Longshot (June 10, 2009)

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June 10, 2009
Road to Snake Eyes - Week 4



Esix Cordero ~VS~ Li Kung Pao

Jimmy Richards ~VS~ "Grade A Superstar" Bradley Jameson

Eucalyptus ~VS~ Jenn Wolf

6-man Tag Team Match

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Water, EFF Dash & JLA ~VS~ Efrem Ethel, Tyler Marx & Jacob Anwar

Number One Contender Tournament
VCW Women's Championship
Finals[/color]
"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Summer Brodey

Champions vs. Challengers[/color]
Jack Francis & Bill Dallas ~VS~ Carl Svensson & Dan Francisco

Scott Starnes ~VS~ Vertigo


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[Roy]

The scene opens to the clanging of shoes against the concrete floor. They are black and polished to perfection. The person is in quite a rush and as the camera pans out it reveals “The Butler” Jeeves walking firmly down the corridor.

He is carrying a note is his gloved white hand.

He comes across Albino Warrior who is in a corner chanting something to himself

Huh huh!

Albino snaps out of his trance and peers up at Jeeves

WHO IS THIS TROGLODYTE THAT INTERRUPTS MY MEDITATION!?

Yes… Indeed. Anyway my name is Jeeves, and I have brought this note from Master Joe.

Jeeves hands the note to Albino who stares at it for a second, not entirely trusting the smartly dressed man in front of him. Slowly he opens it anyway.

Behind you!

Your’s sincerely, Scrappy Joe

Huh!?

Albino turns around and standing there is Scrappy Joe waving at Albino with one hand while clutching his blood stained barbed wire bat in the other.

Hi

*BAM*

Joe smashes Albino on the top of the head with the weapon.

The barbed wire gets caught in Warriors snowy white hair. Joe pulls and tugs like he’s caught a big fish.

AHHHHHHH!!! It’s stuck!

Jeeves pulls Albino one way as Scrappy pulls him the other.

Finally it rips out…along with half Albino’s hair.

The rest of his white hair becomes stained crimson red as the blood flows.

Albino faints into Jeeves but instead of catching him, “The Butler” simply moves away causing Warrior to smash into the floor.

Scrappy pulls chunks of hair out his bat as Albino struggles to get back to his feet.

Sir, The crazy man is getting up.

Albino checks his hair but all he touches is a blooded bald patch.

Joe then boots him in the stomach and nails him with “The Last Scrap” on the concrete.

Albino is out.

Jeeves, grab his legs

Certainly Sir

Scrappy takes albino’s arms while Jeeves takes his legs and they both lift him down the corridor.

(To Be Continued)

[Roy]

Later…

Jeeves is pulling a long rope; it’s taking a strain on him as he begins sweating. He then ties it to a hook, takes a deep breath and wipes his forehead with a clean white cloth.

On the other end of the rope hanging upside down is an unconscious Albino Warrior.

Blood drips from his head as he swings around helplessly on the rope. His hands are tied with tape as the rope keeps his feet together.

Crashing and banging can be heard in the background

Where are they?! I know they’re here some place.

…AHA! Found them.

Suddenly a buzzing noise fills the empty dark room

Scrappy walks onto the scene with hair clippers

Jeeves wake him up.

Certainly

Jeeves takes off his white glove and slaps Albino across the face a couple of times. Slowly his eyes open.

Jeeves looks at his blood stained glove in disgust.

Charming

With a sad face he stuffs it in his pocket

Albino, I told your freak of a mate last week to send a message to Rob but it doesn’t look like he received it so I thought I’d politely ask you to send him one also.

Tell him I want a one on one match with him at Snake Eyes and if he doesn’t give me it I will continue taking out all of his little freaky gang…but in a much more violent way!

Scrappy then smiles

Here! I kind of messed up your hair with ma bat so I’d just like tae say I’m sorry about that. BUT! not to worry I’ll sort it out.

Scrappy holds the clippers to Albino’s face, his eyes instantly light up.

WAIT!

Scrappy grabs a chunk of snowy hair and begins to shave it off

Jeeves walks around with a sweeping brush as Scrappy gets down to work.

