100.7 WVCW (June 01, 2007)

[RyanBow412]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! It's DJ Logan Sparks with another WVCW! Today, since I have been requested by a few fans, will be an "Ask Sparks" Day. Simply put, I will be answering questions."

"It's because he can't find a guest."

Sparks sighs.

"That was my producer, Anthoney Smokes, and no, Smokey, that's not why."

"Admit it, Sparks."

"No."

"We all know it's true."

"Shut up. Let's get to the questions."

There is a pause.

"Admit it."

"NO!"

[Rystar]

Hey Sparks! What kind of hair gel do you use?

[RyanBow412]

Sparks begins to laugh.

"Why didn't I see this questing coming? Well, actually, I've used so much hair gel on my head that my hair is almost permanently like this. When my hair does tend to droop down, I just grab any stuff from Wal-Mart. That and a lot of hairspray."

[redninja216]

Hairspray?! Don't you care about the environment?

[RyanBow412]

Sparks slaps his forehead.

"Not another...

Look, I'm all for being environmentally friendly, but seriously, hairspray? Go bother the companies who are emitting smoke from their huge smokestacks like they're life depended on it. Don't bother me for keeping my hair up straight."