Longshot (July 1, 2009)

[Vertigolowe]

July 1, 2009
Road to High Rollin' - Week 3


Sin City Epic 6
Qualifying Match
Lachy Roman ~VS~ Levi Roman

The Born-Again Kid ~VS~ Dragon

Sin City Epic 6
Qualifying Match
DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ EFF Dash

Esix Cordero ~VS~ "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black

"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Big Bertha
The winner will be entered in the Women's Title Match at High Rollin'.

"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ "Pain Train" Bill Dallas

VCW Tag Team Championship

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The Coven (Kalkos & Tolliver) ~VS~ Jimmy Richards & Dazza (c)

Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship[/color]
"The Misfit" Rob Frias ~VS~ Scrappy Joe


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[Vertigolowe]

Longshot opens in Samantha Swift's office. Lachy & Levi Roman are there as well as EFF Dash & DJ Logan Sparks.

"Gentlemen, as you know spots are running thin for the 6th Sin City Epic. So tonight it will be EFF Dash against DJ Logan Sparks for a spot."

Levi chuckles.

"I'm glad you think that's funny, because also tonight we will be having Lachy vs Levi for another spot. I hope to see two competitive matches.

"And by the way, Romans, you're up first tonight."

The Longshot intro plays and we head straight into the arena...

Sin City Epic 6
Qualifying Match
Lachy Roman ~VS~ Levi Roman

Both Romans did put all of their effort into earning a spot in the Epic. Lachy came through with Roman Magic though. His brother knew to just tap out quickly rather than suffer further injury. The brothers shook hands after the match.

4:13 - Lachy Roman defeated Levi Roman

[EELON]

"They seem to have forgotten us."

Michael Stern and Bradley Jameson are relaxing in their locker room. Michael is balancing on his chair with his feet upon a table, donning his in-ring gear and a old CPW-shirt. Bradley, wearing a classy suit, is wandering about in the room.

"I mean, we haven't had a match in weeks, and now the Coven gets a title shot? I also hear that 'Mr. Fat and ugly' and the chess-guy is in the picture."

"They're all pathetic. The entire Tag Team division is a joke!"

Jameson kicks Sterns legs down and bends forward to Sterns level.

"We need to aim higher. Aim to be at the top of our respective weight classes"

"So you are thinking Sin city epic?"

"Naturally... Let's go speaking to Swift for some matches next week."

"After you. BJ."

"Do you want to die? I've told you not to call me that!"

"But it's soo much fun!"

And the scene ends as the two heads towards Swifts office.

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
"The Misfit" Rob Frias
Mini Frias
Sad Boy
Albino Warrior
War Machine
Charon
North Vegas Butcher
Scrappy Joe
Seamus Anderson
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Somewhere in the Bowels of the VCW Arena...

Swirls of steam surround "The Misfit" Rob Frias as he leads his rag-tag crew through the underground tunnels of the VCW Arena. Mini Frias, perched on his bigger twin's shoulder, spits down at Sad Boy.

"Hey! What the hell did you do that for Mini? Can't you see I'm walking here?"

"Shut the ****BLEEP**** up Scrote Boy!"

"It's Sad Boy you little piece of merde!"

"The Misfit" chuckles and pats Sad Boy on the head while simultaneously restraining Mini Frias.

"I commend you on your use of the French language but you should concern yourself with Mini Frias and his ramblings, Sad Boy! Instead, go to the catering area and fetch me a beverage. Preferably of the absynthe variety."

Sad Boy wipes the spit from his face and bows low.

"As you wish Master. If I manage to find some absynthe, can I guzzle some down too?"

"No. Now leave before I rip your head from your neck."

Sad Boy gulps and runs away, stumbling, into the darkness. Brief moments later, a struggle can be heard followed by Sad Boy yelping in pain. Frias tosses Mini Frias from his shoulders and points to Albino Warrior and War Machine.

"You two, go find out what happened to Sad Boy!"

War Machine and Albino Warrior bow down low.

"WAR MACHINE HEARS AND OBEYS OH MIGHTY MISFIT!!!"

"Yeah. What he said."

"WAR MACHINE HAS ONLY ONE QUESTION!!!"

Frias sighs deeply.

"Yes War Machine?"

"WHAT DID THE MIGHTY MISFIT ASK???"

"WAR MACHINE'S EARS WERE FILLED WITH THE ROARING OF BOULDERS BEING CRUSHED TO THEIR CONSTITUENT ATOMS VIA A FORCE GREATER THAN ENTROPY!!!"

Mini Frias walks up to War Machine and snatches a bag of Cheezits out of his hands.

"This ****BLEEP**** moron has been eating cheesy poofs this whole ****BLEEP**** time! Can I ****BLEEP**** taze him???"

War Machine gets back to his feet, grabbing Albino Warrior in the process. The two back off quickly, away from the enraged and quick-to-taze Mini Frias.

"DON'T TAZE WAR MACHINE BRO!!!"

"THY WILL BE DONE OH MIGHTY MISFIT!!!"

"WAR MACHINE HEARS AND OBEYS!!!"

