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Post by Vertigolowe on May 7, 2009 12:07:01 GMT -5
May 13, 2009Road to All In - Week 4Champions vs. Challengers [/color] Scrappy Joe & Jack Francis ~VS~ Efrem Ethel & JLA6-man Tag Team Match[/color] Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water ~VS~ Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks6-man Tag Team Match[/color] Carl Svensson, Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tyler Marx & Grade A Tag Team6-man Tag Team Match[/color] Slaughterhouse, Jeremy Tolliver & Dirge Kalkos ~VS~ Seamus Anderson & Roman BrothersRyan Bowdridge & Scott Starnes ~VS~ Vertigo & Dan FranciscoElisha Knight & Summer Brodey ~VS~ Big Bertha & Veronica TrumanBarry Knight ~VS~ Napalm[/center]
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Post by Master Red on May 8, 2009 8:12:29 GMT -5
Anwar is puching the bag hard letting out his rage.
Anwar mutters to him self as he punches the bag.
Anwar- I'm gunnnna get him
Anwar punches the bag and stops and talks a seat.
The Camera is focus on Anwar.
Anwar- Alright, Last week you think your tough throwing eggs at peoples cars.
Anwar takes a sip from his water bottle.
Anwar- Well your wrong. But tonite your gunna get it.
Anwar takes more breaths
Anwar- Watch your.......
The Screen on the viewers T.V beeps.
A very professional voice starts to talk.
The Voice- Sorry for this interuption. But we are here to give you a public service annoucement from the office of JLA.
JLA- We're not sorry Anwar.
JLA- You want me to watch my back well your got another thing coming.
The screen changes back to Anwar but his watching the T.V now.
JLA- Remember, I hav been here longer and know that few more people.
Anwar starts yelling at the T.V
Anwar- Come on. Bring it on. I'm sick of your crap.
A masked man bursts thru the door catching Anwar by suprise.
The masked man hits Anwar over the back of the head.
JLA rambles on. As the masked man takes off his mask showing his face.
Anwar- But your on T.V
Then the JLA on the T.V stops rambling and say's
JLA T.V- But this video is just a decoy I've just beaten you up and are watching me on the T.V
JLA on the T.V starts to laugh.
As Anwar tries to get up but JLA kicks him in the gut and leaves.
JLA on T.V- Remeber I am better and always will be.
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 8, 2009 19:02:46 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend:Barry Knight"Filthy" Rich BurtonJuan HefeTed TsavalesEats Like Tsavales ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Juan Hefe & Friends Adopted Locker Room, VCW Arena...Barry Knight is doing a light workout in preparation for his match against Napalm later that night. "So 'ow did yer manage ter lose that motch last week Rich?""I didn't lose that match." says "Filthy" Rich Burton taking a sip of his beer and sitting on the locker room's couch. "You didn't lose? Heck, I saw you get pinned right in the middle of that ring..." says Juan Hefe while finishing some paperwork at his make-shift desk. "In less than two minutes!" says Ted Tsavales while playing WRESTLING STARS DE LA LUTTE with Eats Like Tsavales. "And CHAOS didn't even BREAK a SWEAT!"Burton drains the rest of his can and tosses it in the general vicinity of the garbage can. "Bah, you guys can do like birds and flock off. Now shut up, I'm trying to watch my movie."Knight stops his exercising and plops down on the couch beside his tag-team partner. "Wot are we wotchin'?""Lonely Housewives Volume 4: Chris's Wife Lisa.""Is it any right good?""Not really. It would be alot better if these two idiots she's married to just went off to work already."Ted Tsavales gets up from his game and wanders over to the couch. "How can she be married to two guys Rich? Isn't that... illegal?""This chick isn't too concerned with legal matters Teddy Bear. At least, that's what the back cover of the DVD says!"Barry Knight picks up the DVD cover off the coffee table and reads the back off of it. "Lonely 'ousewives volume four is proud ter present Chris's Ole lady Lisa, a cow 'oo ain't afraid ter perform acts banned in 48 countries! Wotch as 'er ole man Chris and 'is ole man Eric Mann leave Lisa alone ter fend for 'erself.., init?and the 'oole neighbourhood! Lonely 'ousewives Volume Four.., init?Puttin' the Volume in the Houseole lady! Honest guv!""Putting the volume in the housewife? What does that mean Rich?""Oh Teddy Bear, so innocent. No wonder Bertha loves you so much." says Burton, patting Tsavales on the head. "Speaking of which! I gotta go help Bertha get ready for her match! Come on Eee El Tee!""Lead the way fellow Major League Eating competitor!"Eats Like Tsavales follows Ted Tsavales out the door. Hefe finishes up his paperwork and puts it aside. "Kids!"Longshot goes to commercial as Barry Knight gets up from the couch to continue his match preparation...
