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Post by redninja216 on Jul 2, 2007 0:20:00 GMT -5
David Legend is shown in a VCW restroom. A cart of cleaning supplies is pushed against a sink. David Legend rings out a mop before plopping it back on the floor. A heavy bowel movement interrupts David's custodial duties. " Good God, man. I doubt something like that is healthy." David returns his attention to the floor before a grunt and an explosive burst of flatulence disrupts him again. " Oh come on man, I just clean those stalls, can you ease up in there?" A smell catches David's nose. " Oh sweet Jesus, man. That is horrendous." David moves over to the cart and quickly being digging through the supplies. " I know I have matches in here some where. Good God man, its like you killed a skunk while it was vomiting, then took a crap on it." David pulls out a book of matches. He lights on match, then uses the lit match to light the rest of the book. " Oh man, this isn't gonna cut it... I think I saw some napalm in here somewhere." The toilet flushes and the stall door opens, the mystery patron steps out... [TBC by anyone(keep it comical)]
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Post by redninja216 on Jul 3, 2007 0:07:26 GMT -5
(OOC: oh come on. Nobody wants to participate?)
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Rystar
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Woo name change.
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Post by Rystar on Jul 3, 2007 5:27:24 GMT -5
Blackjack comes out and the grabs Legend's collar and lifts him up You wanna know what I ate? I ate 6 cheeseburger and a soda and some punk put laxative on my soda. That's what I ate!Legend tries to get free but Blackjack is strong. The door opens and The O-Matics come in Hey dude, let him go!No! Who are you to stop me?The O-Matics!Suddenly, Rox and X start kicking his knees so he can let go of Legend. The big guy lets him go, but now he tries to bearhug the O-Matics, but they are too quick and they run away through the door. Blackjack goes after them and Legend just standed there watching everything. OOC 1: Tbc by someone who can help The O-Matics...again
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Jul 3, 2007 8:24:01 GMT -5
Suddenly, the door opens again, and Blackjack runs back into the bathroom, holding his stomach. He stomps right into the next toilet (the one he came from earlier), and the noises begin to start again. David Legend is standing right next to the toilet, looking disgusted as Blackjack grunts. Then, the door opens again, and another massive man steps through. The man is so big that Legend has to look REALLY high to see his face. Then, the big guy says:
"You are cleaning the toilets? Well, you have a lot of cleaning to do when I'm finished."
And he steps into the other toilet. Meanwhile, the sound of Blackjack grunting is roaring through the bathroom, as Legend sighs heavily.
{to be continued (if you want to) by whoever}
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Post by RyanBow412 on Jul 3, 2007 19:19:44 GMT -5
After a series of flushes from one of the stalls, out steps Murphey O'Davis, waving a newspaper in front of his face to dissipate some of the remnant smell.
"Phew! Watch oyt for dat wan, paddy! Oi lef a 'ell av a scupper troyt in dare! Oi 'ad ter flush a few times ter git rid av de tin'. De damn tin' kept jumpin' back at me!"
David Legend sticks his head in the stall for a second before recoiling from the smell.
"I can't take this job anymore!"
"Yer tink dis job is brutal? Try bein' de FNG on a the USS Roosevelt an' lookin' for de Bosun's Punch for an 'our. Try doin' sum cr'ahp work for a year an' a 'alf. Den cum cnawvshawlin' ter me."
O'Davis shoves Legend's head and walks out of the bathroom, singing a Navy song while Legend shakes his head and lights another match.
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