Las Vegas Karate Academy

[RyanBow412]

The door to the Las Vegas Karate Academy opens and Water walks in with a duffel bag and boxing gloves tied around his neck. He is followed by Ryan who came for the sake of laughing at him.

"Why are you doing this? You don't know the first thing about karate!"

"Which is exactly why I'm here! Now give me a minute, I'm gonna get in my gi."

Ryan shakes his head as Water leaves and slumps down into a chair. A few minutes later with blue gi with a white belt, blue boxing gloves, blue taping around his feet, and a mask to protect his face.



"Water, what the hell is that?"

"What, my mask? It's to protect my face."

"What does the AKI mean?"

"It means International Karate Association."

"That's IKA."

"Well, I bought this at a discount warehouse and since this was a typo, I got it for 2 bucks! And I got a great Bible for 50 cents! The only problem is it's the word according to Gob."

"You know what? I don't care."

"Well then you shouldn't have asked."

Water turns and walks towards one of the heavy bags and gets ready to deliver a fierce kick.

"Watch this."

Water kicks the bag as hard as he can and immediately recoils, groans, grabs his crotch, and falls down to the ground.

"I think I just pulled a groin muscle."

While Ryan is rolling on the ground in tears of laughter, the door opens and someone walks in.

[Juan Hefe]

Barry Knight and "Filthy" Rich Burton enter the dojo and look down at Water who is writhing in pain.

"Oi! Looks loike Puddles is already sufferin' from yor brand of karate Rich!"

"If you think that's suffering, you ain't seen nothing yet. Get up Water!"

"I can't! My groin... it's... it's shattered!"

"How's that even possible?"

"It isn't. Now step aside as I teach this heavy bag a lesson in groin-fu."

Burton goes into the crane stance and after a 3 second pause, explodes into motion, delivering a ball shattering low blow to the punching bag.

"KEEEEEE-AY!!!!!!"

Bowdridge and Knight simultaneously cringe in pain at the brutal display of testicular destruction they've just witnessed.

"Holy! Now I'm really glad I didn't enter that tournament!"

"Ya and me bof mucker!"

The bell on top of the dojo door rings again, announcing the arrival of ...

[ryanrev]

Scott Starnes arrives at the dojo dressed in a red gi with a white belt, bare feet, and MMA gloves. The back of his gi has a maple leaf on it with the words "eh?" emblazoned below it. He's holding his head and looks noticeably unshaved still trying to endure a serious hangover.

Man I must have been really wasted last night because my head is throbbing and I had this dream that everyone around me were characters from Super Mario then when I woke up someone drew a mustache on me with black marker thats why I didn't shave so I could hide it somewhat. Hangover and all I will win this tournament and if I find out who wrote this crap on my face hes getting a beating courtesy of Canada!

Scott notices the bag and gets into a faux karate stance then he tries to go for a roundhouse kick on it but he slips in mid flight and lands flat on his ass with some laughter in the background.

I'M PISSED NOW!

Scott immediately gets up and manages to land a stiff sidekick on the bag though without much finesse it has a lot of power behind it from someone who is mainly a catch wrestler.

Thats how we play the game in Canada! See you guys at the tournament and good luck you'll need it. Oh and if anybody wants to do some sparring or as they call it in this karate school kumite come with me.

[Juan Hefe]

War Machine steps into the dojo, wearing a gi that also has the AKI logo on it.

"WAR MACHINE HAS COME TO FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"

"WHO DARES STAND IN THE PATH OF DESTRUCTION THAT IS WROUGHT BY WAR MACHINE!!!"

Scott Starnes whistles from the mat.

"Hey, come over here and kumite you mohawked idiot."

War Machine charges the Canadian who is on the mat and is sent crashing to the ground by a double leg tackle. Seconds later, Starnes locks in an arm lock and makes War Machine yelp in pain.

"WAR MACHINE WILL NOT SUBMIT!!!"

"THE PAIN IS GREAT BUT WAR MACHINE SHALL OVER-COME!!!"

"OW! OW! OW! WAR MACHINE CALLS UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!!"

"Ouch, good thing its a karate tournament eh Barry?"

"Yeah, right, uvverwise yer would be in real Barney Rubble mate."