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 9, 2009 12:21:14 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: Lucas Wright Seamus Anderson ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
VCW Longshot Interview Set...
"Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Longshot! I'm Lucas Wright and standing with me is Seamus Anderson, who last week got ambushed by Slaughterhouse at a company BBQ!"
Seamus Anderson takes a deep puff from the stogie he is smoking and then blows the smoke in Wright's face.
"You don't get it do ya Wright?" says Anderson, before taking another deep drag from his cigar.
Wright coughs and shakes his head.
"Well, let me explain it to you then, as only an Anderson can. You see, last week was about revenge. In my case, that revenge was aborted before it ever got born."
Anderson takes another shot from his cigar and then extinguishes the remainder of it on the lapel of Wright's VCW sports coat.
"Hey! That was uncalled for!"
"No, Slaughterhouse ambushing me was uncalled for Lucas. Getting called away to do some BBQ before I could exact my revenge on Rob Frias was uncalled for Lucas. Now apparently I have to team with the Roman sisters against the hordes of hell. Can you guess what I'm going to say next Lucas?"
"That's uncalled for?"
"You damn right that's uncalled for! I'm a goddamn Anderson born and bred! I cripple people! I maim them! Even my victim's own mother's want nothing to do with them when I'm through rearranging their faces! Do you think I want to stand there on the apron while Slaughterhouse, Tolliver or Kalkos make a mockery of the Roman sisters?"
"Uh... no?"
"Damn right Lucas. The only time an Anderson wants to stand on the apron is when there's another Anderson in the ring. Maiming, crippling, destroying whoever was foolish enough to step in the ring against the Anderson clan! Forcing an Anderson to team with an inferior blood line like the Roman Brothers? Uncalled for!"
Seamus Anderson steps off the stage and walks over to the camera, grabbing it by the lense.
"Slaughterhouse? Take this to the bank you sick freak. Even if I have to overcome the weak sisters on my own team to do it, I will get my hands on you. And when I do, I'm going to eviscerate you. I'm going to cripple you. I'm going to maim you. I'm going to remind you and everyone in the audience what it means to ***BLEEP*** with an Anderson."
Seamus shoves the camera lense, causing it to fall to the floor as VCW Longshot goes to commercial...
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Post by Roy on May 11, 2009 10:24:32 GMT -5
Ryan Bowdridge is waiting for his interview with Lucas Wright but his attention is quickly diverted as Scott Starnes walks into the picture.
He takes off his expensive shades, hangs them on his T-shirt and puts his hands in the pockets of his even more expensive suit.
Can I help you?
Starnes stares at Bowdridge and his Championship belt for a second
Naw, I don't need any help pal. Not from a freak like you anyway.
So what the Hell do you want?
Just wanted to give you a bit of friendly advice. Tonight you and myself will be a Team but Ryan I want nothing to do with you out there, just stay in the corner and I will take care of those two chumps myself. If you do that everything will be OK for you.
...but if you don't, then I will guarantee you won't make it to All In.
Starnes puts his shades back on and walks away.
Is that supposed to be some kind of threat?
Starnes stops dead, turns to Bowdridge and walks back up to him
No Bowdridge...that's a promise!
The only threat you need to worry about is the threat of me to that VCW Championship
Scott taps the belt hanging over Ryan's shoulder
I'll see you on Saturday night
Scott walks away smiling as Ryan stands next to Lucas looking a bit pissed.
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 11, 2009 10:56:27 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: "The Misfit" Rob Frias Mini Frias Charon ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Immediately Before the Champions vs. Challengers Match...
The crowd is still cheering the exciting ending to the Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water ~VS~ Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks six-man tag-team match when the arena goes dark and a video starts playing on the Longshot-Tron. The video is shot in black and white but the audience can still make out "The Misfit" Rob Frias sitting on a throne with Mini Frias perched on his shoulder. They are surrounded by Frias's growing legion of freaks: Sad Boy, Charon, North Vegas Butcher, Albino Warrior and War Machine.
"Greetings Las Vegas, I am The Misfit and I come to you tonight bearing a message for one JLA the Stooge."
"JLA the Stooge, I have a spot open in my group for one such as you."
"One that has embraced the use of a mask to conduct his business."
Mini Frias leaps down from "The Misfit's" shoulder and goes right up to the camera.
"But we ain't gonna give you a free ride Stool Sample! Eeep!"
