VCW Company Christmas Party

[Vertigolowe]

As employees of Vegas Championship Wrestling, you are all cordially invited to a celebration of the holidays. Samantha Swift will be on hand with Santa Rousi-Clause to distribute presents at the end of the night.[/i]


OOC - Go nuts with this people.

[Dazza]

(OOC: we plan to. ;D )

After the last show had gone off the air, the cameramen were already heading backstage to where all the superstars were yelling and screaming like the place was being invaded by the Spice Girls...

One of the cameras was on its way to the locker-room of the new VCW Heavyweight Champion, His Majesty, 'The King', the former 2 time CPW Champion and he's-- well, you know... 'that Dazza guy'...

We now see inside his locker-room, where loud music is flowing from the speakers of the television, and where Dazza and his mistress, Hennessy, are standing in front of it, and in their hands are two white guitar-shaped controllers. Sitting on their couch are the two men that the console (the Wii) was borrowed from: Dash and Fromunda, who had just freshened up from their latest match together.

The song finishes and Dazza lets out a yelp of excitement as the words "YOU ROCK!!" appear on the screen.

You've had your fun, Mr. Champion... Now it's MY turn!

Oh please... Not Pat Benatar again... You know it's too hard for you.

Would you rather play Two-Player?... Didn't think so. Because you could never "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"!

With that, Henn loads the exact same song she just mentioned- on EASY mode.. Dazza chuckles and tries to hold back his laughter because he knows she's terrible at the game.

Henn appears to be doing alright for a lady who never plays games, but all that changes however, when the very simple solo approaches and she goes into an excited frenzy and ends up failing the song!

Dazza falls over in a fit of hysterical laughter and Henn screams louder than a banshee would, as she throws the guitar right into Dash's groin and he doubles over in shock. 'munda just laughs at him.

Henn then starts directing her shouting at Dazza, who tries very unconvincingly to stop laughing.

Why do you laugh at me EVERY TIME I fail that song?? WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES IT FUNNY, DAZZA?? I'M NOT AN EXPERT LIKE YOU, STOP INSULTING ME LIKE THIS!

Hennessy begins to cry as Dazza's laughter stops entirely in an instant and is overcome with guilt.

Because it's on Easy... and you always fail at that one spot... why don't you play Hard or Expert? Then you CAN go all-out on the solo..

Henn wipes her tears away and bellows like a huge bear

BECAUSE I NEVER PLAY THIS STUPID GAME AND I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND I'M SICK OF YOU LAUGHING AT ME!

'The King' sighs and goes to put his arms around her, but she pushes him away and continues to sulk. He tries again, but she goes to leave the room and he pulls her back into his strong embrace -preventing her to escape.

I know you can't stand losing, Henn... but instead of turning into a swirling tempest, why not just put the controller down and have a break?... I used to be like that too, but I've learned to just turn it off and calm down...

Henn continues to struggle unsuccessfully in his tight grip.

This is not the time to act like a child, Henn... I know this not the real you; don't let your emotions take over your mind... this is the time for smiling and laughter, not screaming and tantrums... Oh by the way, you could just play in Practice Mode......

Fromunda points and laughs stupidly at Hennessy, who just realized she could've done that herself..

Suddenly, the camera moves to the door, where a masked stranger had just entered the room with a silent presence...

The green and black clad masked man walks in and picks up the guitar like it was his turn next.

"MAH TURN MY TURNNNNN!!!!11" 'munda blurts out, and Dash stares at the man who has Mr. Game & Watch on his back, while Dazza let's Henn leave and notices the new player...

TBC by Devlin

[Devlin]

(Continued)

KEY

Dazza
Eff Dash
Fromunda

Masked face, green and black attire with Mr. Game & Watch on the pants? It could only be... CPW's own...

Player 1!

As Fromunda leans out of his seat in order to grab the Guitar Hero III controller, Player 1 barges into him, knocking 'Munda sideways onto the floor. As 'Munda mumbles to himself off camera, Player 1 slips the guitar strap over his shoulder. Dazza, looking thoroughly disgusted, steps in front of Player 1.

"Erm, excuse me-" The VCW Heavyweight Champion begins, but is cut off, as Player 1 gets right in The King's face and stares a hole through him. Dazza flinches away and proceeds to take a seat next to Eff Dash, whom is scratching his head in a puzzled fashion.

"Who the hell invited him?" Dazza whispers to Dash. "He doesn't even work for VCW!"

"Dazza, m'boy", Dash begins casually. "I don't think he gives a sh*t."

The two watch as Player 1 toggles through the Guitar Hero III menus, through all the different track lists, and then begins to flick through the bonus songs...

"She Bangs the Drums" – The Stone Roses

...


"Take This Life" – In Flames

...


"The Way It Ends" – Prototype

...

>>"Through the Fire and Flames" – DragonForce <<

Player 1's cursor rests upon the DragonForce song... and selects it... on EXPERT level.


"You've gotta be kidding me, right?!" Dazza hisses at Dash, who himself is staring wide eyed at Player 1's bold selection.

Player 1 stares at the screen intensely, eagerly awaiting the first note, drawing ever closer, closer...

*HONK*

*SCREECH*

*SQUEAL*

*CLUNK*

Every note Player 1 misses is greeted by a screech of guitar strings or the clunk of a missed note... and Player 1 hasn't hit a note yet. In fact, it isn't long before the digitized crowd begins booing him, and across the screen in big letters it says...

SONG FAILED

Player 1 stops stock still in front of the television for several seconds, and then comes a sound not unlike that of a whistling kettle, as Player 1 begins to inwardly scream from under his mask. He then swings the guitar off his shoulder, grabs it by the neck, and proceeds to smash it over his skull, shattering the plastic axe everywhere. Once this has taken place, Player 1's screaming ceases, and he leaves the room in a calm fashion, leaving Dazza and Dash to stare after him.



"MAH TURN!!!"

Just then, Fromunda walks into view of the camera, plugs in the second controller, and hits Restart, beginning the DragonForce song himself!

"Oh what..." Dash moans, watching Fromunda attempt what even Player 1 could not do.

However, the blue-haired retard is on fire, hitting every single note, his face screwed up with concentration, his tongue lolling out of his mouth in comedic fashion as the scene fades out.

[Rystar]

After that gaming session, the camera fades into a big party room with lined buffet tables, round tables with chairs and a big wrestling ring in the middle with a Christmas tree in it. There is also a big Santa Chair in front of the tree, probably for Santa-Rousi Clause. You can hear Christmas songs and some people talking, but not many. There are still lots of people to come, but the first ones to arrive were the O-Matics.



Awesome, we got here early!

Good thing too. we can choose where we want to sit.

The O-Matics take a seat, near the big ring. Someone enters the room and it's.......


tbc by someone

OOC: 123 posts

[Rystar]

(OOC: Apparently this topic is a failure)