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Post by RyanBow412 on Sept 21, 2006 14:08:42 GMT -5
Water was watching the fans piling up for all the superstars of the VCW after Longshot on Wednesday while no one was at his table and a stack of photos of him sat at his side. He tapped his marker in boredom. He was about to doze off when a man approached him.
"Excuse me." He said timidly.
"Oh, you want an autograph? About time. At least someone appreciates me."
"No...I was going to ask where the bathroom was."
Water hung his head and sighed.
"Down the hall, first left you see."
"Thanks."
Water flipped off the fan as he walked away.
"I'm a friggin' VCW superstar."
"You're nothing!" A man said, carrying his kid on his shoulders. The kid grinned happily because he got Seamus Anderson's autograph.
"not a very nice person." Water said under his breath.
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Post by RyanBow412 on Sept 29, 2006 22:05:06 GMT -5
Water walks into a barber shop and gets a trim and a shave. After paying the barber, he grabs some blue dye for his hair.
Wait a minute, I recognize you! You're that Aqua guy on VCW. The barber held out his hand, waiting for Water to shake it.
Well, it's nice to meet a fan, but my name is Water. Water meets the barber's handshake. And you are?
Aldo Guarino.
Water's hand starts to tremble a bit as he shakes hands with Aldo. Then he holds Water's hand down and puts a knife through it and Luigi comes from behind with some garrote wire and begins to choke Water.
Sweet dreams, bastard. Luigi says.
As Water's eyesight begins to fade, he can only hear Aldo and Luigi laughing.
Then, he wakes up screaming.
He makes sure there is no one nearby, just to be safe.
This is getting out of hand!
You can say that again.
Water looks in front of him and he sees Luigi with a sniper rifle.
Water wakes up screaming again.
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