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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 30, 2007 9:49:56 GMT -5
"The Pain Train" walks up to DJ Logan Sparks with a gorgeous female on each arm.
"Yo SPARKS! Where's dat fool WATER man? We gots ta get da party STARTED !!! PAIN TRAIN's got some DANCIN' to do! And these FINE female specimens can't WAIT to climb aboard as PAIN TRAIN pulls into their STATIONS!! WOOOO WOOOO!!!"
Sparks leans in closer to Dallas and whispers harshly in his ear.
"Hey man, you sure those two are women??? You do realize what kind of bar this is right?"
"PAIN TRAIN picked these two up at the ARENA Sparks! What kind of FOOL do you take me for Sparks?!?"
"Listen man, this place is a mad house! And not in a good way, you dig? We have to find Water, last I saw him he was chasing down Fab Dan and Bowdridge. You stay here and I'll go get him, k?"
"PAIN TRAIN'S not going ANYWHERE DJ, you can count on THAT, and that's a FACT!"
Sparks gives Dallas a high five and sprints away to find Water.
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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 30, 2007 13:13:45 GMT -5
Sparks runs off as Water walks up behind Dallas.
"Where's he going?"
Dallas jumps a bit, startled by Water's sudden appearance from nowhere.
"God, foo! Where the hell you come from?"
"I was over at the bar. You ready to start this dance-off?"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 31, 2007 19:39:11 GMT -5
"GET OUT DA WAY FOO'!""The Pain Train" shoves Water out of the way and leaps onto the dance floor, his aggressive dancing style immediately clearing the floor of all other dancers. DJ Logan Sparks gets quickly up to the booth and grabs a microphone. "Ladies and gentlemen... PAIN TRAIN!!!""Climb Aboard the Pain Train" plays on the speakers as Bill Dallas gives the crowd everything he's got: "Thank you Pain Train, now let's give out a healthy round of applause to the next competitor.... WATER!!!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 1, 2007 12:27:35 GMT -5
As the dance off is still going on, EHDP and Shaunna Vulpen are heading back to their table when something catches EHDP's eye.
"Head on off without me Shaunna, I think I just saw someone wearing a Blue Demon mask. I'll be right back."
"Sure Perra, take your time and clobber that imposter!"
As soon as EHDP moves away, "Filthy" Rich Burton swoops in front of her.
"My fair lady, could I interest you in a dance, a grope and an evening of unimaginable passion?"
Shaunna's expression turns to immediate horror and she shoves Burton away. Hard.
"Ewww! No! Get away from me you fat degenerate!"
Burton is about to press his case when two huge figures step in front of him, Fabio and Adonis, the Love Gods of War!
"Is this rotund man bothering you me lady?"
"Because if he is, we just may have to punish him. Severely."
"As a matter of fact boys, I have this situation handled, but thanks for the assist. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a table and a drink to get to."
Fabio and Adonis bow deeply and then move towards Burton.
"And as for you, Burton. Leave the lady alone or else you will have the Love Gods of War to deal with!"
"Oh, I'll leave her alone alright, but you haven't seen the last of me or my tag-team partner by a longshot fellas."
Adonis licks his lips as if thinking of something delicious.
"Oh, we'll be looking forward to that immensely my rotund friend."
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 4, 2007 9:17:33 GMT -5
Well, the dance-off is in the books and the time to pick a winner has arrived! Go to my latest column to do so.
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