Mini Frias is yanked violently out of the frame and replaced with the smiling visage of "The Misfit".
"I apologize for the foul blatherings of Mini Frias JLA the Stooge, but he is correct in stating that membership in My motley crew requires some form of payement. Charon?"
The camera pans to Charon who is holding up a parchment.
"Hear ye, hear ye. The great and venerable Rob Frias shall allow JLA the Stooge admittance into the sacred fraternity of his fellowship upon the following condition: Upon his capture of the VCW Juniorweight crown currently held by Jack Francis, JLA the Stooge shall award "The Misfit" Rob Frias number one contendership. Failure to do so will not only negate JLA the Stooge's attempt at joining the sacred fraternity of "The Misfit's" fellowship, but will also involve a massive beat-down by said fellowship."
The camera swings back to "The Misfit" who is back on his throne, clapping his hands.
"Excellent work Charron, I could not have said it better myself."
"I merely repeat the words you wrote Misfit." says Charron, off-camera.
"Now, JLA the Stooge, your path is clear."
"Win the title from Jack Francis at All In, a mere formality as far as I am concerned."
"Immediately after, proclaim your allegiance to me, The Misfit."
"I shall then allow you to hold onto My title until such time as I see fit to completely dismantle and humiliate you in the ring."
"For My title."
"I trust that you shall make the correct choice because it is unfathomable to me that you are as idiotic as you look."
"Clearly, wearing a mask will be a boon to your career."
"That is all."
The Longshot-Tron goes dark and the lights in the arena come back on...
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 11, 2009 12:40:17 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: "Filthy" Rich Burton Ted Tsavales Eats Like Tsavales ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Catering Area, VCW Arena...
"Filthy" Rich Burton, Ted Tsavales and Eats Like Tsavales are sitting at a table in the catering area, scarfing down food at a prodigious rate.
"Hey Rich? *SCRONCH*"
"Sup Teddy Bear?"
"Would you ever consider going on a double date with Bertha and me?"
Burton shotguns the rest of his beer and then wipes his mouth.
"Listen Teddy Bear, I know Bertha's a lot of woman for you to handle alone, but even I would never, ever, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever want to touch that. Heck, I wouldn't even touch that with Eee El Tee's bajoopbadang."
"Hey, I'm right here RICH."
"What the hell's up with your voice? It sounds like you're talkin' through a defective voice modulator."
"I have a SINUS condition."
"Huh. Did you ever try snorting baking soda? I hear that does the trick."
"It does?"
"Oh yeah, that'll clear you right up... moron."
Eats Like Tsavales finishes off the rest of his pasta salad and slams a hand on the table.
"Well that settles IT! See YOU guys LATER!"
Burton chuckles as Eats Like Tsavales takes off.
"What a buffoon. What a maroon. What a nincompoop!"
"But really *SCRONCH* Rich, how about it?"
"Damn it Ted, I am not going out on a date with you and Bertha. Who would I take anyway?"
Ted Tsavales pretends to think for a minute.
"Don't say it Ted!"
"Eucalyptus!"
WHAM! Burton floors Tsavales with a hard left just as Eats Like Tsavales comes running back into the catering area with a bloody nose.
"My nose! IT hurts SO bad! AAAAAAAAH!"
"Oh brother." says Burton as he helps Tsavales up from the floor.
"Come on you two, looks like we got a date with Bonnita Applebaum."
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Post by Juan Hefe on May 12, 2009 12:55:02 GMT -5
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Legend: Big Bertha "Filthy" Rich Burton Ted Tsavales Eats Like Tsavales ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Outside the Nurse's Office, VCW Arena...
"Filthy" Rich Burton is dragging Ted Tsavales and Eats Like Tsavales to see VCW's head nurse, Bonnita Applebaum when they are intercepted by Big Bertha just outside the infirmary.
"TEDDY BEAR. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE. YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME PREPARE FOR MY MATCH."
"Teddy Bear" Ted Tsavales points to his rapidly swelling eye.
"Rich is taking Eee El Tee and I to see nurse Applebaum, we're hurting pretty bad over here Bertha!"
Bertha rumbles over to her teddy bear and picks him up off the ground in a rib-crushing embrace.
"WHO HURT YOU. I WILL CRUSH THEIR BONES AND USE THEM FOR FERTILIZER."
Before Ted can reply, "Filthy" Rich Burton interjects, fearful for his life.
"There's no time to fret over the past Bertha! We gotta get some ice on Teddy's eye stat!"
Eats Like Tsavales shakes his fists furiously, pointing at his nose and splashing nasal blood everywhere.