"COME ALBINO WARRIOR, LET US DO BATTLE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN, HEARD OR SMELT!!!"

"Swell, let's go get our asses kicked."

The duo head off into the darkness, presumably in search of Sad Boy. Charon watches the two go.

"Sending those two won't solve anything Misfit. I don't even think War Machine realizes what he's supposed to to do."

Frias smiles dementedly and claps Charon on the shoulder.

"Charon, you are truly a comedic genius! War Machine never knows what to do! He is the purest example of cannon fodder I can possibly think of. All I am expecting of him and Albino Warrior is to stumble in the darkness until Shame-Us Anderson and Scrappy Joe find them and annihilate them."

"You think Scrappy and Seamus are behind Sad Boy crying out? Why don't we all just go and get them instead of separating ourselves to make easier targets?"

Frias backfists Charon on the side of the head, sending the masked man sprawling. The initial assault is followed up by a quick series of kicks to the ribs that mercifully stop after six or seven.

"Your skill lies in comedy, Charon, not strategy. Next time you dare open your mouth to challenge me, remember that fact or I will cave in your skull."

North Vegas Butcher walks up and bows meekly.

"Uh, Misfit sir. You want me and Charon go after our lads? I'd hate to see 'em get wasted like Sad Boy."

"Excellent idea North Vegas Butcher. Pick Charon up off the floor and assist him in his search for Sad Boy, War Machine and Albino Warrior."

North Vegas Butcher frowns in confusion.

"But those two ain't missin' Misfit."

"The Misfit" cranes his neck in the direction Sad Boy was last heard crying in pain. On cue, War Machine and Albino Warrior can both be heard swearing and then going absolutely silent.

"Now they are. Go to them North Vegas Butcher, and bring Charon with you. Mini Frias and I will return topside and prepare for my match against Scrappy Joe tonight."

North Vegas Butcher picks Charon up from the floor and starts walking in the opposite direction of the apparent massacre taking place in the bowels of the VCW Arena. "The Misfit" Rob Frias watches him go and grabs Mini Frias by the arm.

"Come Mini Frias, we must hurry our preparations for my match tonight!"

Frias stumbles back in surprise as he turns a corner and comes face to face with Scrappy Joe and Seamus Anderson.

"How much preparation does it take to get beat from pillar to post Seamus?"

"Not sure Scrappy, but how about we help Rob prepare by beating on him a little bit right now?"

Frias regains his composure and places Mini Frias between himself, Scrappy Joe and Seamus.

"What are you doing here Scrappy Joe? Are you not the one who has been desecrating my motley crew this foul night?"

"What are you yammering on about Frias? I haven't laid a hand on your scrubs... yet."

"Heh heh, and I haven't either Bobby. Looks like you got yet another problem on your hands. What was it Jeeves said about fighting a three front war earlier Scrappy?"

"Suicide. Pure suicide. See you in the ring tonight Misfit. Looks like it'll be a fair fight. For once."

Scrappy Joe and Seamus Anderson turn away from "The Misfit" and walk back from where they came, laughing. Alone with Mini Frias, "The Misfit" Rob Frias falls to his knees and grabs his face in despair.

"This night is turning into a nightmare Mini Frias! Who would dare assault my accolytes under my very nose if not Scrappy Joe and Shame-Us Anderson!"

Mini Frias pulls out a cigar and lights it. He takes a big drag and then blows the second hand smoke into the air.

"I don't ****BLEEP**** know, but this place gives me the ****BLEEP**** creeps. Let's go topside and regroup in the ****BLEEP**** ****BLEEP**** catering area."

Longshot goes to commercial as "The Misfit" Rob Frias bursts into tears.

[Juan Hefe]

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Legend:
Lucas Wright
Water
"The Pain Train" Bill Dallas
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VCW Arena Interview Set...

"Hello everyone and welcome back to VCW Longshot! I'm Lucas Wright, and with me here tonight are two former Las Vegas Champions: Water and 'The Pain Train' Bill Dallas! How are you fellas?"

Water massages his neck, still sore from the German Bomber he received the week before.

"I got robbed last week Wright. ROBBED!"

"How so Water? Kurt Engelhorn pinned you in the middle of the ring after a very competitive match."

"The Pain Train" Bill Dallas begins laughing and goes into an elaborate dance routine.

"Would you quit it Dallas? You're making my head spin!"

Dallas pops out of his dance routine and pretends to throw a punch. Both Wright and Water dodge.

"FOO'! THAT MATCH LAST WEEK WAS NUTHIN' BUT HIGHWAY ROBBERY!"

Water leans in to Wright.

"I'm pretty sure he's talking to you El Dub."

"Uh...right. How so Bill?"

"IT'S SIMPLE FOO'! The crowd in the stands PAID to watch that train wreck of match! Water here stunk up the joint! WHOOOO WHOOO!!!"

Water gets into "The Pain Train's" face.

"Is that so, Dallas? Well, how about you go out there and you show me what a good match is supposed to look like."

"GO BUY A TICKET SON, THIS TRAIN RIDE AIN'T FREE!! WHOOO WHOOO!!!"

