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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 31, 2009 16:49:13 GMT -5
"Do my ears deceive me, or is that Sledgehammer Justice?"
Burton and Knight turn around to see the Jolly Blue Giant himself, Water, standing over them.
"Cor blimey! For a big lad yer can certainly sneak about! Struth!"
"And did I hear something about a Bar Crawl? Because it's been too long since I got plastered beyond belief, and I think now is a better time than any! Sign me up and I'll talk to Ryan about getting in on this! He's gonna be thrilled to hear Sledgehammer Justice are back!"
He leans back and laughs heartily. He looks back to the group and notices Ted.
"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think we've met."
He stretches out a hand.
"Folks call me Water."
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 31, 2009 17:28:45 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: "Filthy" Rich Burton Barry Knight Ted Tsavales Water ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ted Tsavales looks down at Water's hand in disbelief. After a few tense moments, he begins shaking it excitedly with bost hands, almost ripping off Water's arm in the process.
"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! It's you, it's you, it's really you! DoyouthinkyoucouldtakemeintomeettheTripleCrownChamplikerightnowmisterWatersir?!?"
"Filthy" Rich Burton slaps Tsavales in the back of the head which stops the excited hand shaking, much to Water's relief.
"Come on Teddy Bear! Leave the poor man alone! Now introduce yourself properly."
Tsavales blushes and looks own at his feet, mumbling something unintelligible. Water crouches and looks up, meeting Ted eye to eye.
"What the hell's the matter with you? My name's Water, now tell me yours before I Blue Stunner you into oblivion."
Barry Knight taps Water on the shoulder, causing the blue clad wrestler to drop into a battle stance.
"Hey! No touching the threads goldie locks, I got plenty of Blue Stunners here for everyone!"
"Go easy on the bleedin' lad Puddles, right, he's a wee slow on the uptake."
Water eases out of his stance and chuckles.
"Sorry about that, when you're a highly trained fighting machine like me, it's sorta hard to shut it off Barry."
Tsavales straightens out and extends a hand, his composure fully regained during the altercation between Water and Knight.
"I'm so sorry about that Mister Water sir, won't happen again, I promise. My name's Ted Tsavales, right hand man to Juan Hefe."
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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 31, 2009 18:29:58 GMT -5
"Well, Ted, I'll take your word for it. I'm gonna go let Ryan know you guys are back and ask if he wants in on the Bar Crawl. I'll meet you guys in about 5 minutes. Cool?"
Burton and Knight nod at Water and he makes his way to Ryan's locker room. Inside, Ryan is watching TV, bored beyond relief when Water knocks.
"Enter."
Water opens the door and gives Ryan a quick wave.
"Water. What brings an old rival here?"
"I got some news. Sledgehammer Justice is back!"
Ryan, who was in a slouching position immediately jumps out of his seat.
"No s**t!"
"If I'm lyin' I'm dyin'!"
"I gotta see this!"
"Wait! Some guy named Juan Hefe's here too."
"Hefe?! Jesus Christ! It's like a JHTA Reunion!"
Ryan bolts down the hallway and sees Burton and Knight and stops in front of them.
"SLEDGEHAMMER!" He screams as he holds his hands up awaiting a high-five.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 31, 2009 20:04:35 GMT -5
Burton immediately returns Bowdrige's high five and then grabs him in a massive bear hug.
"Bowdridge you sneaky devil! You up and did me proud lad! Triple crown champ! Woooooooooooo!"
Knight moves in and shakes Bowdridge's hand.
"Nice ter see yer Rainbow, but I'm disappointed ter see yer and Puddles are no longer kissin' mates."
Before Bowdridge or Water can respond, Ted Tsavales barrels in and grabs the triple crown champ in his own bearhug.
"It's you! It's really you! All it would take for this to be the perfect day would be for Sumo Dragon to come out and kick my ass six ways from Sunday!"
Bowdridge, laughing uproariously for the first time in a long time, finally manages to wriggle free from Tsavales's and Burton's grasp.
"Easy Ted, easy. Now, what's this about a bar crawl? And where the hell is Hefe at?"