Albino’s screams echo throughout the dark corridor as the scene ends.

[Devlin]

The scene cuts backstage, where we see Lucas Wright standing by with a goatee-stroking Tyler Marx.

"Ladies and gentleman, this is Lucas Wright and I'm standing here with Tyler Marx, and Tyler, I gotta ask you, what are your thoughts on tonight's match up and, most importantly, your latest rivalry with EFF Dash?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!" Marx begins. "Well well well, you can tell when the pay-per-view is near when Tyler Marx is booked in another arbitrary six-man tag team match with five nobodies- which I will probably end up winning. JLA, you're still as big an inbred imbecile as you've ever been, and Water, Tyler Marx's quarrel is not with you, although he won't hesitate to whoop your big-blue-retard-ass later on tonight if you trouble him.

No no no, Tyler Marx's quarrel is with the sickeningly self-righteous little prick known as EFF Dash. Y'see, "The Good Doctor" has chosen to do something that he will be made to regret- he got... in... Tyler Marx's... way. Tyler Marx is the big shark in this little pond, he is floundering around in a Juniorweight division filled with mediocrity. Tyler Marx is better than the rest, and he'll come and go as he pleases- and you, EFF Dash, shall fall, just like everyone else who has faced Tyler Marx before. Face it, junior- YOU'RE... SCREWED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA."

With that, Tyler Marx smacks the camera out of his way, and he can be heard laughing his way down the corridor as the scene fades out.

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
"Filthy" Rich Burton
Ted Tsavales
Barry Knight
Eats Like Tsavales
Juan Hefe
Julia Fairbottom
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Juan Hefe & Friends Locker Room, VCW Arena...

Barry Knight, "Filthy" Rich Burton, Ted Tsavales and Eats Like Tsavales are sitting at a poker table, playing a game of Texas Hold 'Em. Each player has a modest pile of chips beside them except for Tsavales, who has two massive piles. Burton deals out the cards and then shoots an accusing look at Tsavales.

"So where the hell have you guys been all week Ted? Bar' and I just about gave up on you and Hefe even showing up at Longshot this week!"

Tsavales picks up his cards and whistles happily.

"Whooo-eeee! What a nice set of cards I got here!"

"You moron... can you at least try to not play poker like a five year old? You're completely throwing me off my damn game!"

Ted blushes and is about to apologize, but Knight interjects.

"Cut the chuffin' boy some slack yer fat oaf. Now Ted, right, where the bloomin' hell were you last week? And where's Hefe at, wot?"

"Well, the boss, Eee El Tee and I have been all over Vegas, trying to convince Julia that she should sign up with us for her summer co-op work term. Hefe's just taking her out to get all her paperwork signed."

"Pffffffffffft. I'm so sure that's what Hefe's doing."

Eats Like Tsavales slams a hand on the table, completely disrupting all the piles of chips.

"Are you IMPLYING that JUAN is anything LESS than GENTLEMAN Burton? Because IF you ARE, there's going to BE trouble!"

"Calm down Eee El Tee, I was implying no such thing."

The door to the locker room swings open and in walks Juan Hefe followed closely by a stunningly beautiful blonde wearing a short leather skirt, a tight white shirt and a pair of incongruous librarian's glasses.

"Then what were you implying Rich?"

Burton gets up from the table abruptly and flips it upside down. Chips and cards go flying.

"Hefe! Where the hell you been? And who's the call girl?"

Tsavales walks over to Burton and slugs him hard in the mouth. The blow sends Burton crashing to the floor.

"What the hell did you that for Ted?"

"That ain't no call girl Rich! That's my niece Julia! Now you go over there and you apologize to her!"

Knight claps his knee and chuckles heartily.

"Ah Rich, yor the master at stickin' yor foot in yor North and South!"

"Shaddup and help me up you cockney bastard!"

Knight reaches down and pulls Burton up. The duo then walk over to Hefe and Julia. Burton holds out a hand and offers it to Ted's niece.

"My apologies me lady. You are drop dead gorgeous and I never thought your uncle Ted's terminally ugly gene pool could ever produce such gorgeousness."

