Longshot (May 27, 2009)

[Vertigolowe]

May 27, 2009
Road to Snake Eyes - Week 2


Number One Contender Tournament
VCW Women's Championship
Quarter Finals

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"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Millie Amazing
Jenn Wolf ~VS~ "Bloody" Arrianna Lyra

Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship[/color]
Scrappy Joe ~VS~ Water

JLA "The Stooge" ~VS~ Flexy Rexy

Tyler Marx ~VS~ DJ Logan Sparks

Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

Barry Knight ~VS~ Lachy Roman

Bobby Boom ~VS~ "Fabulous" Dan Francisco

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ War Machine
Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos
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[EELON]

Daniel Diamondeye steps out to the stage and is hit by a thunderous cheer from the crowd.

"On his way to the ring, from Salt Lake City, Utah, weighing at 294 lbs. Daaaaniel Diamondeye!"

"Already in the ring weighing in at 265 lbs, War Machine!"

Daniel takes another minute or so to enter the ring. He then enters and the match is on.

War Machine charges but is caught in a chokeslam. DD then pick his opponent up and hits the Moneymaker for the incredibly fast victory.
Diamondeye quickly calls for a mic and also quickly receives one.

"Next please! ...Seriously, I might not have wrestled since before Windfall last year but that doesn't mean that I'm not ready for competition. So Sam, you better come up with a better opponent for me tonight."

[EELON]

Tyler Marx and DJ Logan Sparks are in the ring and the bout is just about to begin when "Two-Timing Touch and Broken Bones" by The Hives starts and Carl Svensson walks out. As he passes the ring he and Tyler stares at each other. Svensson then sits down at the commentary table. Tim Ramirez quickly questions "The Swede".

"Carl, what are you doing out here? I thought you were done with Marx as you are the number one contender for the Juniorweigh championship?"

"Done with Marx? I wont be done with him until he's on the Injured list! Now I'm just here do some commentating for this match with you guys."

[Vertigolowe]

"Fully Alive" by Flyleaf plays over the speakers and Samantha Swift steps out onto the set.

"Daniel, I just wanted to make sure you still had it. I didn't mean to offend you with my choice of your first opponent back.

I'm glad to hear you want better competition, because next week you will be going 1-on-1 with the VCW Heavyweight Champion Ryan Bowdridge in a non-title match.

As for this week, you can face "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos."

[Roy]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting addition on VCW Longshot. I'm Lucas Wright and at this time I'm standing with the former 2 time Hardcore Champion, Scrappy Joe.
Scrappy tonight you have a No.1 contenders match against Water, what's your thoughts on that match?

Wright passes the Mic over to Joe but before he can take it Jeeves grabs it from his hand. He takes a cloth from his pocket and wipes down the Microphone then hands it to Scrappy. He holds up the dirty cloth in disgust then throws it away.

I've got a couple of things on my mind Lucas, first I really want to get my Hardcore Championship back from Efrem Ethal and tonight I'll take the first step in achieving that . The other thing on my mind is Seamus Anderson. He took a disgusting beating last week. You see Lucas I was gone and those freaks, lead by that coward Rob Frias, attacked my friend and destroyed him. If I was here Lucas that would never have happened.

Scrappy hangs his head, almost in shame.

But I was away. I was away finding some new toys. However this week I'm here and I just want to let Frias and his Feaks know that I've brought my toys with me.

Jeeves hands Scrappy a baseball bat covered in tacks, with nails sticking through it and barbed wire wrapped all around. Scrappy has also written his name up the side in paint

It's time to play with my new toys Frias, and you are the person I've picked to share them with

Scrappy lets out a little grin as he walks away.

[Esix Cordero]

"Welcome back VCW fans. We have just received word that there is a disturbance occurring backstage. We take you live backstage to discover what this commotion is all about..."

Backstage in the VCW Longshot Arena, a darkened figure stirs. Among the props and stands that are not lit up is a silhouette of a man. He paces towards the camera, and various features become apparent. His dark hair dangles in his face, and he brushes it away over his ear. His icy blue eyes stare through the camera, and a menacing grin appears through the shadows.

"I bet you all forgot about me, didn't you?"

The man growls, chuckling afterwards. He wrings his hands with anticipation.

"I have been starving for competition for the past three years. I tried to get away, but I became far too emaciated. My stomach growled with rage. I have a thirst for blood VCW, and I'm shooting straight for the jugular."

He chuckles once again, this time longer and in a more evil manner.

"That's right VCW... I'm back as a killing machine. I'm ready to search and destroy. Give me anybody and they will surely feel my wrath. I fight the same as I did when you last saw me..."