"HEY! Whab aboub by NOBE!"
Burton rounds on Eats Like Tsavales and floors him with a vicious right hook.
"That's enough out of you whiner!"
"Now come on Bertha, we gotta get Ted to the infirmary!"
Bertha starts walking away from the infirmary with Ted still firmly in her grasp.
"NO. I HAVE TO GET READY FOR MY MATCH. TEDDY BEAR IS GOING TO HELP ME STRETCH MY GROIN OUT."
Burton's face goes white and he goes down to a knee.
"Oh my God... I... See ya Ted!"
Ted whimpers as Bertha carries him around the corner. Once the two loverbirds are gone, Burton gets up to his feet and helps Eats Like Tsavales up to his.
"Not a PEEP out of you Eee El Tee!"
Eats Like Tsavales gives Burton a dirty look and spits blood in a nearby garbage can.
"Abbhole."
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Post by Dazza on May 14, 2009 6:13:20 GMT -5
The scene changes to Lucas Wright, who is standing backstage with the current VCW Juniorweight Champion, Jack Francis. Jack is wearing his customary purple attire, with the Championship belt draped over his left shoulder.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Jack Francis. Now Champ, you have a tag-team match tonight against Efrem Ethel and JLA 'The Stooge' and you are partnering with the new Hardcore Champion, Scrappy Joe.. What are your thoughts on the match?
Jack thinks for a moment.
I would rather be facing Bradley Jameson instead, after what he did to me last week, but this match should be a good warm up.. And I'm partnering with the new Hardcore Champ, too, there is absolutely no reason for me NOT to be relaxed and confident that we will win tonight.
Lucas was about to finish the interview, but Jack interrupts.
One more thing.. Scrappy Joe grew up on the streets -he and I are more alike than any other tag-team seen before in Vegas.. We are both natural fighters and we love to fight.. We will have no problem co-existing tonight, especially as Champions.
Jack then walks off, leaving Lucas speechless as the scene changes.
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Post by Vertigolowe on May 15, 2009 10:09:02 GMT -5
May 13, 2009Road to All In - Week 4 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Slaughterhouse, Jeremy Tolliver & Dirge Kalkos ~VS~ Seamus Anderson & Roman Brothers[/center] The Coven spent most of the match attacking Seamus. Once Slaughterhouse was tagged in, Seamus started to get a little momentum going and Levi Roman tagged himself into the match. It was a mistake as he walked into the Chainsaw Massacre from Slaughterhouse to end the match.8:05 - Slaughterhouse, Jeremy Tolliver & Dirge Kalkos defeated Seamus Anderson & Roman Brothers in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Barry Knight ~VS~ Napalm
Barry went into his match against Napalm considerably less drunk than his partner was last week against Chaos. Knight used his speed and technique to keep Napalm off-guard and then finished him off with Check Mate for the pin.5:12 - Barry Knight defeated Napalm 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Carl Svensson, Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tyler Marx & Grade A Tag Team[/center] Richards and Dazza started off strong against the Grade A Team. Svensson tagged in and began stretching Michael Stern until Marx made the save. Tyler tagged in and took charge of his opponent on Saturday. Svensson managed to hook up the Zipper, but Tyler rolled him back onto his shoulders and scored the three-count.10:41 - Tyler Marx & Grade A Tag Team defeated Carl Svensson, Jimmy Richards & Dazza in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Elisha Knight & Summer Brodey ~VS~ Big Bertha & Veronica Truman
Elisha did not seem to trust Summer as her partner, and was determined to win the match entirely on her own. Bertha and Veronica took advantage and dominated Elisha. Finally Summer got the crowd chanting "Let's go Elisha!" and The Women's Champion dove to the corner and made the hot tag. Summer cleaned house long enough that Elisha was back up and hit Bertha with the Starstricken Strike from the apron to the floor. Veronica was shocked by the sight and turned around into Summer's Solstace for the upset victory. After the match Elisha reluctantly shook hands with Summer.6:07 - Elisha Knight & Summer Brodey defeated Big Bertha & Veronica Truman 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water ~VS~ Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks[/center] With six of the men who will be in the Las Vegas Championship Guantlet match in this match, things were bound to get out of hand. Jacob Anwar was the instigator as everyone else seemed happy with having a competitive match-up. Anwar caught Sparks with a low blow before hitting the Starlight Express for the win.7:39 - Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water defeated Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Champions vs. Challengers