Knight rolls his eyes.

"Yer sure know 'ow ter pour it on fick Rich."

Julia Fairbottom shakes Burton's hand and giggles like a school girl.

"Tee hee! Uncle Ted had told me that he worked with characters, but he didn't tell me they would be funny looking and funny talking!"

Burton and Knight look at each other.

"I don't talk funny do I Bar'?"

"Yer rabbit and pork as funny as I 'ave a look Rich."

Hefe takes Julia by the arm and leads her to his desk.

"Fellas! Sorry I've been gone all week but I've been busy. Julia's got lots of work ahead of her tonight, how about we leave her to her work here and you guys can tell me about what happened last week."

"Sounds good, you buyin' Bar' and I a round?"

Knight licks his lips.

"Bloody great idea partner! A pint or free would go daffy dahn dilly right now! S'truth!"

"Well, a beer would be good right now, but I was thinking we could head over to see our old friends the Roman brothers first. Get in their face a bit."

Burton looks crestfallen.

"Ah man! Not the Roman brothers again Hefe! Those bastards put Bar' and I out last week. Can't we feud with someone else?"

"The fat oaf is right guvnah. They took advantage of 'is weakened condition last week and completely demolished 'im."

"Hmm, well that'll be a problem fellas."

"And why's that?"

"Well, I talked it over with Samantha Swift and Sledgehammer Justice is booked to take on the Roman Brothers at Snake Eyes this weekend!"

"Snake Eyes?"

"This bloody weekend, wot?"

Ted pops up between Knight and Burton.

"Look on the bright side Rich! You're not going to be suffering from tetanus by Saturday!"

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
"The Misfit" Rob Frias
Mini Frias
Sad Boy
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Back from commercial, the Longshot-Tron flickers to life and starts showing a noisy club scene. In the background, a goth-metal-emo band is playing on stage while a crowd of emotionally damaged youths slam themselves about morosely. In the foreground, "The Misfit" Rob Frias sits at a barstool with Mini Frias perched on his shoulder.

"Greetings Vegas Championship Wrestling Longshot viewers and welcome to a favourite haunt of mine..."

"Who the ***BLEEP*** names their club 'A Sanctuary For My Bloody, Beating, Satanic Heart' Frias? That is some ***BLEEP*** up ***BLEEP*** right there man."

Frias laughs and rips Mini Frias off his shoulders.

"As usual, your sense of decorum is lacking Mini Frias! And normally, I would appreciate that, but not on this night! No! Tonight, it aggravates me! Therefore, prepare to fly little one!"

"Frias! Wait! What the ***BLEEP*** are you going to... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Mini Frias goes flying towards the stage and knocks down the lead singer from the goth-metal-emo band in the process. "The Misfit" Rob Frias wipes his hands and turns back towards the camera.

"Now, I trust I have your full attention Vegas Championship Wrestling Longshot viewers? Excellent. I wish to convey a message tonight. A message to the insolent dog that hunted down and destroyed War Machine last week!"

Sad Boy shuffles in from the crowd and whispers something in "The Misfit's" ear. He is immediately back fisted in the face for his troubles.

"WHAT?!? Sad Boy has just informed me that you, Scrappy Joe, insolent dog that you are, have just hunted down and scalped one of mine?"

"The Misfit" grabs the bar stool he was sitting on and smashes it down on Sad Boy's back.

"This cannot stand Scrappy Joe! Only I, the mighty Misfit can hunt down and punish my own! You shall pay as dearly as Sad Boy for this offence!"

Sad Boy gets up to his feet, barely conscious.

"Hey... Misfit, you think you could like..."

"No."

*BAM*

Sad Boy is sent crashing down to the floor via Braineater. "The Misfit" kips up to his feet immediately after and walks over to the camera so that only his face is visible.

"It seems that what you want and what I now want are the same, Scrappy Joe. At Snake Eyes, I shall make you feel the wrath of my ire! Do you dare Scrappy Joe? Because I, much like the mighty eagle overhead, dare."

"Snake Eyes."

"Scrappy Joe."

"'The Misfit' Rob Frias"

"Your match of choice."