The figure swiftly steps into view, his face directly in the camera.

"But I'm not the same man that I was!"

Those who were familiar with VCW three years ago can instantly recognize this man...

"I'm the former MWA Juniorweight Champion, Esix Cordero...

AND I'M BACK!"

The scene fades to black as Esix laughs hysterically in the background. Blue text appears on the screen...

ESIX CORDERO RETURNS TO VCW

[tinyddt]

After the Scrappy Joe segment, the tron flickers into life, the camera pans around the Nevada desert, before settling on a man, in a tattered white suit, sitting on a battered old sofa. The man starts to speak, in a raspy voice


You knew me.....you, know me

Im the angel of mercy, Im the angel, of Death

You know me

The camera's now switched positions, it shows the man in profile, from the neck down, still not revealing his face

Ive walked these streets, Ive seen the demons, those you sent to test me

The man raises a bandaged hand and points to the sky

The wicked, the corrupt, the homeless, the scarlet women. And did I not show them the way, your way. They didnt listen....they didnt want to listen, but I made them, and in the end were they not grateful
Where you.....NOT GRATEFUL


The man stands, arms raised, screaming at the sky

The camera now comes to rest in front of the man, we can see his face now, partially, from the mouth down. His jaw is heavily stubbled, and there is a small cut at the corner of his mouth, a mouth that twists into a creepy smile

I know, brothers, that I have been neglectful for too long, that my absence has coincided with a dark cloud hanging over VCW
Dont fret, redemption is just around the corner


He spreads his arms, palms outstretched

[glow=red,2,300]Step into the Light[/glow]

The camera cuts

[Roy]

Just before "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos" enters

The VCW Tron switches to a locker room and sitting on a leather sofa is Scott Starnes.

He is resting his hands on his fists

Once again I was denied the VCW Heavyweight Championship at All In and I wasn't even pinned in the damn match! Vertigo I always knew you were a weak little man. When the time comes for you to step up you always crumble like battered building.

Starnes looks up into the camera

And now I see another pathetic human being in the center of the ring. Daniel that is now the second time that you've interfered in my business and the second time that you've saved that little boyfriend of yours from a battering that he deserves. It hasn't gone unnoticed and very soon you will pay for interrupting me.

Oh and Well done Daniel, you beat a jobber on your first night back and already you have grown cocky.

Come Snake eyes you will step in the ring with a real wrestler and Daniel after that night you will be sitting back behind that announce table but this time you'll be sitting in a wheelchair.

the tron switches back to the ring where Diamondeye stands with a little grin on his face

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Ted Tsavales
Eats Like Tsavales
Juan Hefe
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Barry Knight
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Juan Hefe & Friends Locker Room, VCW Arena...

The camera pans in on the now familiar scene of Ted Tsavales and Eats Like Tsavales playing WWF No Mercy, this time as a tag-team versus "Filthy" Rich Burton and Barry Knight. Juan Hefe is at his desk, talking Spanish (badly) to someone on the phone. He finally gives up and hangs up the phone in frustration.

"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have spent all that money on Hooked on Phonics!"

"What's the matter boss, you seem distracted?"

"Well, I'm trying to work out a travel schedule for us this weekend. I managed to book Sledgehammer Justice in Puerto Rico this weekend. But the stupid travel agent is getting me to deal with the hotel manager in San Juan."

Burton puts his N64 controller on the table in front of him and stretches out.

"Who are we gonna be puttin' over?"

"Cor blimey Rich! Pick up yer remote!"

Hefe picks up a recently faxed document and scans it quickly.

"Well, let's see. According to the still-hot-from-the-fax-machine booking sheet, you'll be losing to Thunder & Lightning in a match for the WWC World Tag Team Championship."

"We gotta job to those amateurs again? You kidding me?" says Burton.

"I would ravver wotch Rich make out wiv Eucalyptus than count the lights for them two again! Oi!" comments Knight.

"Now come on fellas, this is a great paying gig in sunny Puerto Rico for God's sake!"

"That's just it Hefe, that's all we ever do in Puerto Rico! Get pinned by Thunder and goddamn Lightning!"

"S'truth!"

Hefe crumples the booking sheet and tosses it at Burton's head.

"Listen, if you guys don't want to make a two thousand dollar pay day, that's fine with me!"

"TWO THOUSAND QUID!"

"Heck, I'd let you pin me for that amount of money Hefe!"

Hefe rubs his forehead in frustration.

"See, that's the problem with you two, you don't appreciate the amount of work I put in. All this administrative stuff takes up literally all of my time!"

Ted turns towards Hefe, still pounding furiously at his N64 remote.