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Post by Vertigolowe on Apr 1, 2009 17:38:03 GMT -5
April 1, 2009Road to Fool's Gold - Week 2 Handicap Match
[/color] Tyler Marx ~VS~ Spectre & Toku[/center] Tyler had a little more trouble than before since he was now facing two opponents at once. Marx held fast though and showed his dominance by putting away Toku with the Tank Buster.5:32 - Tyler Marx defeated Spectre & Tokue in a Handicap Match. After the match Tyler continued to beat on both Toku and Spectre. He seemed upset that they had even mounted what little offense they did. He hit each man with the You're Screwed Driver, and then picked up Spectre for another one. "The Swede" Carl Svensson ran from the back to a huge ovation. He slid into the ring and started throwing right hands at a stunned Tyler. Carl sent him into the ropes than clotheslined him over the top. Marx tumbled back into the barricade where he smashed the back of his head against the metal. He decided it was time to go and stumbled back down the entryway while Svensson checked on Toku and Spectre. Michael Stern ~VS~ JLA "The Stooge"
Half of the VCW Tag champs took on half of the Australian-American tag champs in a preview of the unification match at Fool's Gold. The two Juniorweights were on top of their games tonight, but in the end it was a Stern DDT that put JLA on the mat for the three-count.7:08 - Michael Stern defeated JLA Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tribe of Rage
Richards and Dazza were untouchable in this match. Fenris and Fury did not even land a strike before Dazza pinned Fury with the King's Hammer.4:51 - Jimmy Richards & Dazza defeated Tribe of RageAfter the match, the arena lights went out briefly. When they came back on, Jeremy Tolliver and Dirge Kalkos were int he ring behind Dazza and Richards. The Coven attacked them with Tolliver hitting the Eraser on Dazza and Kalkos hitting the Death of the Firstborn on Jimmy. "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black ~VS~ "Wild Card" Scotty Long
This match barely had a chance to get started before Jack Francis hit the ring to get revenge for Jericho attacking him last week. As soon as Jack tackled Jericho, the ref was forced to call for the bell.2:22 - Jericho Black defeated Scotty Long by DQ. Jack dragged Jericho out of the ring and started slamming him into the railings and metal struts around the ringside area. Jericho briefly broke free and clotheslined Jack, but Francis was enraged and was back on his feet in a heartbeat. The Juniroweight Champ chased Jericho all the way through the back and into the parking lot. As Jericho ran out the door, Scrappy Joe was coming inside for his match and stuck out his foot. Jericho tripped and stumbled onto the concrete. Joe nodded at Jack and continued into the arena for match.
Jack climbed on top of Jericho and started to deliver Payback, hitting rights and lefts with vicious speed. Once Jericho was suitably subdued, Francis pulled him up to his feet and started to drag him through the parking lot. He walked out onto the street surrounded by a rather large cheering section. A limo had just pulled up outside. Jack got a running start and flipped Jericho up onto the roof with a thud.
Jack climbed up on the roof while the fans chanted 'Jack' over and over. Francis pulled him up and delivered a sick piledriver. With the sound of broken glass both men broke through the sunroof, falling into the limo. A few seconds later the door opened and Jack Francis stepped out wiping Jericho's blood off himself. Number One Contender VCW Hardcore Championship
[/color] Scrappy Joe ~VS~ Andy Montoya[/center] Fresh off of perhaps being responsible for a serious injury to Jericho Black, Scrappy Joe came out with a smile on his face. In a hardcore war remniscent of their match at Double Down, Andy and Joe tore it up. In the end though, it was Scrappy Joe hitting the Last Scrap to get the win and title shot at Fool's Gold.11:05 - Scrappy Joe defeated Andy Montoya in a Hardcore Match. Number One Contender VCW Women's Championship Sudden Death 4-way