The Longshot-Tron segment abruptly cuts off, leaving the arena dark for a moment before Longshot cuts to yet another commercial.

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Lucas Wright
Lachy Roman
Levi Roman
Juan Hefe
Barry Knight
"Filthy" Rich Burton
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VCW Arena Interview Set...

"Hello everyone Lucas Wright here with you again, and with me here tonight are the Roman Brothers!"

"Hi Lucas, I've got to say that I'm really glad to finally be able get interviewed by you."

"Yeah! It feels like we've finally arrived!"

"Well fellas, you sort of have. You've both scored some impressive victories over the last couple of weeks. First you Lachy, with your surprising defeat of Barry Knight and then just last week, you put away Rich Burton Levi."

"To tell you the truth Lucas, last week was a complete walk in the park. Rich Burton is completely over-rated! He could barely move in the ring!"

"Totally, and Barry Knight should just hang them up and stick to doing colour commentary. First I beat him clean in the middle of the ring, then last week, he tries to cheat my brother out of a hard fought victory..."

"Hard fought Lachy?"

"Right, sorry Levi. As I was saying, Barry Knight is a cheat and when you're fighting the Romans, cheaters never prosper."

"Well you two certainly seem confident! Any chance you're going to build on this..."

Lucas Wright is interrupted as Juan Hefe walks onto the stage.

"Are you kidding me Lucas? The Roman brothers have accomplished absolutely nothing since they've been in VCW. Nothing."

Lachy gets in Hefe's face.

"That so Hefe? Seems to me we defeated your boys two weeks in a row, right in the middle of the ring."

"Yeah, in singles competition. Alone, Rich Burton and Barry Knight aren't the fastest, toughest or most skilled. But together, they put wannabe teams like yours to shame. Let's see you try your luck against Sledgehammer Justice boys."

"We would absolutely love to get that opportunity. Ain't that right Levi?"

"Damn straight Lachy. In fact, how about we walk over to Swift's office and sign a deal for a match at Snake Eye's?"

Hefe pulls out a contract and a pen.

"To absolutely no one's suprise, I'm way ahead of you. Had a little chat with Samantha this afternoon as a matter of fact. The match is set up for this weekend, all we need is your signatures."

"This is so exciting! I normally never get to do contract signings on my segment!"

Lachy grabs the contract and reads it over. He signs it and hands it over to Levi who signs without even looking at it.

"There, now you go tell the 'mighty' Sledgehammer Justice to get geared up for Saturday."

Hefe grabs the contract and steps back from the Roman Brothers.

"Why don't you tell them yourselves?"

"Huh?"

Barry Knight and "Filthy" Rich Burton emerge from behind the curtains of the VCW Arena interview set wielding a metal folding chair and a sledgehammer, respectively.

"Hey Romans, we got your barely mobile colour commentary right here, ain't that right Bar'?"

"S'truth!"

"You sneak attacking bastards! Let's get'em Levi!"

"Sure thing Lachy!"

Longshot goes to commercial as Lucas Wright dives for his life to escape the swing of Burton's sledgehammer blow...

[Roy]

Scott Starnes is at the interview set with Lucas Wright. He is finishing taping is fists up.

Ladies and Gentlemen I'm standing here with none other than Scott Starnes who will be going one on one with Vertigo tonight. Can I get your thoughts on your match tonight and the upcoming match at Snake Eyes?

For months now Vertigo has pushed his way into my business trying to steal the spotlight from a younger more talented wrestler than himself. Just when I finally had Vertigo down and out another has-been looking for one last run in the light steps up and decides to get involved with me. Daniel Diamondeye you have no idea what you getting involved in. You may appear cocky on the outside but deep deep down in the pit of your stomach you are terrified to step in the ring with me. You know if I get a hold of you it'll be the end of your miserable comeback.

Daniel and Vertigo I want you to listen very carefully, at Snake eyes I will kill two birds with one stone. I WILL end your careers this Saturday night and VCW will finally be rid of the washed up stinking pieces of baggage that is you two.

