Post by Roy on Mar 22, 2007 15:08:05 GMT -5
In a small grey room, almost like a school classroom, sits a group of people all in a circle together. In the middle stands a woman dressed in old but smart clothes like a granny would wear to sunday service. She turns to the clean bord behind her and writes;
WELCOME TO ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.
Hello my name is Susan and I am here to help you with your sickness towards Alcohol. Welcome everybody. Ok, the first thing I want to do is go round everybody and allow you to introduce yourselves and tell us a little about you. Lets start with you sir...
The man next to Susan stares at her with a frightened look. He is a pale middle aged man who looks very tired with his life.
hello. My name is Bill and I'm an Alcoholic
Everybody - Hi bill
I've been an Alcoholic for the past 15years. I began drinking heavily when my wife left me a long time ago and took my children away from me. I'm here today to get my life and more importantly my children back. Thank you!
Susan starts to clap and shortly everybody joins in. As the brief clap dies down Susan continues.
Thanks Bill! well done you can sit back down now. Lets move on to you..
Next to Bill is a young pretty lady who you wouldn't guess to be an alcoholic.
hello my name is Tanya, I'm 23 years old and Ive been an Alcoholic for 2 years now. I began drinking at clubs and with my friends but it escalated every time I went out. Now I'm pregnant and I'm here to help me and my baby. Thanx.
Tanya sits back down as everybody claps again.
thank you Tanya and you and your baby will get the help you need. Lets take you next.......Sir?
The man next to Tanya then stands up, he is twice the size of anybody else in the room. He is sparkling from head to toe in clothing and looks out of place compared to everything else in the room.
HELLLLLOO DARRRRLINGSSS! My name is Dan Francisco, "FABULOUS" Dan Francisco and I am addicted to one thing and one thing only darlingss.....MEN! and I have come here to find the man of my dreams!I was told by my boss that this is the place to be to find lovely Gay men. But sweeties I must say that none of you look my type. The nicest one here is you Bill, but Lovely you look sooo sad. Not to worry Big Dan will sort that right out. Excuse me Sir, Excuse me!
Dan is now pointing to Susan
Me?
YES Sweety you. Where did you get that plastic surgery done because my lovely I would go back for a refund you can totally still tell your a man. And why does it say Alcoholics Anonymous on the board?
Sir! this is Alcoholics Anonymous!
Dan jaw almost drops to the floor
Damn thats twice in one week Samantha has tricked me with the same story.
Dan starts to move away from his seat
OK Darlingsss I must love you and leave you now. I have a date soon.
Dan now quickly heads for the doors to leave but is stopped by 4 security men.
NOOOOOOOO! Let me out! NOOOO, someone phone Lyptus. Let go of me MR......Hey I know you!....Didn't I kiss you?......NOOOOOO Let me GO!
Dan is dragged back to his seat to continue the session.
WELCOME TO ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS.
Hello my name is Susan and I am here to help you with your sickness towards Alcohol. Welcome everybody. Ok, the first thing I want to do is go round everybody and allow you to introduce yourselves and tell us a little about you. Lets start with you sir...
The man next to Susan stares at her with a frightened look. He is a pale middle aged man who looks very tired with his life.
hello. My name is Bill and I'm an Alcoholic
Everybody - Hi bill
I've been an Alcoholic for the past 15years. I began drinking heavily when my wife left me a long time ago and took my children away from me. I'm here today to get my life and more importantly my children back. Thank you!
Susan starts to clap and shortly everybody joins in. As the brief clap dies down Susan continues.
Thanks Bill! well done you can sit back down now. Lets move on to you..
Next to Bill is a young pretty lady who you wouldn't guess to be an alcoholic.
hello my name is Tanya, I'm 23 years old and Ive been an Alcoholic for 2 years now. I began drinking at clubs and with my friends but it escalated every time I went out. Now I'm pregnant and I'm here to help me and my baby. Thanx.
Tanya sits back down as everybody claps again.
thank you Tanya and you and your baby will get the help you need. Lets take you next.......Sir?
The man next to Tanya then stands up, he is twice the size of anybody else in the room. He is sparkling from head to toe in clothing and looks out of place compared to everything else in the room.
HELLLLLOO DARRRRLINGSSS! My name is Dan Francisco, "FABULOUS" Dan Francisco and I am addicted to one thing and one thing only darlingss.....MEN! and I have come here to find the man of my dreams!I was told by my boss that this is the place to be to find lovely Gay men. But sweeties I must say that none of you look my type. The nicest one here is you Bill, but Lovely you look sooo sad. Not to worry Big Dan will sort that right out. Excuse me Sir, Excuse me!
Dan is now pointing to Susan
Me?
YES Sweety you. Where did you get that plastic surgery done because my lovely I would go back for a refund you can totally still tell your a man. And why does it say Alcoholics Anonymous on the board?
Sir! this is Alcoholics Anonymous!
Dan jaw almost drops to the floor
Damn thats twice in one week Samantha has tricked me with the same story.
Dan starts to move away from his seat
OK Darlingsss I must love you and leave you now. I have a date soon.
Dan now quickly heads for the doors to leave but is stopped by 4 security men.
NOOOOOOOO! Let me out! NOOOO, someone phone Lyptus. Let go of me MR......Hey I know you!....Didn't I kiss you?......NOOOOOO Let me GO!
Dan is dragged back to his seat to continue the session.