"Hey boss, I might know somebody who could you help you out with all that 'administrative stuff'."

"Oh yeah? Who do you have in mind?"

Ted turns back to the TV screen, but keeps talking to Hefe.

"My niece is looking for a summer co-op placement."

Burton gets up off the couch and gyrates his hips.

"Never mind Hefe Ted, you can tell your niece I've got a placement for her... In my pants..."

"Oi Rich, right, do yer fink yer could put the mockers on doin' that for a minute and give us some 'elp over 'ere, squire? Ted and Eee El Tee are givin' me Wee Knight a run for 'is brass! Blimey!"

"You do know we're fighting the Hard Targets aren't you? You shouldn't need my help!" says Burton, pointing to the virtual versions of Eric Mann and Chris Williams.

"So Ted, who's coordinating this program" says Hefe, completely ignoring Rich and Barry.

"She's a student at UNLV... In the secretarial engineering program or something..." says Ted, furrowing his brow in concentration.

"Huh, so what do you think she'll be expecting to get paid?"

"Nothing, it's just to add a position to her resume."

"Hell, if that's all she's looking for, I could add a half dozen positions to her resume in one night!" says Burton.

"Uh, Rich? I'm bloody well in deep Barney Rubble 'ere. Chris Williams 'as just powerbombed me and now Eric Mann is about ter piledrive me onto a chair..."

"So what's her name Ted? And do you have a number where I can reach her?"

"Her name's Julia Fairbottom boss."

"Bwahahahahahahaha! WHAT?!?!?" says Rich, exploding in laughter.

Knight grows pensive. "I wonder if 'er bottom right is fair..."

"Damn it Bar'! Watch what you're doing! Eee El Tee just pinned you!"

Knight slams his controller down and gets up in a huff.

"I've been askin' for bloody 'elp all night yer fat oaf! Honest guvnah! Yor character..."

"Chris's Wife Lisa"

"Right, Chris's old lady Lisa was too busy doin' ridiculous taunts on the bloody outside!"

"Listen Bar', when Chris's Wife Lisa starts dancin', everythin' else just fades into the background."

Hefe claps his hands together.

"Alright Barry! Your match is in 30 minutes, you better get ready!"

"I were born ready guvnah."

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Tim Ramirez
Carl Svensson
Scrappy Joe
Jeeves
"The Misfit" Rob Frias
Mini Frias
"Fabulous" Dan Francisco
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Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship

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Scrappy Joe ~VS~ Water[/center]

"Hello folks and welcome back to Longshot! We've got a wild match coming up featuring Scrappy Joe and Water for a chance to strip Efrem Ethel of his VCW Hardcore gold! Any insight Carl?"

"None at all Tim, I'm just hoping to see a great match between David and Goliath."

"That's a great point Carl, Water stands a legitimate seven feet tall and Scrappy Joe is generously listed at six feet one!"

"Never underestimate the smaller competitor Tim, trust me on this one."

"And I do Carl, you've made a career out of overcoming the odds! But we'll get back to that later, here comes Scrappy Joe with a shopping cart full of goodies!"

Scrappy Joe, accompanied by his butler Jeeves Jeeves, makes his way to the ring, taking time to high five some fans along the way. The duo make their way to the announce table where Scrappy pulls up a chair and invites Jeeves to sit down.

"You guys are gonna have company for my match. Jeeves! I want you to add some class to these proceedings."

"Right away sir." says Jeeves pulling on a headset and sitting beside Carl Svensson.

Tim Ramirez does not look pleased at this development.

"A three man booth? Again? I mean, no offence Jeeves, but..."

Scrappy Joe slams a barb wire bat on the announce table.

"My butler stays! That clear Tim?"

Svensson answers for Ramirez, who is visibly flustered.

"No problems here Scrappy, now you just get in the ring and get ready. Your opponent is coming out."

Sure enough, "Blue (Da Ba De)" by Eiffel 65 hits the speakers and out walks Water, decked out in his hardcore match attire and carrying a weapon of his own, a rubber chicken!

"Water looks determined tonight, he's got his hardcore attire on!"

"And he appears to be carrying a chicken? How odd."

"Welcome to VCW Jeeves, the inmates here are very much in charge of the asylum."

"Ah."

"And here we go! Water just whipped that rubber chicken at Scrappy, but the former VCW Hardcore champion just batted it out of the park with that barbed wire bat of his!"

"It was a ruse. Water is charging in to deliver a thrust kick to Scrappy's head."

"But Scrappy ducks and catches Water in a reverse neckbreaker!"

