100.7 WVCW (April 4, 2007)

[RyanBow412]

"Good evening listeners, you once again tuned into 100.7 WVCW. Tonight, we have "Filthy" Rich Burton on the show and when I talked to him before the show he wanted to talk about bestiality and I know what you're thinking, what the hell? So we'll ask him. So, Rich, your here to promote bestiality? Or is it the other way around?"

"Depends, y'all a proponent of admendment 64 article 7?"

"Uh... no?"

"Good answer Lorgern."

"Ok then! I only ask because we all know those sheep got it goin' on!"

"I never took you for a sheep lover Loingroin."

"It's LOGAN Rich. Logan. And man, don't turn this on me, k? This interview is about your love of the flank steak."

"Mmmm, I actually could go for a flank steak right now. *cough*Your mama's*cough*."

"Leave my mom out of this Burton. *cough*sheeplover*cough*"

"I would if I could Raygun, but she's lyin' under me right now."

"'oo the bloody hell fire are yer goin' on ter on me cell dog and bone Rich?"[/color]

"Is that Barry Knight?"

"Yeah, he's talkin about boning dogs again. Just a second Bar, I'm on some radio show that just got started up."

"So your both into this lifestyle?"

"Well yeah. Bar's into boning dogs and I'm into boning your mom."

"I'm warning you Burton!"

"'Ang up the bleedin' call Rich, I'm bloody well almost out of minutes! Struth!"

"Ok, I'll behave. Now, we gonna go to callers soon? All this talk of mom-boning is makin' me tired."

"Fine, fine. Okay, callers, you know what to do!"

[Rystar]

Hey Burton! How was your life back then when you were a pro wrestler?

[Juan Hefe]

"Back then? What the hell you talkin' about boy? I'm ALL pro wrestler right now dammit!"

"I think he's asking you about how your life was when when you first started out in pro wrestling Rich. Is that right caller?"

"Yeah, that's what I was asking."

"So how about it Rich?"

"Well, when I started, it wasn't easy to get a gig like it is today. Ya see son, we had ta get beat on severely 'fore we even we're allowed in the ring!"

"Rich, right, I'm gonna beat on yer severely if yer don't cop off me cell phone! Blimey!"

"Good ol' Bar, always feisty to the last! But anyway, as I wuz sayin', when I got started in this here line o' business, you didn't get into the ring until your ears were good n' cauliflower'd!"

[MetaSylo]

'lo mates. The names Olli, and Burton, the question's for you mate. Whats this rubbish I hear about you datin' that tranny freak, Eucalyptus? I hear you two blimey blokes have been gettin' a wee bit close, eh?

[Juan Hefe]

"Where the hell did you hear that from! I demand to know!"

"Ho ho Burton! Looks like you've been swapping spit with a man-dingo!"

"Listen Sparks, I was drunk as a skunk and that overgrown female came on to me!"

"That's not the way I 'eard it Rich!"

"How did you hear it Barry?"

"Hey Sparks?"

"Yeah?"

"Shut up. And you too Bar, I mean it!"

"I can't shut it about this Rich, right, honest guv! And besides, the world deserves ter know about yor new romance don't it?"

"Just a sec fellas, new caller on line 4. Your on number 4!"

"Like, Barry is totally like lying? You know, like? I would never go for, like, a totally fat and, like, gross dude like Burton!"

"Eucalyptus folks! So you're denying this too 'Lyptus?"

"Like, totally to the max."

"So there you have it caller, your rumour has been denied by both parties."

"Ah well, it were worff a shot. Thanks for callin' in Olli, I owe yer mate."

"No problems eh Barry. T'was all in g'd fun!"

"Wait, so you set this up Barry?"

"Yer bloody right I did guvnah!"

"I guess you owed me for that fatal fourway tag-team match eh Barry?"

"Yor betcha guvnah!"

"So, like, I didn't like, totally make-out with Rich?"

"It appears not 'Lyptus! Next caller, you're on the line!"

[You Know Who]

"Hey, 'Filthy', my name is Frank, Frank Smith. I was just wondering what made you want to start your wrestling career? What made you decide to go professional in the sport of wrestling?"

[Juan Hefe]

"Three things Frank: money, women and an insatiable lust for violence. In what other sport could you brutally assault someone with a sledgehammer, get paid to do it and then get to hook up with some ring rats after the show?"

"What are ring rats Rich?"

"You know, trollops."

"Still not getting you."

"Jezebels, cougars, ladies of the night, groupies, you know?"

"Ah yeah! Thanks for clearing that up. I think... Any more callers out there for Rich Burton?"