Water turns to Wright and does the cuckoo bird motion.

"Is this guy for real Lucas? I mean, he goes away for two years, then comes back and is practically handed the Las Vegas belt, then he defends it via dance-off, then he loses it after less than a month holding it!"

"The Pain Train" gets into Water's face.

"S'THAT HOW IT IS FOO'?!?"

"Yup. What are you gonna do about it?"

Lucas Wright backs away from the two heavyweights and motions for security.

"Uh... fellas, shouldn't you let bygones be bygones? I mean, you have a big match tonight Bill. It could very well determine the number one contender to the Las Vegas title!"

To Wright and Water's surprise, "The Pain Train" nods and backs away.

"The little man is right Water. I gots me a match to get ready for, you interested in being in my corner?"

Water stares at Dallas, dumbfounded.

"You kidding me Dallas? I'd be honored! Let's go get ready for this thing!"

The two heavyweights leave the set just as VCW Security arrive on the scene. A relieved Lucas Wright waves them off and smiles to the camera.

"Well, you heard it here first folks! Water is apparently going to be in the Pain Train's corner tonight as he takes on the German Wonder Kurt Engelhorn! Back to you Tim!"

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[glow=red,2,300]Backstage

[/glow]The BAK is sitting, perched high up on a stack of ring equipment and containers. Legs dangling, open Bible in hand, he looks down and addresses the camera:

.........For even I, the Son of Man, came here not to be served but to serve others, and to give my life as a ransom for many." Mark 10:24

VCW I am here to serve only you. Only your wicked, only your depraved, only your whores, your gamblers your thieves, your, Sinners

He casts his eye back to the opened passage in front of him

..........For if you forgive men when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. Matthew 6:14

Dragon, if you can forgive me for what I have to do tonight in Gods name then you will be well on your way to salvation. The more brutal I am in the ring tonite, the more intense, the more, Visceral, the better chance you have of redemption. For if you can forgive a man who has beaten you half to death then truly you are worthy of His blessing.

The BAK looks to the heavens and spreads his arms wide

The trumpets are sounding the Rapture, theyre sounding for you Dragon

[glow=red,2,300]Step Into The Light
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[Vertigolowe]

The Born-Again Kid ~VS~ Dragon

The BAK wasted no time in dismantling Dragon tonight. The Jesus Effect DDT got the job done for VCW's resident preacher.

2:22 - Born-Again Kid defeated Dragon

Sin City Epic 6
Qualifying Match
DJ Logan Sparks ~VS~ EFF Dash

Both men showed their respect for each other giving clean breaks and not resorting to any dirty tricks. In the end Sparks went for the Record Flip, but Dash caught him before he could finish the move, dropping him down with the DSM V for the win.

6:44 - EFF Dash defeated DJ Logan Sparks

Esix Cordero ~VS~ "The Bruiserweight" Jericho Black

Esix had his stiffest competition since his return to VCW in The Bruiserweight. It was only a matter of time though before Cordero reversed Jericho's Fall From Grace into a victory roll for the win.

7:02 - Esix Cordero defeated Jericho Black

"Vermillion Lady" Jade Emira ~VS~ Big Bertha
The winner will be entered in the Women's Title Match at High Rollin'.

Jade and Bertha showed their familiarity with each other, hitting new reversals for old moves throughout the match. Jade hit the Make-Over, but Arrianna Lyra came to the ring looking pissed off. Bertha took advantage of the distraction and nailed the Bertha Bomb for the win.

5:00 - Big Bertha defeated Jade Emira

After the match, Arrianna grabbed a microphone and told Jade to 'Stay out of my business.'

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"German Wonder" Kurt Engelhorn ~VS~ "Pain Train" Bill Dallas

Engelhorn and Dallas went tooth and nail at each other throughout this one, but in the end it was The German Wonder who scored the victory following the German Bomber.

9:27 - Kurt Engelhorn defeated Bill Dallas

VCW Tag Team Championship

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The Coven (Kalkos & Tolliver) ~VS~ Jimmy Richards & Dazza (c)
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The Coven tried to keep Dazza in the ring the whole match, working him over repeatedly with big power moves. The King wouldn't stay down and managed to make the hot tag to Jimmy Richards. Richards nailed Kalkos with the JR Driver II to get the win and retain the tag team titles.

10:36 - Jimmy Richards & Dazza defeated The Coven (Tolliver & Kalkos) to retain the VCW Tag Team Championship.

[Vertigolowe]

Number One Contender
VCW Hardcore Championship

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"The Misfit" Rob Frias ~VS~ Scrappy Joe
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Scrappy and Frias brought the house down with their hardcore encounter. Both men pulled out all of the stops, hitting each other with everything in the ring until both were a bloody mess. As Frias seemed to be taking control, the arena lights went out. In the darkness, a fireball flashed, briefly illuminating Frias. When the lights came back on, Frias was down and had burn marks on his face. Joe hooked a leg for good measure and won the match.

8:51 - Scrappy Joe defeated Rob Frias in a Hardcore Match.