"I dare say, Scrappy Joe had to climb a ladder to deliver that hold."

"Good one Jeeves!"

"Thank you sir."

Scrappy Joe rolls out of the ring, eager to reach his toychest on wheels when he is slammed in the head by a chair from someone in the crowd!

"Not again! Frias has just delivered a killing blow to Scrappy's skull with that chair shot!"

"Hold on Tim, it appears that Scrappy is more... resilient than you give him credit for."

"I concur with Mr. Svensson, Mr. Scrappy can take much more abuse than a mere chairshot can provide."

Indeed, just as the rest of the Freaks hop the barrier, Scrappy Joe gets to his feet and manages to nail Albino Warrior with the Last Scrap.

"Last Scrap! Last Scrap! Last Scrap! Now he needs to... Watch out Scrappy!"

No sooner has Scrappy Joe gotten back to his feet, that North Vegas Butcher runs him through with the shopping cart. In the ring, Water is getting to his feet and looking at the chaos outside the ring with great amusement.

"Look at Water, he's not even trying to put a stop to this!"

"Why should he Tim? He doesn't even have to break a sweat and this match is his."

As if on cue, "Climb Aboard the Pain Train" starts up on the speakers and out comes "The Pain Train" Bill Dallas running at full tilt towards the ring. He clotheslines Sad Boy into oblivion and then slides under the bottom rope where Water is waiting for him with a series of stomps to the head and back.

"As if this match couldn't get any crazier, here comes Pain Train to exact his revenge on Water!"

"Those who reach out and grab their opportunities will inherit the earth Tim."

"Well spoken sir. Oh! Look sharp, here comes that dreadful Misfit with his little pet."

"The Misfit" Rob Frias (with Mini Frias on his shoulder, natch) walks over to the announcer's table and pulls up yet another chair, on which he deposits Mini Frias.

"What the hell do you think you're doing Misfit? This isn't Color Commentary Idol you know!"

Mini Frias grabs another headset and then lunges at Ramirez. Frias holds him back before any irreperable damage can be done.

"You listen here you skinny little ***BLEEP***! I deal with enough ***BLEEP*** every ***BLEEP*** day and I certainly don't need to take it from some needle nose ***BLEEP*** ***BLEEP*** like you!"

"What dreadful language! If only I had a bar of soap handy..."

"You ***BLEEP*** with me baldy? I'm in a foul ***BLEEP*** mood as it is! War Machine was supposed to do this ***BLEEP*** gig but he's ***BLEEP*** OUT! Diamondeye ***BLEEP*** him UP! Ya feelin' me Svensson?"

"Yeah, but I don't really want to go there if it's all the same to you Mini Frias."

"***BLEEP*** you meatball muncher."

Back in the ring "The Pain Train" and Water are furiously exchanging blows, continuing even as "The Bitch Is Back" by Elton John comes on the speakers. "Fabulous" Dan Francisco walks out shortly after with a microphone.

"Gentlemen! As much as I love to watch violent and hedonistic man on man orgies.... This has really gone too far darlings!"

All of the craziness in and around the ring stops momentarily as the grapplers turn to look at "Fab Dan" on the stage.

"Water, do you really think that your continued feud with Sexy Billy gives you the right to claim Bill's cherry?"

Water stops punching Dallas in the face long enough to ask for a microphone.

"What the hell are you talking about you fruit? Dallas attacked me!"

"Oh, I know that's how it looks like darling, but I know the truth!"

Before Water can respond, "The German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn explodes out of the back and attacks "Fab Dan"! As if a spell had been broken, the various battles in and around the ring resume in earnest.

"I have never, in all my years of covering pro wrestling seen something quite like this."

"Me neither, although I can say that some of the early Hives gigs in Stockholm got quite crazy."

"I have no idea what to comment on gentlemen, there is too much happening at once!"

"This ***BLEEP*** is ***BLEEP*** great!"

The battle between "Fab Dan" and "The German Wonder" continues until the two reach the ringside area. Gaining the upper hand for a moment, Engelhorn rolls "Fab Dan" into the ring, where Bill Dallas is being Blue Stunner'd by Water.

"Blue Stunner! Down goes Dallas and now Water is tossing him out of the ring!"

"And look who is being rolled into the ring by Rob Frias."

"Scrappy Joe. Oh, this doesn't look good at all. Perhaps I should intervene..."

"Move an inch and you ***BLEEP*** DIE baldy."

"Or perhaps I should sit here and do my duty."

"Wise choice."

"Water has just pinned Scrappy Joe, and now he's celebrating his hard fought victory."

"But look! Dallas has recovered from Water's Blue Stunner and he's on the top turnbuckle! Train Wreck!"

