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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 21, 2007 22:20:42 GMT -5
"You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)" fades into volume as "DJ" Logan Sparks's voice is heard on the radio.
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This is your DJ for the day, Logan Sparks, broadcasting again for Vegas Championship Wrestling. Since this is the first week I'll give you the 411 on this little diddy. Once a week I'll take over the airwaves and give you the latest happenings in the CPW and VCW world, answer fan mail, take calls, and even have a few guests. And that's what I'm going to start with tonight. Our first guest is none other than the Boss Lady herself, Ms. Samantha Swift!"
"Thanks Logan, I'm glad I could be here."
"No problem, Ms. Swift! You gave me this job in the first place. So, listeners around Sin City, if you have a question, comment, hell if you just wanna vent, give us a call or drop us an email because the lines are open!"
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Post by Juan Hefe on Mar 22, 2007 9:13:26 GMT -5
"And here's our first caller! Line 1, you're on the air."
"Hello Logan."
"Hi there, do you have a question for Samantha?"
"As a matter of fact, I have two questions for Litte Miss Swift."
"Excellent, I'll be happy to answer both."
"That remains to be seen... Miss Swift, you have been very naughty as of late, drinking excessively, carousing with Daniel Diamondeye and wearing extremely short skirts. What do you suggest would be suitable punishment for your behaviour? And if I may interject before you answer, may I volunteer myself as your personal disciplinarian?"
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Post by Vertigolowe on Mar 22, 2007 15:26:48 GMT -5
"That remains to be seen... Miss Swift, you have been very naughty as of late, drinking excessively, carousing with Daniel Diamondeye and wearing extremely short skirts. What do you suggest would be suitable punishment for your behaviour? And if I may interject before you answer, may I volunteer myself as your personal disciplinarian?"
"First of all, I have not been drinking excessively. Many fans don't realize that we are at the arena from six in the morning in after midnight on nights we have shows. So sometimes it's nice to have a stiff drink to get you through that final stretch. It's not like I drink all the time, or even do that all that often.
"As far as Diamondeye, my personal life is not really any of your business. Daniel has earned everything he's gotten in VCW on his own.
"My skirts are knee-length and respectable caller. And as far as you being my disciplinarian, I don't think that you could even dream of controlling a rich girl from Vegas. Maybe someday you'll realize that you need to treat women better if you want anything from them. So why don't you just go watch your Girls Gone Wild videos in your Mom's basement and wish that you actually had a live girl with you."
"Burn! Sorry about that caller, but you bring up spankin' a lady and you should expect a bitch slap, even if it was a verbal one!
"Next caller."
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Post by ryanrev on Mar 22, 2007 18:31:58 GMT -5
Hello I have a question for Ms.Swift. Is it true you've been sending various wrestlers who you dislike to Alcoholics Anonymous to just "give them something to do" or "get them out of your hair" so to speak?
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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 22, 2007 18:35:18 GMT -5
Logan chuckles as the caller asks his question.
"Well, Ms. Swift? That's how you treat employees? Dropping them off at AA Meetings? I think there's a Sexaholics Anonymous meeting down the street if you wanna send me there. I know those women put out!"
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Post by Vertigolowe on Mar 22, 2007 18:43:11 GMT -5
"Well, our VCW Wellness Policy is one of the best in the industry. We encourage our athletes to attend meeting if they are having problems with substances, yes. Dan Francisco showed up to work drunk a few weeks and had to be sent home.
"Dan may or may not have drinking problem, he'll find that out at those meetings."
"Ms Swift, could you elaborate on this wellness policy?"
"Well, we test regularly for steroids and other harmful substances. We are dedicated to keeping our athletes active and healthy despite what they may do to each other, and themselves in the ring."
"VCW, a shining beacon of sportsmanship in a City of Sin!"
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Post by RyanBow412 on Mar 24, 2007 19:53:13 GMT -5
"Unfortunately, that'll have to wrap it up for this week's "DJ" Logan Sparks hour. Join us next week where I'll have a new guest and, this time, some news. Until next week, I'm "DJ" Logan Sparks and I wanna thank the city that keeps me Spinnin' Right Round!"
"You Spin Me Right Round" plays and slowly fades off as Logan Sparks signs off for the week.
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