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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 27, 2007 19:45:38 GMT -5
"Good evening, dudes and dudettes, it is Logan Sparks here with your weekly segment on VCW radio. It was a great Longshot tonight with a lot happening so don't forget to vote for your favorite match on VCW.com. Before we start with our interview, I'll dish out the news!- The Water/Dallas dance-off is scheduled for later on tonight at a local dance club. The name has yet to be released but it is open to the public so, fans, if you wanna see your two favorite wrestlers make complete jackasses out of themselves, come on down and check it out.
- A notice to the staff for VCW, today's taco lunch tested positive for a certain strain of E Coli. This strain is not deadly, just some stomach cramps, excessive flatulence, and very bad diarrhea. God, I would hate to be the poor schmoe who ate that.
- Finally, the rumor that VCW superstar Toku has passed due to a severe heart attack is completely false, since I just talked with Toku earlier today and he was also seen giving autographs to fans after the show so those are false.
[/b][/color] [/li][/ul] Now onto our guest for tonight, he is none other than the littlest member of Frias' Freaks, Mini Frias! Good to have you on the show....where is he?""I'm right here, Sparks.""Yea, can we get a booster seat or a phone book or something? Thanks. Anyway, if you have a question for Mini Frias, give us a cal or drop us an email."It isn't long before the first question arrives.
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Post by Vertigolowe on Mar 27, 2007 20:02:21 GMT -5
"Hey mini Frias, how did you ever get hooked up with a scumbag like The Misfit?"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 27, 2007 21:47:40 GMT -5
"Come down here to the studio and I'll show YOU who's the scumbag by HEADBUTTING YOU IN YOUR BABY MAKER!!!. NEXT!"
"No seriously little dude, what's up with that relationship?"
"Were you ever beaten as a child Sparks?"
"God no! Were you?"
"No. But Frias was. I was the one who killed his parents in that car crash."
"SWEET BABY JESUS! Are you serious?!?"
"Nah man, I'm messing with you! Look at me! I'm 3 foot nothing and I can't even tie my own shoes!"
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Post by Rystar on Mar 28, 2007 4:25:24 GMT -5
Hello Mini Frias! Tell me, what's your goal on the wrestling world?
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 28, 2007 7:55:04 GMT -5
"My goal is simple you idiot. Dominate through my avatar."
"Listen little dude, you gotta start treating our guests with more respect man."
"Respect? You won't even let me smoke or drink in this damn studio! How about you start showing me some respect! Hey! You over there!"
"Are you talking to my producer?"
"Yeah, get her in here, Poppy wants to come out and play..."
"Dude! You're totally ruining my appetite!"
"What ya eating?"
"Rice cak..."
"Give it to me."
Crunching noises are heard...
"You done there MF? You want me to get you something to drink?"
"That'd be fly Sparks. And get me some facial cream, this damn face paint is starting to chafe me something fierce!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 30, 2007 12:25:03 GMT -5
"What's with the dead air Sparks? Am I done here or what? Dallas has scored me some beautiful mamacitas that dig the midget mambo."
"Just a sec Mini Frias, I'm sure there's someone out there with a question for you and we've still got 30 or so minutes on the clock."
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Post by Rystar on Mar 30, 2007 12:50:15 GMT -5
Hello Mini Frias. Tell me, why do you headbutt people in the groin? Don't you get in a lot of trouble?
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 30, 2007 14:15:30 GMT -5
"Listen man, I'm 3 foot 2. My options for hurting people are as limited as your intelligence and I take whatever methods I can get. Logan?"
"Yeah MF?"
"Stand in front of me will ya?"
"Why?"
"I wanna demonstrate to the caller what happens when I headbutt someone in the groin."
"No! This is a radio show little dude! Even if you did headbutt me in the groin, the listeners at home would have no way to even see what's going on!"
"I could describe it to 'em..."
"Sorry little dude, I'm gonna have to pass."
"You are no fun at all Sparks! And where's my complimentary hooker?"
"Complimentary hooker?"
"Yeah, you know the one with the midget fetish!"
"..."
"Is that all it takes to gross you out Sparks? Cuz if so, do NOT invite Rich Burton on your show."
"..."
"Next caller! Come on people, time is a wastin'!"
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Post by Rystar on Mar 30, 2007 14:26:07 GMT -5
Hey Mini Frias! How's it goin'? Tell me, do you have any secret that only you and Frias know?
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Post by RyanBow412 on Apr 3, 2007 15:23:41 GMT -5
"Yea, I do. But if I tell you, it's no longer a secret, so I think I'll keep it to myself and I suggest you keep your abnormally large nose out of my business."
"Ok! I think we should stop here before we get sued. Well, Mini Frias, it was good to have you on the show, I guess. That's all for this week but tune in soon because I'll be back with another guest. Until next time, I'm Logan Sparks, and keep on spinnin' Vegas!"
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