"Now Dallas is celebrating, but Kurt Engelhorn drops him with the German Bomber!"

"This is insanity! Engelhorn is wiping his hands and backs right into a Bareback Slam by Dan Francisco!"

"Well ***BLEEP*** fellas, this has been a real ***BLEEP*** slice. Catch ya ***BLEEP*** later."

Mini Frias hops off his chair and joins Frias who is escaping into the crowd.

"Look at Frias, he just escapes without even checking on his lackeys."

"Well, he accomplished what he set out to do Tim, which is cost Scrappy his match against Water."

"Quite right, I better go attend to Mr. Scrappy before Fab Dan gets any ideas."

Longshot cuts to commercial as the camera pans on the ring where "Fabulous" Dan Francisco stands breathing heavily over the carnage around him.

[Master Red]

JLA is walking backstage when Lucas Wright walks up him.

Lucas-What are thoughts on tonights match and after losing to Jack Francis?

JLA-Lucas, Lucas I won last week totally dominated. I plan to do it again.

Lucas-What about your match against Jack 2 weeks ago.

JLA-I have to...to...to...piss off you piece of ---BLEEP---.

[Vertigolowe]

May 27, 2009
Road to Snake Eyes - Week 2

Daniel Diamondeye ~VS~ "The Plague" Dirge Kalkos

After his dominating victory over War Machine, Daniel had a little more trouble with Kalkos. The Coven's silent monster imposed his strength on Daniel but Diamondeye showed why he is a former VCW Heavyweight Champion. A quick Money Maker was all it took give Daniel his second win of the night.

5:40 - Daniel Diamondeye defeated Dirge Kalkos

Tyler Marx ~VS~ DJ Logan Sparks

Sparks came at Marx with flury of attacks. Tyler gaine dthe upper hand by ducking a high cross body from the top rope. He lifted up the DJ and floored him with the Tank Buster for the win.

4:20 - Tyler Marx defeated Logan Sparks

After the match Tyler continued his beatdown on Sparks. After repeated right hands to a defenseless Sparks, EFF Dash hit the ring with a kendo stick and chased Tyler out of the ring.

Barry Knight ~VS~ Lachy Roman

Barry had the upper hand at times in this match but always seemed to underestimate his opponent. Barry was showboating when Lachy grabbed him by the wrist and flipped up into Roman Magic. Barry was so surprised he had no choice but to tap out.

6:11 - Lachy Roman defeated Barry Knight

Number One Contender Tournament
VCW Women's Championship
Quarter Finals

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Jenn Wolf ~VS~ "Bloody" Arrianna Lyra
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Jenn seemed re-energized for this match but came up just short when she walked right into the Dark Kiss. Arrianna rolled her up for the win.

7:56 - Arrianna Lyra defeated Jenn Wolf

After the match Arrianna lifted Jenn up and hit another Dark Kiss. She pulled Jenn out of the ring and carried her to the back over her shoulder.

Jimmy Richards & Dazza ~VS~ Tribe of Rage

Fury and Fenris never stood a chance in this match. The new VCW Tag Team Champions dominated them and hit their finishers in stereo with Richards sending Fenris rolling to the floor with the JR Driver. Dazza hit the King's Hammer on Fury at the same time to score the win.

3:51 - Jimmy Richards & Dazza defeated Tribe of Rage

After the match Richards and Dazza grab a microphone and accept the challenge the Grade A Tag Team made last week for a rematch at Snake Eyes.

Bobby Boom ~VS~ "Fabulous" Dan Francisco

Back and forth this one went until Dan reversed the Big Bang into the Violator for the pin.

6:35 - Dan Francisco defeated Bobby Boom

JLA "The Stooge" ~VS~ Flexy Rexy

JLA showed off his skills in this one and got the tap out victory when he locked Rexy in the JLA Backbreaker.

2:22 - JLA defeated Flexy Rexy

After the match Jacob Anwar hit the ring with a chair in his hand. JLA never saw him from behind until he turned around into a sick chair shot. "You and me at Snake Eyes! I'm gonna prove I was the better half of our team!"

Number One Contender Tournament
VCW Women's Championship
Quarter Finals

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"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Millie Amazing
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Jade and Millie had an exciting back and forth match, but Jade would not let her return to Longshot be spoiled. The Vermillion Lady hit the Emira Make-Over for the win and to advance in the tournament.

9:44 - Jade Emira defeated Millie Amazing

Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship

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Scrappy Joe ~VS~ Water
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See Juan Hefe's post above...

5:00 - Water defeated Scrappy Joe in a Hardcore Match.