[/color] Scrappy Joe & Jack Francis ~VS~ Efrem Ethel & JLA[/center] As Jack had predicted, the champions did work well together. The fact that JLA and Efrem couldn't seem to get along didn't help their cause either. Efrem finally seemed to just get pissed off and walked out of the match. JLA put up a good fight, but was not able to both of the champions by himself. Joe hit the Last Scrap to end the match.4:58 - Scrappy Joe & Jack Francis defeated Efrem Ethel & JLA Ryan Bowdridge & Scott Starnes ~VS~ Vertigo & Dan Francisco
Vertigo and Fab Dan worked surprisingly well together tonight. At one point, Dan even put Scott on his shoulders so Vertigo could hit a missile dropkick for a modified doomsday device. Later on the issues between Starnes and Bowdridge boiled over when Scott hit the Starnes Slam on the Heavyweight Champion. Reeling from his partners finisher, Ryan stumbled into the Balefire Bomb from Vertigo to end the match.12:26 - Vertigo & Dan Francisco defeated Ryan Bowdridge & Scott Starnes
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Post by Vertigolowe on May 15, 2009 10:09:55 GMT -5
May 13, 2009Road to All In - Week 4 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Slaughterhouse, Jeremy Tolliver & Dirge Kalkos ~VS~ Seamus Anderson & Roman Brothers[/center] The Coven spent most of the match attacking Seamus. Once Slaughterhouse was tagged in, Seamus started to get a little momentum going and Levi Roman tagged himself into the match. It was a mistake as he walked into the Chainsaw Massacre from Slaughterhouse to end the match.8:05 - Slaughterhouse, Jeremy Tolliver & Dirge Kalkos defeated Seamus Anderson & Roman Brothers in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Barry Knight ~VS~ Napalm
Barry went into his match against Napalm considerably less drunk than his partner was last week against Chaos. Knight used his speed and technique to keep Napalm off-guard and then finished him off with Check Mate for the pin.5:12 - Barry Knight defeated Napalm 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Carl Svensson, Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tyler Marx & Grade A Tag Team[/center] Richards and Dazza started off strong against the Grade A Team. Svensson tagged in and began stretching Michael Stern until Marx made the save. Tyler tagged in and took charge of his opponent on Saturday. Svensson managed to hook up the Zipper, but Tyler rolled him back onto his shoulders and scored the three-count.10:41 - Tyler Marx & Grade A Tag Team defeated Carl Svensson, Jimmy Richards & Dazza in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Elisha Knight & Summer Brodey ~VS~ Big Bertha & Veronica Truman
Elisha did not seem to trust Summer as her partner, and was determined to win the match entirely on her own. Bertha and Veronica took advantage and dominated Elisha. Finally Summer got the crowd chanting "Let's go Elisha!" and The Women's Champion dove to the corner and made the hot tag. Summer cleaned house long enough that Elisha was back up and hit Bertha with the Starstricken Strike from the apron to the floor. Veronica was shocked by the sight and turned around into Summer's Solstace for the upset victory. After the match Elisha reluctantly shook hands with Summer.6:07 - Elisha Knight & Summer Brodey defeated Big Bertha & Veronica Truman 6-man Tag Team Match
[/color] Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water ~VS~ Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks[/center] With six of the men who will be in the Las Vegas Championship Guantlet match in this match, things were bound to get out of hand. Jacob Anwar was the instigator as everyone else seemed happy with having a competitive match-up. Anwar caught Sparks with a low blow before hitting the Starlight Express for the win.7:39 - Jacob Anwar, Andy Montoya & Water defeated Kurt Engelhorn, EFF Dash & Logan Sparks in a 6-man Tag Team Match. Champions vs. Challengers
[/color] Scrappy Joe & Jack Francis ~VS~ Efrem Ethel & JLA[/center] As Jack had predicted, the champions did work well together. The fact that JLA and Efrem couldn't seem to get along didn't help their cause either. Efrem finally seemed to just get pissed off and walked out of the match. JLA put up a good fight, but was not able to both of the champions by himself. Joe hit the Last Scrap to end the match.4:58 - Scrappy Joe & Jack Francis defeated Efrem Ethel & JLA Ryan Bowdridge & Scott Starnes ~VS~ Vertigo & Dan Francisco
Vertigo and Fab Dan worked surprisingly well together tonight. At one point, Dan even put Scott on his shoulders so Vertigo could hit a missile dropkick for a modified doomsday device. Later on the issues between Starnes and Bowdridge boiled over when Scott hit the Starnes Slam on the Heavyweight Champion. Reeling from his partners finisher, Ryan stumbled into the Balefire Bomb from Vertigo to end the match.12:26 - Vertigo & Dan Francisco defeated Ryan Bowdridge & Scott Starnes
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