Then Lucas I will be clear to take the VCW Heavyweight title from Ryan Bowdridge. Ryan just to make this clear for your small pea sized brain. We ain't, and never will be, a team! for now we have the same goals and that is all this is, after Snake Eyes my full attention will be on you and that belt around your waist.

Starnes walks off set leaving Lucas by himself.

[Vertigolowe]

June 10, 2009
Road to Snake Eyes - Week 4

Esix Cordero ~VS~ Li Kung Pao

Esix dominated the match-up until he finished off LKP with the 450 Splash.

2:20 - Esix Cordero defeated Li Kung Pao

After the match, Jose Reyes stepped out onto the stage and announced that it will be Jose vs. Esix at Snake Eyes.

Jimmy Richards ~VS~ "Grade A Superstar" Bradley Jameson

Jimmy and Bradley went back and forth but Bradley blocked an attempt at the JR Driver and floored Jimmy with the De-Grader for the win.

6:15 - Bradley Jameson defeated Jimmy Richards

Eucalyptus ~VS~ Jenn Wolf

Eucalyptus seemed concerned for Jenn who fought the match with her head bandaged. 'Lyptus hit Equality for the win.

5:04 - Eucalyptus defeated Jenn Wolf

After the match, 'Lyptus knelt down to check on Jenn but Arrianna Lyra hit the ring. Eucalyptus looked up but not in time. Arrianna hit the Dark Kiss, knocking her out. Arrianna pulled Jenn up to her feet and pulled her out of the ring and led her out of the arena.

6-man Tag Team Match

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Water, EFF Dash & JLA ~VS~ Efrem Ethel, Tyler Marx & Jacob Anwar
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It was the Water show tonight as he showed his skills against both Marx and Anwar. Efrem picke dhis spots and tagged in as soon as Jacob hit the Starlight Express. While it appeared as though he was going to steal the win, Dash came flying off the top rope with the Autokinetic Effect. JLA flipped Water on top of Efrem and then JLA and Dash kept Marx and Anwar from making the save and Water scored the pin over Efrem.

8:36 - Water, EFF Dash & JLA defeated Efrem Ethel, Tyler Marx & Jacob Anwar in a 6-man Tag Team Match.

Number One Contender Tournament
VCW Women's Championship
Finals

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"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Summer Brodey
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Jade and Summer showed mutual respect during this match, often giving clean breaks and waiting for their opponent to get back to her feet. Summer was about to fall victim to the Hair Dyer, but Big Bertha came to the ring and climbed onto the apron. Jade let go of Summer and hit a dropkick that sent Bertha to the floor. Summer grabbed Jade from behind and hit Summer's Solstace to secure her first shot at the Women's title.

7:48 - Summer Brodey defeated Jade Emira

After the match, Bertha and Jade brawled all over the arena until security finally seperated them.

Champions vs. Challengers

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Jack Francis & Bill Dallas ~VS~ Carl Svensson & Dan Francisco
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The Juniorweight and Las Vegas Champions clearly come from different worlds. Dallas was as interested in dancing with fans at ringside as he was in trying to win the match. Francis began to get frustrated with his antics and walked right into the Zipper from Svensson. Jack tapped out quickly and wisely so as not to injure himself before his actual title defense this Saturday.

12:51 - Carl Svensson & Dan Francisco defeated Jack Francis & Bill Dallas

Scott Starnes ~VS~ Vertigo

Starnes and Vertigo went back and forth with a variety of near falls that had the crowd roaring. As the match wore on, Ryan Bowdridge came out to the ring. As opposed to Starnes more secretive assistance last week, Ryan stepped into the ring and smashed Vertigo in the face with a steel chair right in front of the referee.

7:19 - Vertigo defeated Scott Starnes by DQ.

As Starnes was fuming and screaming at Bowdridge, Daniel Diamondeye hit the ring. With Vertigo unconscious, Bowdridge and Starnes quickly got the better of him. Starnes held him up for the chair shot, but he ducked and Ryan took out Scott instead. Daniel didn't move quick enough though and Bowdridge's next swing caught him accross the back. After giving Vertigo and Diamondeye one more shot for good measure, the VCW Heavyweight Champion stood over the carnage as Longshot went off the air.