Cinco De Mayo with Jose Reyes

[Vertigolowe]

The scene is in the bar of a Mexican resteraunt in Las Vegas. The mariachi are playing and wearing an enormous sombraro is "The Tempest" Jose Reyes, his arm in a sling, and a Corona in the other hand.

"Hola! I hope all my gringo friends are enjoying this Cinco De Mayo! We have a bunch of tvs set up here as we prepare for Boulevard of Broken Dreams! There's plenty of cervesas and senoritas, so come on down and enjoy the show with me, Jose Reyes."

Jose sits back down at a table that includes The Longs, complete with ponchos and The Great Toku, who looks rediculous in his sombraro.

OOC - TBC by whoever. Have fun with this, it's a perfect opportunity for anyone not a part of the ppv to get involved.

[RyanBow412]

Inside walks Water who appears to have been celebrating before entering, since he is complete with a blue and white poncho, a red, black, and white sombrero, a maraca in one hand and a Corona in another.

"Happy Mayonnaise do Sink everybody!"

Jose, Toku, and the Longs stare at the inebriated Water with odd looks.

"Don't bother getting up, because I'll just fall down!"

Water strides to the mariachi and tosses a dollar into the trumpet of one of the players.

"Can you do the Humpty Dance?"

Before the player can answer, Water walks away and takes a seat at the bar next to Toku.

"BEER ME!"

[Rystar]

The camera turns left and two guys with big sombreros walk inside the bar. They sit on a table and ask for 2 cokes. Then, a drunk guy comes near them.

Heeeeeeey!..... Thatsh my sheat. Get out of there before I loshe my temper

Oh yeah? You and what army?

Suddenly, 2 big guys appear and they lift the two guys sat on a the table

...THAT army.

The two big guys start to shake them and accidentally, the sombreros fall, revealing The O-Matics! X-O-Matic Mongolian Chops the guy that lifted him and Rox-O-Matic kicks the other one in the gut. They both run away at a tremendous speed and the 2 big guys follow them. The drunk guy is already passed out.

tbc by someone who wants to help The O-Matics

[ryanrev]

Adolfo & Hector are sitting on the bar stools both drinking Coronas. Abelando is drinking a tequila while smoking some Cuban cigs next to them


Mah boys you sure aren't having much fun I mean look at the beers joos drinking, Coronas those are for mice not men joos can't take in as much alchohol as your old man just yet obviously.Your not even drinking it straight instead you put some lime in it!

Look whos talking your drinking something that has a worm at the bottom of the bottle.

Non sense! The worm is what gives it the flavour its the good stuff! If you aren't gonna drink the real deal tequila then go get some senoritas for your papi ones that are hot and smoking just like mah Cuban cigs!

Whatever dawg.

the Korda brothers leave.

Alright now that the boys are gone I can put on some of my patented moves on all these senoritas.

Korda proceeds to get slapped and rejected by every female in the club...well almost everyone. He bumps into Dan Francisco

Well hello my darling! Remember when we had that sexy encounter in the locker room when you managed Starnes? I'd like to have another.

Dan licks his lips.

Get away from me you gay freak!

Woah thats totally not a very nice thing to call someone Mr.AK.

Korda runs off and crashes right into a mountain of a woman...Big Bertha. Abelando shakes his head and he looks up. The two make eye contact and both start to have "special feelings".

Why hello Bertha I wasn't expecting you here. You are the kind of woman I like one that is strong and isn't afraid to show how shes feeling. Mabye you'd like to come over to my place and have some dinner...and afterwards have some dessert.

Of course!

Bertha grabs ahold of Korda and carries him away out of the club. They both drive off in Abelando's 1970s cadillac eldorado.

to be continued...

[ryanrev]

There aren't enough latino women here what a shame isn't it Adolfo?

Yeah man lets do something else.

Like what you can't dance without a woman.

Just then the O-Matics run past the Korda Brothers with two large men right behind them.

Beat up those two big guys to make us seem tough a lesson I learned from papi.

Lets do it.

Hector takes one of the men down to the ground and mounts him unleashing brutal punches and elbows, Adolfo hits a punch combo on the body of the other man before hitting an overhand right that knocks him out.

Hey man thanks for helping us take those guys out.

Helping you? We didn't attack those guys because we wanted to help you we did it because we were bored and felt like it dawg.

and not your adopted brother over there or is he your biological brother that got created because someone couldn't keep their privates in their pants?

That would make him a halfy which is the proper term Hector ha ha ha!

tbc

[Rystar]

"At least I'm not having my dad get carried away by an ugly obese woman."

You said WHAT?!

Screw these dawgs! Let's save papi!

The Korda Bros. start running at full speed, but they are caught by The-O-Matics. Rox unleashed devastating punches to Hector's face because of the insults he said and X is Dragon Sleeping Adolfo. Adolfo snapmares X and gets up. He grabs a guy's beer and is about to smash it on X's head, but X reverses it and Super Kicks him right in the face with the beer bottle!
1 down, 1 to go. Hector climbs to a table to hurricarana Rox, but Rox is quick and MaTicOs Hector right through the table! Rox gets up and grabs his cell phone. He punches 3 numbers and puts it on his ear.

Good evening. We have a request of an ambulance at that famous restaurant. The one with the Cinco De Mayo banner. Yeah, that one. Come quick. There are 2 men here suffering tremendous pain. Okay. Bye-bye

Rox turns off his cell phone and The O-Matics laugh and leave the restaurant.