[/color] Arrianna Lyra ~VS~ Brooke Sage ~VS~ Big Bertha ~VS~ Hennessy[/center] All four women were doing well enough in this match. Each lady hit her finisher, but another one of the girls would break up the cover. Near the conclusion of the match, Brooke Sage started to clean house. She hit a leaping side kick that sent Arrianna flying out of the ring. Hennessy came charging in with a clothesline, but Brooke ducked her and dove shoulder first into her mid-section, knocking Henn backwards through the ropes. With only Bertha remaining, Brooke grabbed her wrist and locked in the Sage-mission. Unfortunately for Brooke, Bertha was too strong and hoisted her up onto her shoulder. Brooke wouldn't let go so Bertha slammed her down to the mat with a modified powerbomb. Bertha laid on top of her for the three-count, earning herself a shot at Elisha Knight's women's title at Fool's Gold.8:44 - Big Bertha defeated Arrianna Lyra, Brooke Sage & Hennessy in a Sudden Death 4-way. Slaughterhouse ~VS~ "German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn
Back and forth it went in the early going. Engelhorn would start to string together offense, then Slaughterhouse would stop him cold. The German Wonder never gave up though and kicked out of the Chainsaw Massacre on two occassions. The masked monster also kicked out of the German Bomber twice. With each man trading stiff right hands and barely maintaining his footing the bell rang. The fifteen minute time limit had expired.15:00 - Slaughterhouse & Kurt Engelhorn fought to a Time Limit Draw. Number One Contender VCW Heavyweight Championship
[/color] Efrem Ethel ~VS~ "The Tradition" Seamus Anderson[/center] Efrem looked strong in this one. He took the former heavyweight champion to the limit. Efrem hit the Street Stunner and Seamus kicked out of the pin attempt at two. From there, Efrem seemed to fall apart. Seamus came on strong and hit the Seamasser to secure the victory and title shot at Fool's Gold.10:27 - Seamus Anderson defeated Efrem Ethel
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 1, 2009 18:48:46 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: "Teddy Bear" Ted Tsavales Big Bertha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
After the Number One Contender VCW Women's Championship Sudden Death Four Way...
Watching from the gorilla position, "Teddy Bear" Ted Tsavales comes running out to the ring area as soon as the referee raises Big Bertha's hand. Like an excited puppy, Tsavales slides into the ring and claps Bertha on the back.
"Way to go Bertha! You did it!"
Bertha rounds on Ted and floors him with a double-fisted hammer blow to the top of the head.
"WHERE WERE YOU. I WAS OUT HERE BUSTING MY HUMP AND I NEEDED ENCOURAGEMENT YOU UNGRATEFUL FREE LOADER."
The referee attempts to subdue Bertha before she can truly get going and cause some real damage, but is knocked through the ropes with a bear like swipe. Ted uses the distraction to get up to his feet.
"Bertha! Wait! I wasn't here because I booked a surprise for you!"
The murderous rage in Bertha's eyes subsides somewhat.
"A SURPRISE. EXPLAIN."
"I thought to myself, Ted, what would Bertha really enjoy after a brutal fight with three other women one fifth her size?"
"YOU BETTER KEEP TALKING BEFORE I FEED YOU TO MY THIGHS TSAVALES."
"A bar crawl! I booked a tour bus to take us and a few other peeps on a bar crawl! Don't hurt me please!"
To Ted's immense relief, Bertha smiles, a truly horrifying sight.
"YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. LET'S GO. OUR CHARRIOT AWAITS."
Ted is about to go through the ropes when he is grabbed from behind and hoisted atop Bertha's shoulder, potato sack style.
"Eeep!"
"STOP SQUIRMING, IT'LL GO QUICKER THAT WAY."
Bertha leaves the arena to the crowds cheers.
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Post by Juan Hefe on Apr 1, 2009 20:18:44 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: "Filthy" Rich Burton Barry Knight Ted Tsavales "Teddy Bear" Ted Tsavales Big Bertha Juan Hefe ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
After the show, in front of the VCW Arena...
"Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight are standing in front of the tour bus that Ted Tsavale has booked for the bar crawl that was scheduled to begin in less than thirty minutes.
"Well Bar', there isn't really a great turnout for this thing, but I think we can still cause lots of damage tonight. By the way, where the hell is Ted?"
"He were 'elpin' Berffa celebrate 'er big victory."
"Poor bastard, if I had a drink right now I'd drink it to him."
The doors to the front of the arena burst open and out come Big Bertha with Ted Tsavales still perched on her shoulder.
"I'M HERE. YOU'RE BOTH QUEER. LET'S GET DRUNK."
"You're funny Bertha. Now get on the bus and wait for the rest of the people to show up."
