Post by Juan Hefe on May 2, 2007 7:10:55 GMT -5
FILLERFILLERFILLERFILLERFILLERFILLERFILLERFILLER The Masked Observer | Hello and welcome to another edition of my column! Today, I have an interview with Kaelan Anderson, who is currently embroiled in a series of matches with Ryan Bowdridge that has yet to determine a winner (and potential number one contender for the VCW Heavyweight Championship). Without further ado, here is the interview. L E G E N D The Masked Observer Kaelan Anderson Hello Kaelan, how has business been lately? Business 'as been pure gran' Observer. Wit one exception. Oh? And what would that exception be? Bowdridge. We need ter settle the score. Loike men. Loike Andersons! What do you propose? Ah've got a contract 'ere for a match at Boulevard of Banjacked Dreams, already signed by meself an' the Lady Booker. Al' we're missin' is Rainbow's chicken scratch an' we are gran' ter go. Would verbal consent be enough? I think so. What chucker yer 'av in mind Observer? Hang on, I've got Ryan on speed dial, this'll take just a second. There, someone's answering. Hello, is Ryan there? Ryan's out with Shaunna. Waddya want? Who is this? Puddles? Anderson. Listen well Puddles, Rainbow an' I 'av a match at Boulevard of Banjacked Dreams, cud yer git 'im on the phone? I can speak for Ryan, what needs to be done? Verbal consent for the match from him... "Or his best buddy! He's in! Ryan is going to kick your a... CLICK! He hung up on us, very strange. Doesn't matter Observer, the match is set. Nigh Ah've got ter call de Lady Booker. Can I 'av de tape for this conversation? Sure, I'll send it straight to Samantha's office. T'anks Observer, I'll be seein' yer round. CLICK! So that's it then, Ryan Bowdridge versus Kaelan Anderson at Boulevard of Broken Dreams! Until next time, I am... the Masked Observer! |