Post by ryanrev on Jul 6, 2007 13:51:10 GMT -5
The scene is set to a hospital close to the VCW arena. A purple 1970s Eldorado pimp mobile drives up inside is none other than "Mr.AK" Abelando Korda. He smiles as he enters. He drops by the front desk.
Hello, I'd like to visit a Mr.Larry Jordan hes my...brother! We look alot alike as we both lost an eye in a childhood accident.
The nurse gives Korda a confused and suspicious look but proceeds to take him to LJ's room.
Hey LJ how joo feeling? I know what its like to have vision in one eye so I think we understand each other quite well. That whore Elisha Knight is quite the bitch once again proving that even the prettiest roses have thorns eh eh eh. I'd still like her to fondle and lick my ca...
Why are you here? Just get out PLEASE!
I came here with a business proposition. Joo see I want joo to keep that eyepatch even if you get perfect vision again. The chicks really dig it and then when I manage you we can be EYEPATCH INC! I even made a logo for you using my Microsoft Paint skills.
Korda reveals a poster.
That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.Do I seriously look egytian to you?
WHAT?! I worked over a computer for hours just to make that! Come on LJ just imagine how much money we can make from MERCHANDISING! We could do a promo together with "walk like an egytian" in the background.
THATS IT!
LJ gets up and grabs Korda by the collar. He puts his head inbetween his legs and proceeds to LJ bomb him onto the hospital bed.
The Enforcer is checking out.
The nurse enters and sees Abe Korda in extreme pain lying on the bed crumpled by the LJ Bomb.
Oh dear looks like we have a new patient.
A few hours later
Mr.Korda you have a visitor!
Korda stops adjusting his bed up and down.
Oh boy I hope its a hot nurse! I have a thing for sexy nurses...
Bertha enters the room in a nurse outfit.
BERTHA IS READY FOR SOME CUBAN LOVIN' Stick your "AK" in me Abe baby!
Please Bertha not here! I'm still hurt!
Bertha will be the cure to all your pain!
Bertha jumps on top of Korda.
Oh no there goes mah ribs again!
(if anyone wants to continue you can)
Hello, I'd like to visit a Mr.Larry Jordan hes my...brother! We look alot alike as we both lost an eye in a childhood accident.
The nurse gives Korda a confused and suspicious look but proceeds to take him to LJ's room.
Hey LJ how joo feeling? I know what its like to have vision in one eye so I think we understand each other quite well. That whore Elisha Knight is quite the bitch once again proving that even the prettiest roses have thorns eh eh eh. I'd still like her to fondle and lick my ca...
Why are you here? Just get out PLEASE!
I came here with a business proposition. Joo see I want joo to keep that eyepatch even if you get perfect vision again. The chicks really dig it and then when I manage you we can be EYEPATCH INC! I even made a logo for you using my Microsoft Paint skills.
Korda reveals a poster.
That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.Do I seriously look egytian to you?
WHAT?! I worked over a computer for hours just to make that! Come on LJ just imagine how much money we can make from MERCHANDISING! We could do a promo together with "walk like an egytian" in the background.
THATS IT!
LJ gets up and grabs Korda by the collar. He puts his head inbetween his legs and proceeds to LJ bomb him onto the hospital bed.
The Enforcer is checking out.
The nurse enters and sees Abe Korda in extreme pain lying on the bed crumpled by the LJ Bomb.
Oh dear looks like we have a new patient.
A few hours later
Mr.Korda you have a visitor!
Korda stops adjusting his bed up and down.
Oh boy I hope its a hot nurse! I have a thing for sexy nurses...
Bertha enters the room in a nurse outfit.
BERTHA IS READY FOR SOME CUBAN LOVIN' Stick your "AK" in me Abe baby!
Please Bertha not here! I'm still hurt!
Bertha will be the cure to all your pain!
Bertha jumps on top of Korda.
Oh no there goes mah ribs again!
(if anyone wants to continue you can)