Bertha shrugs and starts walking towards the bus when Knight places a hand on her arm.
"Uh Berffa, right, where are all the bloody fans that were in attendance tonight, then? I were sure we'd cop swamped by them soon as the show ended. In fact, Rich and I were 'opin' ter sign some autographs..."
Bertha looks down at Knight's hand until he removes it.
"I told everyone coming this way that I was in a murderously thirsty mood. They then made the wise decision to use the side exits instead."
"Makes a certain sort of sense. Thanks luv."
Bertha snorts contemptuously, drops Ted to the ground and continues on into the bus.
"Uh Rich, where are my Jelly BelliesTM?"
"Front seat of the bus Teddy Bear, you go on in and let Bar' and I handle this."
Tsavales jumps up excitedly and runs on into the bus.
"I wonder if the chuffin' guvnah is gonna join us tonight, haven't seen 'im since 'e went into that meetin' wiv Swift."
"If I know Hefe, he's probably trying to sweet talk his way into becoming a booker by this point. I just hope he doesn't get us fired along with his sorry ass."
"Who's got a sorry ass? Would that be you Rich?"
Burton spins around in surprise and spots Juan Hefe coming out of the front doors.
"Uh hey there boss-man, you joining us on our little escapade?"
"You know what Rich, my meeting with Samantha went so well that I'm in the mood to celebrate. I also went by that sign-up sheet you posted and there is still plenty of room left, so count me in."
Hefe smiles as he steps onto the bus and spots Ted gorging himself on Jelly BelliesTM while sitting on Bertha's lap.
"Hey boss! Didn't think you'd be able to join us tonight! I saved ya some licorice, peanut butter and marmite Jelly BelliesTM!"
"You know what Ted, even a sight as disturbing as this won't get me down tonight! Hand me some of those Jelly BelliesTM!"
To be continued in Pub Crawl Off Camera Thread...
((OOC: Everyone who's signed up will auto-magically be on the bus. Also, anyone who wants to get in on the fun can RP in, s'all good.))
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Post by Devlin on Apr 2, 2009 5:16:30 GMT -5
The camera cuts backstage, to where we see VCW's head doctor. Beside him is Lucas Wright, microphone at the ready.
"Ladies and gentleman I'm standing here with Dr. Young, VCW's head doctor, and doctor, just moments ago we saw Tyler Marx take a nasty blow to the back of the head at the hands of Carl Svensson, and word is that Marx is being treated for a fairly serious concussion. Doctor, could you fill us in on that?"
Dr. Young replies, with a serious look on his face.
"Well Lucas, Mr. Marx has indeed suffered a blow to the back of his head, leading to a grade three concussion. However, one thing that was noted upon Mr. Marx's entry here to VCW is that he is a known sufferer of post traumatic stress syndrome, due to his time in the Gulf War. The concussion that Mr. Marx has suffered here tonight has seemingly brought forth his trauma once again, and it has made him... somewhat volatile and rather disturbed. I'm recommending to Mr. Marx that he takes time off to-"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!
Dr. Young is cut off by a loud, manic laugh, as into the scene comes Tyler Marx. Dr. Young approaches him cautiously, with Lucas Wright looking on somewhat anxiously.
"M...Mister Marx please, you should b-be resting and I-"
"Nyaaaahhhh CAN IT will you please DOCTOR", Marx cuts in, and throws him out of the way. Marx then snatches the microphone from Lucas, and stares into the camera- not without twitching spasmodically every now and then.
"CARL SVENSSON! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, you thought it was a good idea to come down to the ring and get involved in TYLER MARX'S BUSINESS?! Well let me tell you now, you Swedish piss ant, if that was what you thought, then you were WRONG! Y'see, you made Tyler Marx angry... and you won't like Tyler Marx when when he's angry. YOU CRACKED A VERY FRAGILE THING when you decided to BLAST ME in the back of the head tonight, Svensson. This... is... WAR, Svensson, only, Tyler Marx isn't going to destroy you he can steal your oil... he's going to destroy you for being a bothersome little PRICK, so get ready, because YOU'RE... SCREWED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!"
With that, Tyler Marx heads off down the corridor towards the Sledgehammer Justice tour bus, cackling all the way.
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