now step aside son, The Pain Train's got a meeting with Samantha Swift."
As "The Pain Train" attempts to walk towards the glass door, both security guards put out an arm and block his passage.
"Sorry sir, we can't let you do that."
"The Pain Train" gives both security guards an appraising glance and appears to back away before exploding into motion. The former football linebacker rushes forward and knocks both men down with a thunderous double lariat. Without stopping, "The Pain Train" rushes the front door and slams into it, thus propelling the third security guard (who was attempting to shut the door) violently to the ground.
"PAIN TRAIN!!! PAIN TRAIN!!! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN!!! WOO WOO!!!"
Finally inside the building, "The Pain Train" settles his breathing and calms his raging heart beat. Adjusting his cufflinks, he walks over to the directory on the security desk, looks up Samantha Swift's extension and dials it up.
"Mrs. Swift, your 4 o'clock is here to see you."
"HEY MAN!! LET ME IN!!! THE PAIN TRAIN HATES WAITING!!! WOO WOO!!!"
Finally, after an interminable 2 minute wait, the intercom beside the door buzzes.
"Do you have an appointment sir?"
"The Pain Train" looks at the intercom in disgust and slams a hand beside it.
"APPOINTMENT?!? THE PAIN TRAIN DOESN'T MAKE APPOINTMENTS FOO'!!! HE JUST SHOWS UP AND BAM!!! MEETING!!!!"
The security guard attempts to reason with the man known as "The Pain Train" with very predictable results...
"Sir, we here at VCW have a very formalized way of doing things and..."
Unable to contain his impatience any longer, "The Pain Train" snaps into action, ripping the intercom from the wall and smashing it to the ground.
"FORMALIZE THIS!!! WOO WOO!!! PAIN TRAIN!!! PAIN TRAIN!!!!"
With the intercom thoroughly destroyed, "The Pain Train" starts running around in circles, imitating a train until finally, two serious looking security guards emerge from VCW Headquarters. The bigger one of the two approaches "The Pain Train" and attempts to calm him down.
"Sir, please calm down. You've just destroyed valuable VCW property, and we've alerted the police."
"The Pain Train" stops running around and gets in the bigger security guards face. His voice is deadly serious and for a wonder, it is spoken at a normal volume.
"The Pain Train doesn't deal with the Police. That is for normal sheep who need some semblance of order in their chaotic lives. Now step aside son, The Pain Train's got a meeting with Samantha Swift."
As "The Pain Train" attempts to walk towards the glass door, both security guards put out an arm and block his passage.
"Sorry sir, we can't let you do that."
"The Pain Train" gives both security guards an appraising glance and appears to back away before exploding into motion. The former football linebacker rushes forward and knocks both men down with a thunderous double lariat. Without stopping, "The Pain Train" rushes the front door and slams into it, thus propelling the third security guard (who was attempting to shut the door) violently to the ground.
"PAIN TRAIN!!! PAIN TRAIN!!! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN!!! WOO WOO!!!"
Finally inside the building, "The Pain Train" settles his breathing and calms his raging heart beat. Adjusting his cufflinks, he walks over to the directory on the security desk, looks up Samantha Swift's extension and dials it up.
"Mrs. Swift, your 4 o'clock is here to see you."